【Commentary 043】Chapter 3 Watermelon

Xiao Bobai raised his eyes and exclaimed, "."

Xiao Jinyue jumped slightly, squatted on the windowsill, holding a large piece of watermelon in his hand, and his eyes swept around the house: "Hey, I didn't eat dumplings, so what kind of garlic are you pounding here." ”

Xiao Bobai moved his knees forward, snorted and cried, "Young master, I can find you." Chang Sihao was stunned for a moment, and thought: "It turns out that the two of them were not together, oh, yes, the predecessors of the Snow Mountain went to Hangzhou to take revenge, but Xiao Jinshiyue played a cat and mouse game with her, this Xiao Bobai was probably worried about the master, so he chased him out to Sichuan, and chased him all the way from Sichuan to here." ”

Xiao Jinyue said with a smile: "You old dog who loves ropes, when you see that I am this set, don't you feel tired of it." ”

When these words came out, Li Shuangji couldn't listen to them anymore, and shouted: "Even if he is a dog, at least he still has a loyal heart, which is better than you, a ruthless and unrighteous madman." ”

Xiao Bobai was furious: "Shut up, you dare to scold my young master." ”

Xiao Jinshiyue laughed: "Lao Bai, in fact, don't you look at me like this." Seeing Xiao Bobai's bitter face and wanting to argue, he beckoned again: "Forget it, it's meaningless to care about these, you get up, quickly release other people's wives, as for me, my brain is still bright, you don't have to care, [Xianmo: At this time, "there are you and me", Guy and ordinary people can't speak high-level words, but it can be seen that Ah Yue saw Xiao Chang, and he really looked up to him, and it was also because Xiao Chang was the successor of Xu Lao Swordsman,]"

Xiao Bobai looked at him in astonishment, feeling that the young master's speech seemed to be methodical, not quite the same as before, and said weakly: "Young master...... Could it be that this trip has opened your mind and your mind has been cured. Xiao Jin Shiyue smiled: "Yes, yes, okay, okay, [Xianmo: Liao Gushi advertises that he doesn't explain, or he has an explanation, Ah Yue doesn't care at all,] As he spoke, he took out the melon pulp and sent it to his mouth, and for a while the juice flowed sideways, dripping all over his face and hands, Xiao Bobai looked at him like this, his face was so worried that he curled, thinking that the madman was most afraid that others would say that he was crazy, he said that he was better, wouldn't the illness be even worse,

Suddenly, Xiao Jin's body leaned back, and was pulled down the window, only to see that the man was thin and barefoot, with thick fingers, and a straw rope on his head. While scolding, he grabbed the back of his neck and kicked his ass like a shuttlecock, Xiao Jinyue jumped after a kick, with a smile on his face, still holding the watermelon and eating it, let him punch and kick, it didn't matter,

Xiao Bobai was so angry that his white beard trembled, he flew out of the window, raised his palm and hit the peasant, but was stopped by Xiao Jin's "snap" palm and asked, "Why are you hurting me." Xiao Bobai exclaimed: "Young master, what nonsense are you talking about, I'm going to beat him." Xiao Jinshiyue said with a smile: "Distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors, why should you be rude." [Xianmo: Ah Yue speaks, always turning a few corners, in fashionable words, it is called too jumpy, and you must have a clear heart and bright eyes to keep up,]

Xiao Bobai stomped his feet and cried: "Young master, your illness is getting worse and worse. He couldn't disobey him, took out a piece of silver and threw it at the melon farmer: "Get out, get out." ”

The silver rolled to the ground, and I didn't need to know that it was at least two taels more, and it was enough to buy a cart of watermelons, but this melon farmer was a farmer who grew and sold himself, not a businessman, so he didn't see the wind and turned the rudder, so he spat and said: "It's great to be rich, phew." His face was still snorting angrily [Xianmo: You can know that the people are simple], and an acquaintance next to him persuaded him: "Forget it, that person is a madman, he even chewed the seeds after eating watermelon, don't you see it." "While pulling the rack, he picked up the silver and stuffed it into him,

