The more Li Qiufeng thought about it, the more frightened he became, and he had nothing to say for a while.

Humpty Dumpty saw Li Qiufeng's embarrassed face, and said with a smile: "These things are over, you don't have to think too much." The capital is not a good place, and now returning to Shuzhong is a good thing for our master and apprentice. After paying homage to Ma Gong, you will go to Chengdu with me, and after sacrificing Emperor Zhaolie and General Zhao Yun, we will return to Qingcheng Mountain. ”

Li Qiufeng said: "This is the best. I haven't been back for more than five years, but I really miss Qingcheng Mountain. Master, hasn't there been any change in Qingcheng Mountain over the years?"

Humpty Dumpty pursed his lips and said indignantly, "Fuck, nothing has changed. It's that the monkeys in the mountains are becoming more and more lawless. The year before last, your Uncle Cai brought two jars of good wine from Yunnan, but I was reluctant to drink it, and put it in the cave behind the house, thinking that after you returned to Qingcheng Mountain, we master and apprentice would have a drink. Unexpectedly, the monkeys on the mountain smelled the aroma of wine, and one day while I was going down the mountain to do errands, they sneaked into the cave and drank the two jars of wine to the point that there was nothing left. When I returned, I had not yet reached Lewang Slope when I saw several monkeys lying on the side of the road. At first, I thought that the monkeys had been injured and died by wild beasts, and I felt pity for them, and wanted to bury their corpses, but as soon as I got closer, I smelled the smell of wine. I was shocked, and when I looked closely at the animals, I found that they were not injured at all, but that they had drunk too much and were drunk on the side of the road, and could not get up for a while. I suddenly remembered the two jars of wine in the cave, and I knew that something was wrong, and hurried to the cave. Along the way, I saw a lot of drunken monkeys lying on the ground, and I became more and more anxious. When we got to the entrance of the cave, there were more drunk monkeys. Finally into the cave, guess what I saw?"

Li Qiufeng saw Humpty Dumpty's angry appearance, and he was amused, for fear that he would laugh out loud, so he didn't speak, but just shook his head.

Humpty Dumpty said hatefully, "I saw that the cave was full of drunken monkeys, and the strong smell of wine kept coming, and my saliva was about to flow out." On closer inspection, a jar of wine smashed to pieces on the ground, but there was no trace of alcohol on the ground. Before the jar fell, the damned monkeys drank the wine inside. The other wine jar was placed on the stone table, but there was a huge monkey lying next to the jar, which was the monkey king of the group of wild monkeys in the back mountain of Qingcheng Mountain. Fuck this damn monkey who is drunk and unconscious, and he won't let go of the wine jar. I just wanted to take a few sips of wine, and I didn't care to settle accounts with the dead monkey, so I tore it off the stone table, threw it aside, picked up the jar, and drank it......"

Humpty Dumpty said this, and suddenly stopped talking, and a look of anger and embarrassment appeared on his face. Li Qiufeng knew that Master had the best wine, and when he saw that the two jars of wine were spoiled by monkeys, he must have been extremely angry. But the wine is just around the corner, and Master must want to settle accounts with the monkey after drinking. The group of wild monkeys in the back mountain is the overlord of Qingcheng Mountain, and they are rampant in the mountains, and even wild wolves and tigers dare not conflict with this group of monkeys. However, when it comes to the monkey king of this group of wild monkeys, it has quite a history.

It turned out that the monkey king of this group of wild monkeys was huge and extremely strong. When a giant python broke into the territory of the wild monkey, the monkey king and the giant python started a fierce fight, and finally gouged out the two eyes of the giant python alive. The python was in unbearable pain, and there was a sudden darkness in front of him, and he went crazy, the huge snake head crashed everywhere, the snake tail rolled around, and even the hard rock was smashed by the giant python.

After one of the rocks was smashed by the python, the snake's tail swept over and knocked a finger-sized piece of gravel out of the way, just right towards the monkey king who was hiding on the side. According to Zhuo Yuzi, the master of the Wufeng Temple of Qingcheng Mountain, who was hiding on a big tree near the left to watch the battle at that time, the giant python was almost the thickness of a bucket and extremely powerful. Under the serious injury, he launched a frenzy, and his strength increased several times out of thin air. It is shot out with gravel, whether it is speed or strength, it is much more powerful than the hidden weapon launched by the martial arts master. Although the monkey king was just an animal, he was born with a spirit, and when he saw a piece of gravel flying towards him, he actually threw his head back between the lightning and flint, and the gravel did not shoot into its head, but only drew a blood groove on its forehead.

