Chapter 1026: Violent Tang Monk !!
"Today, I am tied up, and I want to tie this guy out!"
Ji Kao is really hot...... Grandma's, originally he thought that Tang Seng was just a stubborn virgin cousin, and he only recognized death in his life. But I really didn't expect that this guy is not only stubborn, but also even more scoundrel than himself.
But when the scoundrel is against the scoundrel, and each other's mouths are useless, it depends on whose fist is hard.
Ji Kao really doesn't believe it this time, Lao Tzu tied you out, and waited for the tiger chair and chili oil every day, and I was afraid that your kid wouldn't let go!!
Tang Seng saw that Ji Kao was angry, but he still smiled slightly, folded his hands, and smiled indifferently: "Hey, hey, don't be angry, if you are angry, you will be angry!"
Looking at his smiling and extremely unsmiling expression, Ji Kao trembled all over, and shouted loudly: "Mom, you are still laughing?
Tang Seng shook his head, still grinning, like a nervous disorder, "Boy, you want to tie up the poor monk, it's just an idea, it hasn't become a reality yet, why can't the poor monk laugh?
Tang Seng grinned, and his face showed the meaning of wanting to explain this 'profound' philosophy to others.
No way!
Ji Kao really couldn't stand it, it was really the words and expressions of this b monk that were very cleverly coordinated, as if he was born to be beaten up.
And Ji Kao knows that these old pedant B monks have a habit of being a good teacher in their bones. To deal with them, don't talk about etiquette and morality, just cut your mother with a knife quickly, and then talk about it after you are stunned!
Thinking of this, Ji Kao had no other thoughts in his heart, and with a movement of his right hand, the Broken Life Sword was already in his hand.
"Shut up Lao Tzu!!"
In the midst of the shouting, Ji Kao took half a step forward with his left foot, took half a step back with his right foot, grasped the hilt of the sword with both hands, used all his strength, and used the sword face to the top of Monk B's head, and smashed it down with a sword!!
Ji Kao knew that this monk had already achieved the Buddha position, and although he was not yet an immortal and immortal existence, he could not kill him. Therefore, Ji Kao took a hand, and naturally used all his strength.
It's just that Ji Kao is also worried that the power of the Broken Life Sword is too fierce, for fear of using the blade to cut off the bald head of this B monk, so he switched to using the sword surface to shoot.
"Boom!"
With Ji Kao's current realm, how powerful is his attack? The power of this sword, when it goes down with all its might, immediately shatters the void, and with a huge force like destroying the world, it descends fiercely.
The power of this sword, let alone the B monk, even the old monkey is here, Ji Kao is confident that he can make the old monkey afraid of flying.
But......
"Boom!"
In the next moment, a loud bang sounded under the sword surface, shaking the surrounding void like water waves, and a powerful annihilation force rolled up, and at the same time, it actually shook Ji Kao's entire person backwards.
Not only did Ji Kao fly out, but Zhao Yun and Li Cunxiao, who were very close, were also thrown out by the shock wave, and even a tower-like man like Kuafu's father took several steps back under the shock wave.
And that's not all!
At the same time as that huge force surged, a huge shock wave visible to the naked eye came out, and the terrifying power rushed straight in all directions, hissing and flying like arrows, rushing to the nine secluded places to disperse the fog.
After a while, the scene returned to quiet, Tang Seng still stood in place with a smile, and the ground around his body was actually shaken out of a big pit with a radius of 100 zhang by the huge force.
In Tang Seng's hands, there is an extra branch at this moment...... Tin rod!!
"Buzz!"
At this moment, the tin staff was shaking slightly, and there was a little sound all over the body, as if telling Ji Kao that his earth-shattering sword was blocked alive by this tin staff.
"Phew!Phew!"
Ji Kao got up from a distance, twisted his sore right arm, looked at the broken sword in his hand that was shattered and then quickly condensed, opened his mouth wide, and looked at Monk B incredulously!
Mom sells criticism, is "Journey to the West" a lie? Tang Seng is so powerful?
However, after a while, Ji Kao understood everything.
Tang Seng is still the Tang Seng, not the kind of Tang Seng who has obtained the system and can sleep with the Queen Mother in the 21st century. It's just that the tin staff in his hand has a great history!
In Ji Kao's stunned state, Tang Seng, who had been smiling, straightened his face and said in a reproachful tone: "Boy, this is not good, it is really not good!"
"Gollum!"
Ji Kao swallowed his saliva, his face was full of horror, and his eyes were full of incredulity and embarrassment with a capital letter!
Nima, the scoundrel of feelings has already been able to help him, so he is so fearless!
At the same time, Ji Kao had already remembered the origin of the tin staff in Tang Seng's hand.
In that year, in order to achieve the Buddha position of Tang monk, the Buddha ordered Guanyin to sell a tin rod to Tang Taizong in Chang'an.
Journey to the West Zeng Yun: This tin rod 'copper inlaid with iron is made of a chain, and the immortal vine will stay forever. I am tired of looking at the green bones and thin at the beginning, and I will go down the mountain and bring the white clouds lightly. The five ancestors of Moha traveled to the sky, and Luo Bu found his mother to break the ground. Do not stain the red dust and filth, and like to accompany the monks to the Jade Mountain. ’
This praise of the sentence 'happy to accompany the monk on the Jade Mountain', the monk is naturally the Tang monk, that is, the current Zhantan Merit Buddha, and the Jade Mountain is naturally Mount Meru.
Thinking of this, Ji Kao was first shocked, then afraid, and then ...... Ecstasy!
Naturally, Tang Seng was shocked by his confused supernatural powers, and he was afraid that he would behave like this to Tang Seng, which was really disrespectful. What if this guy uses some secret skills of the Buddha in his stomach that can be used to clean himself up and put a tight spell on himself?
As for ecstasy, it was the old monkey who was already very bullish, but he didn't expect Tang Seng to be so bullish, plus although his son is now missing, he is also reincarnated.
Such a bullish family, I, Nima, who in the world still dares to call out?
Seeing Ji Kao standing there laughing for a while, frowning for a while, Tang Seng was a little confused, grinned, and put on an attitude of 'the poor monk just likes you to look at me, but he can't help me', patted the dust on the monk's robe, and continued to hide as his river god.
It's just that after seeing Tang Seng's powerful plucking test, will Nima let you go?
What an international joke!
So, Ji Kao rubbed his arms again, and he didn't leave his hand anymore, so he picked up his sword and cut it. The appearance of rushing out, the hideous face, is quite a taste of the old boys grabbing land on the streets of Kowloon, Hong Kong.
"Alas, boy, how can you be a scoundrel?"
Tang Seng sighed, his right hand loosened slightly, but the tin staff in his hand flew out automatically, and he fought with Ji Kao.
ps: Haha! I remembered a few friends who wrote super Tang monks, Nima, funny!
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