Xiao Bobai scolded angrily: "Fart, my young master is not a madman, [Xianmo: But all the fools in the world, just argue about this name, take the appearance as the appearance, how to see it]" suddenly realized that there was a sound of "Gaba" and "Gaba", and looked sideways, the young master stuffed a large piece of melon pulp in his mouth, chewed the melon seeds and juice ran around, and sure enough, half of the seeds did not spit out, he hurriedly took out a handkerchief and put it to Xiao Jinshiyue's chin and said: "Young master, young master, you spit out the seeds, the seeds can't be eaten, [Xianmo: Idiot, who told you that the seeds can't be eaten,]"

Xiao Jinyue ate beautifully, didn't care about him, scratched his ass and turned around, "Gaba", "Gaba" chewed more happily,

Chang Sihao and Li Shuangji also saw that he was indeed abnormal at this moment, and they each sighed,

Xiao Bobai turned around the young master with a handkerchief twice, and there was nothing he could do, so he had to wipe his old tears, go back to the tavern and pick up all the golden tickets, and pinched the thickness of his fingers to know that there was less [Xianmo: God Hand, Zhao Benshan also has this ability,], went over to slap the shopkeeper, and asked the two "accidentally fell into my arms" to come back, and threw down five taels of silver to pay for the tables, chairs and benches, and then came out, pulled Xiao Jin Shiyue and said: "Young master, let's go home." ”

Xiao Jinyue put the cleaned melon skin on his head: "Okay, I'm fine, I'm just going home." Chong Chang and Li [Xianmo: There is no such positive position, and the previous batch is inverted, it is in vain, it is true that when the author wrote Li Chang and the two before, it was really deliberate,] beckoned: "Let's go, let's go together." Chang Sihao was stunned, thinking to himself how could I be with you, and suddenly understood that he was letting him go to pick up Qin Ziyin, this is really going to go the same way, thinking that he and Xiao Bobai had some unpleasantness just now, so he arched his hand and said: "Mr. Xiao, I was offended just now, I hope you will forgive me." Xiao Jinyue wiped the wet beard on her chin: "You have a little beard, do you look so old." Xiao Bobai said worriedly: "Young master, you don't have to pick up the stubble, he is talking to me, [Xianmo: The stupid old man doesn't understand jokes,]" Reaching out to pick the watermelon skin on his head, he was dodged by Xiao Jinyue, and said with a smile: "You can't wear it, white with green, it's not good-looking." ”

Xiao Bobai had no choice but to lead the way in front, and the four of them walked to the water's edge, and came to the northernmost end of the wharf, only to see a square-headed sand ship parked on the side of a long trestle bridge, with a hull of more than ten zhang, three masts and five sails, and two layers of window holes on the side. Oops, the old butler has found the young master. "The young master is back. "Hey, how can the young master wear a green hat. "It's still soupy. "Xi Chong rushed down [Xian Mo: Although the name of the family is there, but in the hearts of the people, they actually don't respect this young master, but it can be seen that the impact of madness in the past few years is not small, Xiao Bobai can't help it, so he has the worry that his own death is over, and he is connected everywhere, bright and dark, real demon pen,], Xiao Jinyue was about to get on the boat, and suddenly heard someone shouting: "Stop." When he looked back, the melon farmer chased after him with a cart of watermelons.

Xiao Bobai frowned and said, "Didn't I give you money, why don't you still give up." ”

The melon farmer said angrily: "I'm not here to fight with you, oh, this watermelon and even the car are yours, and Lao Tzu buys and sells it, but I don't take advantage of your old man." "Laugh angrily and snort the handlebars, turn around and leave, [Xianmo: I'd rather sell the car than find money, although the words are hard, but it shows poverty, obviously it's easy to get a car again, and it's difficult to earn this bit of silver, Hainan people's lives can be known, sigh,]