Rao is like this, the monkey king is not lightly injured, screamed, turned around and jumped over a rock. The python was blind and slammed around frantically. Hearing the screams of the Monkey King, the giant python suddenly raised its huge snake head and crashed straight into the Monkey King.

Every time Zhuo Yuzi talks about this, she will have palpitations. He said that he had heard that when the python lived for more than a hundred years, it would fly into the air like a dragon, but he thought it was a legend and did not believe it. But at that time, I saw the giant python frantically pounce on the monkey king, like a giant dragon, and then I knew that the legend in the world also had some truth.

Seeing that the giant python was about to hit the monkey king who was squatting on the rock, but unexpectedly, at the last moment, the monkey king rolled on the rock and instantly avoided the side. The python was blind, and it was crazy when it pounced on the Monkey King, using all its strength. At this time, although the monkey king avoided it, the giant python still pounced forward. Only then did Takumiko remember that the rock where the Monkey King was squatting was on the edge of the cliff. The python swooped into the air, flew out from the top of the rock, and fell straight to the bottom of the cliff.

It turned out that the Monkey King had blinded the giant python's eyes, so he hid aside, waiting for an opportunity to poison again. It deliberately crouched on the rock on the edge of the cliff to lure the blind python to attack it, causing the python to fall off the cliff on its own. Unexpectedly, the giant python rolled around, and actually swept away a piece of gravel and attacked him. Fortunately, it was very clever, so it was not killed on the spot by the rubble. However, the rubble cut a blood groove on the top of its head, but it was also unbearable pain, and then it let out a miserable scream. The giant python pounced on the sound, and the monkey king endured the pain and dodged the giant python's desperate blow, causing the giant python to fall into the abyss and fall to pieces.

The Monkey King killed the python, but the rubble on his forehead left a white scar that looked like he had another eye on his forehead. After Zhuo Yuzi told the Monkey King about killing the giant python, the news spread nearly 100 miles to the left of Qingcheng Mountain. The Taoist priests and the people on Qingcheng Mountain knew the power of the Monkey King, so they gave it the nickname of "Three-Eyed to the Sky", and no one dared to provoke these monkeys from then on. Fortunately, the monkey did not harm the people, but was at ease in the back mountain.

When Li Qiufeng heard that it was the "Three-Eyed Heaven" who had brought the monkeys to drink the master's wine, and when he saw the embarrassment on his master's face, he secretly wondered if the master had suffered a big loss by making a move with this monkey head in anger? Otherwise, why would he show an embarrassed expression? However, although he was curious in his heart, he didn't dare to ask more.

At this moment, only the sound of footsteps outside the house could be heard, and then the door of the house was pushed open, but it was the old man who walked in with a food box. Li Qiufeng hurriedly stepped forward, stretched out his hand to take the food box, and saw that the goose feathers outside the house were snowing, and a thick layer of snow had accumulated in the yard.

The old man turned around and closed the door, and then laughed while beating the snowflakes on his body, "This snow is so unfortunate." Originally, I wanted to buy buns from the old Chengdu tavern for your master and apprentice, but the snow closed the door, and the tavern was closed to customers, so I had to buy some food at random in a restaurant next to it, and I asked the two of you to forgive me. ”

Humpty Dumpty smiled and said, "Mr. Huang, what are you polite to us!

Li Qiufeng put a plate of steamed buns and a few plates of side dishes on the table. Humpty Dumpty reached out and grabbed a steamed bun and took a bite, then picked up a piece of chicken with chopsticks and put it in his mouth, chewing it heartily. The old man smiled: "It's a pity that there is no wine, a little regretful." ”

Li Qiufeng said: "Master also said that he hid two jars of fine wine in the cave of Qingcheng Mountain, but it was stolen by the monkeys......"

Before Li Qiufeng's words fell, the old man was stunned, and looked at Humpty Dumpty in disbelief, and said in surprise: "Lao Liu, you told Feng'er about this?"

When he said this, he seemed to remember something funny, and suddenly burst out laughing.

Humpty Dumpty was originally eating chicken, but when the old man said this, his face changed, and a piece of chicken that he was chewing in his mouth was stuck in his throat, so that he coughed repeatedly, and his face turned red.

Seeing this, Li Qiufeng and the old man hurriedly stepped forward to help him beat his back and chest. After a while, Humpty Dumpty's throat rattled, and then he opened his mouth and spit out a half-chewed piece of chicken with a "wow" sound.