Tang!!!

Ji Kao had a smile on his face, squinting at the gray clouds above the sky of the Nine Hells, and slowly, a strange taste appeared on the corner of his mouth.

Tang Seng came out of the system, and he came out a long time ago.

It's just that Ji Kao never knew where Tang Seng's specific location was, nor did he know what Tang Seng's implantation identity was.

Actually, in the final analysis, Ji Kao is not very bird-like Tang monk. This b, to put it bluntly, is more nonsense than Ji Kao's own, and it's useless to summon it.

However, when Ji Kao later learned that the old monkey was still imprisoned by the hoop curse, he finally understood that the system setting of the dog was too disgusting, and it would definitely not explode Tang Seng for no reason.

Therefore, Tang Seng's only role in Ji Kao's eyes is to help the old monkey get out of trouble.

But later, when Ji Kao died tragically and his soul fell into the Lethe River, he discovered a very strange thing.

That's ...... The so-called Lechuan River God is actually Tang Seng himself!

Although at first glance, Tang Seng, a guy with fine skin and tender meat, has nothing to do with the mighty and majestic man of the river god. But a closer look at Tang Seng's life can find that Tang Seng, a kid, has too much connection with the river.

He was thrown into the river when he was born, and he was still in the river on the day he became a Buddha......

According to the implantation memory of the system, after the old monkey was suppressed by Rulai, the Journey to the West Essence Brigade was no longer complete. Even Bajie, the messenger of the Pure Altar, fell to the end of sneaking into the Qin fleet.

In this way, Tang Seng of the golden cicada was demoted to the god of the river, which is also very consistent with the urine nature of the system.

"Your Majesty, who is Tang Seng?"

Kuafu frowned and spoke, vaguely, Kuafu felt as if he had heard such a name somewhere. It was a long, long time ago, and in the mortal realm, there was a very prosperous country called ...... Dongtu Datang !!

It's just that when I think about it carefully, Kuafu can't recall it again.

After all, thousands of years ago, there were too many kingdoms. As strong as the Wei State, they were all killed by the gods and turned into a black dragon horse resenting Wei. An Eastern Tang Dynasty may just be a country covered with yellow sand and blood in the Great War between humans and demons.

Hearing Kua's words, Ji Kao smiled slightly and said indifferently: "He is mine...... Boom, Master!"

"Master?"

As soon as the words came out, they scared the crowd!

Everyone naturally knows that Ji Kao once got the old monkey inheritance and learned some monkey head stick techniques, and he is considered half an apprentice. He also has great respect for the old monkey and calls him 'Brother Monkey'.

In that case, this 'Tang Seng' is not the master of the old monkey. Then his cultivation is combat power, isn't it......

I don't dare to think about it!

Seeing that even Kua's father had a solemn look on his face, Ji Kao rolled his eyes, was a little speechless, and continued to look up at the sky.

He knew that this shy master was hiding in the air at the moment, silently watching him.

It's just that his master, Tang Seng Tang Poo, who is known as the 'first person to talk to the cannon' by thousands of people, is a person who pays attention to death.

After he was blown out by the system, the implanted identity may be the guy who was relegated to this place by the Buddha to act as a river god. In this way, if you don't come out, if you don't give an order, Tang Seng won't come out if he is killed.

However, we are from Ji Kao in the 21st century, playing with mouth cannons, and we can definitely kill ten Tang monks plus one Luo Jiaying!

So, Ji Kao shrugged his shoulders, smiled, slowly turned around, and saluted the sky!

"Master, please come out and see you!"

Ji Kao's voice echoed around him, but it didn't have any effect. But even so, Ji Kao's face was still very peaceful, just like a young baby when he saluted his elders during the New Year.

However, after a moment, the peaceful smile on Ji Kao's face was replaced by a rogue ruffian, and at the same time, a fierce voice exploded in the void.

"Cao Nima, Tang Seng, get out of here!"

Grass Nyima ...... To put it simply, it is a kind of cordial greeting that is common in all worlds and generations.

It's just that this kind of greeting someone's mother, depending on the tone, can represent many meanings.

And Ji Kao's expression and tone at the moment give people the feeling that the next moment, he will take your mother as the center, your relatives as the radius, your father as the fulcrum, his big Ji Ba as the main weapon, YY as the main skill, 360-degree all-round radiation, and overturn the entire family tree of Tang Seng!!

So, at this moment, everyone was dumbfounded.

Especially Lei Zhenzi, looking at Ji Kao, who looked like a shrew at the moment, with his hands on his waist, seemed to see the boy who escaped from Chaoge and stood at the bow of the boat eighteen years ago.

"Master, you dog, get out of here!"

"Hey, mom sells batches, don't you hate you if you don't move, right?"

"Why did the ninety-year-old lady die tragically on the street, why did hundreds of female donkeys scream in the middle of the night, why did Nuwa Niangniang's underwear be stolen frequently? Who committed the serial rape of sows? Is the old nun's door knocked on every night a human being a ghost? What is hidden behind the accidental death of hundreds of female dogs? Behind all this, is it the distortion of human nature, or the degradation of morality? Is it the outburst of sex, or is it the helplessness of hunger and thirst? Everyone, come, let us walk into the inner world of the perverted and crazy Tang Sanzang together!"

"Zilong, do you want to know, a thousand years ago, who forced the thousand female Bodhisattvas of the Taiping Taoist Temple to strip off their clothes and take a bath? Cunxiao, do you know the secret that Tang Sanzang did not hesitate to go to the palace in order to improve his realm? Bald, do you know the list of 1,500 illegitimate children that Tang Sanzang hid outside? Little brother, you don't know the truth about the white dragon horse screaming in the middle of the night and his buttocks were red and swollen?"

Cracking sound!

At the moment, Ji Kao's mouth was like a cannon, bombarding indiscriminately, and all kinds of foul language came out of his mouth like a machine gun.

Finally, the clouds above the sky changed, as if someone really couldn't stand such rude, such foul words, and couldn't help but move.

In the next moment, the gray clouds flashed, and a figure fell from the sky.

From a distance, it was a filthy bald monk, although he looked very down, but this monk had a pair of beautiful eyes, excellent skin, red and white, watery and very attractive.

Not only that, this monk does not have a beautiful look and elegant appearance, he is very handsome, when he falls, there is a Taoist Buddha light up and down, and when he walks to Ji Kao's side, a smile appears at the corner of his lips, the smile is not full of vicissitudes, but it is fresh and natural.

"Boy, insulting his family, involving his parents, will go to hell in the future!"

Looking at the monk with fine skin and tender meat, Ji Kao smiled. He knew that this kid was exactly ...... Tang!!

PS: Second Update!!

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