Xiao Bobai scolded angrily: "Who wants your broken melon." Flying up and kicking towards the melon cart, but Xiao Jinshiyue used his ass to arch the center of gravity, and kicked in the air, Xiao Jinshiyue grinned: "Give me a loser [Xianmo: Miao Zai and his own servants want to talk about you and me, regardless of you and me, just say to Xiao Chang,], come on, everyone has melons to eat." The sailors were happy when they heard this, and came over to move melons, Xiao Jinyue smiled: "It's so troublesome to move one by one." As he spoke, he grabbed the wheel with his right hand, put his head under the car, held the wooden shaft with his left hand, and said, "Give way." The legs screamed slightly, the back was propped up, and Wu Di carried the whole melon cart and strode onto the boat, and all the sailors applauded, like coaxing a child: "Young master's divine power." "Young master, good look. Only Xiao Bobai bowed his head and wiped his tears beside him,

Chang Sihao can see clearly: it is not that Xiao Jin has great strength, but that he used a live pile when he drilled his body, and through the bone joints, the knots penetrated, and the weight was all pressed under the soles of his feet, which was equivalent to holding up the objects one by one wedge, rather than the hard carrying of ordinary people, and sighed secretly: "Alas, it's a pity that he has this peerless martial arts." Li Shuangji smiled: "Just like me, stupid and stupid, stupid people have energy." Xiao Bobai glared at him, but he didn't see it, [Xianmo: I just saw it, and I don't care, Shuangji's hand is the best, and the man should be like this, squeezing his eyebrows and making his eyes small, which is the most annoying,]

Everyone got on the boat and ate a watermelon happily, the whole body was refreshed, each returned to his post, set sail, the big ship slowly entered the sea, Li Shuangji found a place to take a nap in the shade, Chang Sihao paced to the stern of the boat and looked back, thinking about the death of Wu Dao, and thinking of Qin Ziyin's matter, a burst of sorrow in his heart, a burst of sadness, sailed a journey, the sun gradually went west, the sailors ran to the stern from time to time to relieve a little, some ate more melons, and ran several times in a while, Chang Sihao also relieved his hands twice, and looked at Xiao Jinshiyue always sat on the mast to watch the seabirds, and never moved, and suddenly thought: "He also eats a lot of watermelon, why doesn't he pee, [Xianmo:, pee, and farts are not separated, the old three,]" At this time, a sailor's body suddenly bent down, his face was distorted, and someone next to him held him and asked, "Old Sun, what's wrong with you." The man said, "I...... I have a stomachache. The former said: "Does it hurt badly, wait, I'll call the old butler, he knows how to heal, I'll show you." Lao Sun said: "Hey, no, probably I have eaten too much watermelon, and if I want to run my stomach, just take some antidiarrheal medicine." The former said: "We came out in a hurry, and now we are at sea, how can we get antidiarrheal drugs." Xiao Jinyue glanced at the old grandson's face with a smile, waved his hand and said, "Pick out some watermelon seeds and give him the same one." The sailors laughed and agreed, but no one took his words seriously, and someone went down to the cabin to find Xiao Bobai.

Chang Sihao's heart moved, and he leaned forward and asked, "Why don't you spit out seeds when you eat watermelon." ”

Xiao Jin picked up the moon and smiled: "You can taste it yourself." ”

Chang Sihao became curious, went to the melon cart and picked one back, cut it and put it in his mouth, and chewed the seeds carefully like him, and ate three or four pieces, but he didn't taste any special taste [Xianmo: The mystery lies in this], seeing Xiao Jinyue looking at himself with a smile, he put the melon aside and said: "I even eat the seeds this time, it's nothing special." ”

Xiao Jinshiyue smiled: "Don't worry, don't worry." ”

Chang Sihao thought to himself: "Could it be that there is a real mystery, and it will take a while to verify." He sat down side by side, and after a while, he still didn't notice any difference, and asked, "How long will we wait?" Xiao Jin Shiyue said: "It's okay now." Chang Sihao said: "But I still don't feel it." Xiao Jinshiyue smiled: "No feeling is the best feeling, just eat a watermelon, what do you want to feel, hahaha." ”

Looking at his laughing with watermelon peel, Chang Sihao felt depressed and thought, "It looks like I'm going crazy too, why do you listen to him." As soon as I got up to leave, I suddenly realized something and muttered, "No, I have eaten so many melons as promised, I should feel urine now......

