Chapter 1025 Rogue Tang Seng
"Hell hell, Master, you are so avant-garde!"
Ji Kao was taken aback by Tang Seng's words about 'hell', mainly because he knew that it was only the period of being a god, and there was no such thing as a god's hell at all!
"Yikes!"
When Tang Seng heard this, a sad face immediately appeared, and he hurriedly folded his hands and said in pieces: "Sin and sin! Boy, the poor monk has already said that if his words are not pure, he will go to hell with his tongue plucked! Look how you ...... again."
"Grass !!"
Ji Kao began to get goosebumps on his body, recalling the experience of being almost tortured to death by this word after he fell into the Lechuan River, and couldn't help but scold again.
"Boy, you are too naughty! The poor monk told you not to scold, why are you ...... You see, before the poor monk finished speaking, your mouth moved again, do you want to scold people again? Scolding people is not right, what if you teach the children badly? Even if you can't teach the children badly, these donors around you will be influenced by you!"
Ji Kao shuddered, and suddenly had a very real understanding of this legendary invincible master.
It's just that Ji Kao, who has experienced the QQ group water friend fighting contest in the 21st century, will be particularly afraid of you?
Suddenly, Ji Kao waved his hand like a mosquito, and said with a nonchalant smile: "Master, let's not talk about anything else, do you know the kid?"
Tang Seng nodded, and said with a smile: "The boy is full of might, full of anger, and the poor monk naturally knows it! If the boy hadn't been guided by the poor monk's great apprentice, he would not have such a realm at such a young age!"
Ji Kao smiled when he heard this...... Nima, it's OK to have a clear relationship!
Let's take the essence of the line, they are all people who protect the short, and now that I have seen Tang Seng first, and explained my identity, I shouldn't spend effort to ambush him, right?
Thinking of this, Ji Kao smiled again and said loudly: "Since that's the case, let's go!"
"Where is the boy going with the poor monk?"
Tang Seng opened his mouth quietly, and his unhurried words stimulated Li Cunxiao, who was grumpy next to him, and he couldn't wait to go up and punch him.
"Go kill someone!"
Ji Kao's answer was very bland. But such a bland tone was used on such a thing as 'killing', and Tang Seng couldn't help but immediately shake his body, quickly folded his hands, and silently recited a few words of the Buddha's name.
It feels like he is as pure as he is, but just listening to the word 'murder', he has already sinned heavily.
After half a ring, Tang Seng snorted and sighed: "Boy, kill people indiscriminately, but you are a reckless man!"
Ji Kao smiled, naturally he didn't take the words of the first expression of Tang Poop to heart, and said happily: "In that case, the original human emperor was just a bullshit?"
The young and vigorous words did not make Tang Seng blush, he just smiled and looked up, glanced at Ji Kao again, and asked: "If you should kill, you can naturally kill!" This truth, the poor monk didn't understand before, but now he understands. Hey, by the way, boy, you also have the spirit of a human emperor, and you can be regarded as a trumpet human emperor, when you kill people, have you ever thought about whether the people who die under your hands should die?"
Ji Kao was speechless, feeling that he was being brainwashed, and he was about to be washed into the kind of indecisive and embarrassed Qin Huang.
However, fortunately, before Ji Kao met Tang Poo, he first encountered ...... Old monkey!
The old monkey is different from this old monk, and the old monkey's life creed is...... The eldest husband is alive, he can kill if he wants, no matter what he does!
Although Ji Kao, who has received nine years of compulsory education, has a rejection of the old monkey's attitude, but now combined with his Tang poop words, Ji Kao has the answer in his heart.
Suddenly, Ji Kao smiled and said: "What should be killed? What should not be killed? Wang Er Mazi under the command of Chi You was originally just an ordinary farmer, but when he entered the military camp, he became the person who should be killed? Zhang San, a cripple under the command of Fu Xi, was extremely scoundrel, and when he entered the military camp, he became a righteous party?
Shigong, the Tao is different, and they don't conspire with each other. The force field is different, and the body can't help itself. In this world, there are no more people who should be killed and who should not be killed. Some are just ...... Enemies, undying enemies!"
This time, it was changed to Don Poop. After hearing this, he froze in place for a long time. After a long time, he sighed and laughed.
"The boy has a great understanding, the poor monk is not as good! It's just that if you want the poor monk to kill people with you, you can't do it!"
Ji Kao didn't think about it and persuaded this monk to pick up the butcher's knife without saying a word, but when he heard the words, he smiled and said, "Okay, maybe don't kill people." Let's change the way, or else, Master, you can recite a loose hoop spell and solve the suffering of Brother Monkey!"
Tang Seng shook his head and sighed: "Alas, the mantra is divided to ...... With Wukong's temperament, I don't know how many people I want to kill!"
Perhaps it was the first time in a thousand years that the name 'Wukong' was said, and Tang Seng's words seemed a little stammering.
When Ji Kao heard this, his face turned cold, and a trace of killing intent surged in his eyes, and he slowly spoke: "If you don't recite that spell, the person I kill will not be one less than Brother Monkey!"
"Boy, are you threatening me?"
Tang Seng smiled, the corners of his lips rose slightly, and he suddenly felt that this child was very similar to the monkey. However, if he has a way to restrain the monkey, he will naturally have a way to restrain the child.
"yes, threaten you!"
Ji Kaoha laughed, looking like a scoundrel bastard. It's just that his eyes are unusually cold.
Tang Seng looked at his eyes, took half a step back, and said with a smile: "A thousand years ago, the poor monk couldn't stop the monkey, so he had to let him be a scoundrel. However, there is also a way for poor monks, and that is...... No matter how many people you kill, the poor monk will not be able to go out, anyway, out of sight, out of mind, out of sight, without seeing you killing, the poor monk will naturally not be threatened by you!"
"Yo he!"
Ji Kao was happy this time, it was the first time he had seen Tang poop who dumped the scoundrel.
Suddenly smiled: "Master, you are not like words." What's the difference between hiding and not facing the problem, and being a coward?"
Tang Seng was addicted to playing scoundrels, clasped his hands together, and said indifferently: "All the sins and karma belong to me!! I can't save the people in the world, the poor monk has to deceive himself like this!"
When a scoundrel meets a scoundrel, it depends on who is more scoundrel!
Facing Tang Poop, who was thicker than himself, Ji Kao really had no other way at the moment, so he had to smile bitterly: "Master, you have to know." Brother Monkey did not come out, and the Qin State was categorically defeated by the forces of the Eight Directions. In this way, the people of the Qin Kingdom have become Wang Er Mazi and become the people who should be killed. Do you want to watch them die? When the time comes, they will die and their souls will enter the Nine Shadows, and they will scold you to death!"
Tang Seng glared and said in a low voice: "There are many people who scold poor monks, not worse than these!"
"Damn!"
Ji Kao was on fire, and directly began to roll up his sleeves, and yelled: "Mom sells batches, Zilong, Cunxiao, hold this guy for me." Special mother, today I am tied up, and I have to tie this guy out!"