Xiao Jinshiyue had a slightly impressive expression on his face, as if to say, "Isn't this quite quick." He held up a piece of watermelon: "The fruit is mostly cold, but there must be yang condensation in the cold things, take this melon as an example, the melon body is round and full, this is the phase of water feet, the seeds are black and hard and the head is sharp, it is the phase of fire, eating melon pulp alone is too cold and easy to diarrhea, so there is a lot of urine, and you will feel that the stomach is swollen, even the seeds are chewed and eaten, yin and yang are balanced, and water and fire are both good, it is much better." ”

Chang Sihao touched his heart, and felt that the feeling of "water fullness" was really much weaker than before, knowing that he was indeed true, thinking that I had just separated some yin and yang in my body, I felt very remarkable, I didn't expect this madman to be able to distinguish so many doorways in fruits, [ Xianmo: Xiao Chang does not know the doctor, so I don't know how to really understand the doctor actually rarely eat melons and fruits, eat also in autumn and winter, because of the fear of its cold (autumn and winter dryness, fruit is able to produce jin to stop dryness,) children are strong and strong, eat too much to run the stomach, not to mention adults, but the fruit is not to eat, is to be able to eat, the children of the family pay attention to life, not how good the food is, is to pay attention to the match, eat so it does not hurt the body, Confucius is not tired of fine, the ingredients are cut differently, the taste is different, there are a few people today who really understand, some small details of life in the dream of Red Mansions (such as the book says that eating crab with ginger vinegar) are the most basic common sense of life, but it was praised by some scholars (actually eating ginger is right, dipping vinegar is not right, because the steamed one does not have to be sterilized, and the vinegar is an astringent thing, eat the cold and then converge, don't you condense into a piece, with the crab is not delicious, Daiyu eats crab heartache, is unable to bear the cold, but drink soju, is Xueqin and write wrong, soju is equal to the fire on the oil, slightly resist the cold, so that people do not know, but it is not equal to the cold Ke, Daiyu Yang Qi is weak, is a slight fire, come on and burn it, when the flame comes down, the yang is bound to be weaker, but suffers from it, so drinking ginger tea with brown sugar is the right reason, and the tea to black tea can not use green tea, ginger to dry ginger, the Red Mansion writes Daiyu, did not write its death (Gao Ben does not count), if you really have the intention to write her to death, then it is reasonable to write it like this, because this is also a root of the accumulation), it can be seen to what extent the traditional culture has decayed] stared at him for a long time, and said: "It seems that we are all wrong, you are not crazy at all." ”

Xiao Jin picked up the moon and said: "Oh, no, it's not. ”

Chang Sihao said: "You can really see it." ”

Xiao Jin picked up the moon and smiled, and suddenly pointed to the sky: "Look, turtle." ”

Chang Sihao followed his finger and looked, the flying bird in the sky was obviously a seabird, how could it be a turtle, and suddenly understood his intentions, and smiled: "Okay, I understand, what kind of bird it is, just know it yourself, it doesn't matter what others think." "[Xianmo: This is true Buddhism, the Buddha told Su Bodhi that all appearances are false, that is, this meaning,]

Xiao Jinshiyue looked relieved and said with a smile: "It is worthy of being the successor of Lao Xu, and my heart is clearer, I can't say some words, I don't understand it, I think you have a problem, I understand, I still think you're abnormal, ha." ”

He said this casually, but Chang Sihao felt a lot of emotion when he heard it, thinking back to Liao Gushi's "knowing that I sin against me, laughing and scolding others", looking at the sky for a while, silent,

The two listened to the waves and watched the birds, and sat quietly like this, the clouds in the sky gradually dimmed like pieces of paper burned to ashes, and with the movement of the sunset, they were blown out of the red gold edge.

"It's going to be dark, it's going to be cold. Xiao Jinyue took off the watermelon peel on his head, threw his hand into the sea, and shouted sideways: "Hey, you're still eavesdropping, it's been a long time since I stopped talking." ”

Xiao Bobai bent his body and slowly climbed out of the hatch, pressing the ladder board with his hand, and burst into tears, "Young Master." He crawled over with his hands and knees, and cried at Xiao Jin's feet: "Young master, you're fine, it's really good......

Xiao Jin Shiyue smiled: "What are you pretending to be now?" ”