When there were only three of them left in the room, Wen Zhuyuan put down the wine glass and continued: "Actually, although Your Majesty said that you should be eclectic in hiring talents this time, Lord Xu must also know that there are too many talents in the world, and if all those with a little talent are hired, I'm afraid these vacancies are far from enough." Moreover, what is a talent? This is not easy to assess, so His Majesty finally listed some criteria for assessing talents, and at the same time, also delineated some of the contents www.biquge.info of the assessment of these talent candidates. Although he is not talented, he can be regarded as a close minister of His Majesty after all. When His Majesty was listing the criteria and content of the assessment, he happened to be waiting on the side, although he did not dare to eavesdrop on His Majesty's speech, but in his ears, he would always involuntarily drift into a few words...... What's that, Lord Xu, you have to promise Zaixia that you will forget it immediately after hearing it, otherwise Zaixia will have to kill people and kill people. ”

Xu Zhiyuan was a jinshi in the karmic fire years, and he has always been depressed and unwilling to take up an idle position in the local government. In the national martyrdom of "golden rice ears and golden blood" two years ago, the former county magistrate of Siping City was killed by thieves who took advantage of the opportunity to make trouble, and Xu Zhiyuan, who swore allegiance to the red-clothed prime minister Mansari, was able to become the alternate magistrate.

Official, who would be too big.

Therefore, when he heard that the opportunity to be promoted was in front of him, he no longer cared whether the person standing in front of him at the moment was the opponent of the adult he had sworn allegiance to, his face almost lit up, and he immediately said, "Xiaguan...... The memory of the subordinate officials has always been not very good, and they have never forgotten it later. ”

Wen Zhuyuan nodded thoughtfully, twisted a peanut and threw it into his mouth, chewed it cragly, and said, "That's good, that's good." Regarding the criteria for His Majesty's assessment of talents this time, there are seven in total. What about the first one, it seems to be...... Go out happily and come home safely......"

Xu Zhiyuan frowned and said, "What kind of standard is this?"

Bai Xiaosheng, who had been immersed in binge eating, suddenly snorted and squirted the rice and stopped away from his face.

Wen Zhuyuan's face sank, and he shouted at him: "What's the matter with you?!"

Bai Xiaosheng also threw down his chopsticks, wiped the oil stains and rice grains on his face for Wen Zhiyuan, but shouted at Xu Zhiyuan: "This standard was set by His Majesty himself, what's the matter? Lord Xu, do you have any doubts about Your Majesty's decision?"

He's going to hit it upside down.

Xu Zhiyuan was so frightened that he immediately knelt on the ground with a "poof", and kept kowtowing to him: "The subordinates don't dare, the subordinates don't dare!"

Bai Xiaosheng secretly snorted at Wen Tingyuan, and then stomped on his feet fiercely.

Wen Zhuyuan was trampled on, and said angrily: "You shut up for me! We adults are talking, what are you talking about?!...... Oh, Lord Xu, I didn't say you, you don't have to be scared to pee your pants. I'm a subordinate, I've seen the world, and I'm used to it on weekdays, so I don't have any rules, I hope you will forgive me. Master Xu...... Hurry up!"

Bai Xiaosheng snorted, stopped talking, and continued to bow his head to pull his food.

Xu Zhiyuan trembled and stood up again.

Urine was dripping from his pants.

He himself felt embarrassed, so he just pulled down the hem of his robe and tried to cover the traces of his wetness.

Wen Zhuyuan made a "V" gesture at Bai Xiaosheng from behind, and then turned to Xu Zhiyuan and said, "Oh, Lord Xu, where did we come from just now?" Oh, yes, it's time to talk about this second standard." The second criterion is...... It is everyone's responsibility to take care of flowers and plants. ”

Xu Zhiyuan said: "This ...... What kind of standard is this, oh, the lower officials are talkative, please forgive me. ”

Wen Zhuyuan waved his hand, looking very generous, and said: "It's okay, it's okay, in fact, I don't understand it, but that's what Your Majesty said at the time, and we as courtiers don't understand and can't ask, so we have to memorize it by rote." Okay, let's move on to the third criterion. This third criterion is one world, one dream. The fourth criterion is to study hard, make progress every day, and from now on, no urinating on the kang. The fifth is whether it should be pierced or not, the wall collapses and the house collapses, the miscarriage (production) does not flow, and the pig is slaughtered. The sixth, tofu brain, is still salty and delicious. Article 7 is that watching the Spring Festival Gala is an act of violating law and discipline. Article 8 is ......"

Xu Zhiyuan reminded in a low voice: "My lord, didn't you say just now that there are only seven standards?"

Wen Zhuyuan pretended to be mysterious and said: "Yes, there are indeed only seven ordinary standards." And this eighth article is the most important, will determine whether you can be hired as a talent is the key, I don't tell him in general, I don't tell him (please automatically make up Fan Wei's advertisement), but, I see that Lord Xu you are very sincere, and you also take care of our brothers, so, I think Lord Xu, you are a friend worthy of deep friendship, so I decided to make an exception to tell you, this eighth standard is, you must take care of Lan Yutang, and invite him to drink tea and play cards to introduce him to a beautiful girlfriend with a big chest and a thin waist, give him confidence, and actively support. Recommend and subscribe to his latest serialized full-length martial arts fantasy overhead novel "Edgeworth". ”

Xu Zhiyuan nodded again and again: "It must be." ”

Wen stopped and said: "The eight articles mentioned above are the criteria for Your Majesty's selection of talents, and next, I will tell you the content of the talent selection assessment, that is...... Sleeping with confidants and confidants, traveling thousands of miles to meet strangers, marrying other people's wives, taking hobbies as lifelong careers, treating colleagues as bosom friends, knowing everything in front of the boss, believing in the promises of the boss, not controlling their emotions, often hanging on their faces, believing that they will achieve immortal achievements with their own efforts, what to say and not express euphemistically, and flaunting themselves everywhere that they are rectums, no private money, and no condoms for sex......"

Xu Zhiyuan was in a cold sweat, and the transcript did not stop.

Bai Xiaosheng put down his chopsticks, looked at Wen Zhuyuan, and said, "This is the assessment content?"

Wen stopped and said: "Oh, this is the standard of immature men. ”

Bai Xiaosheng and Xu Zhiyuan: "......"

Bai Xiaosheng said: "What nonsense, to say the point." I didn't see that Master Xu was so tired and sweating that he couldn't hold the pen. ”

Hearing this, he stopped and said, "Sao Rui Saorui." I believe that I have absolute charm to attract people and dogs within a radius of hundreds of miles, desperate to fall in love with my boss, as long as flowers do not want bread, break through all obstacles to marry poor ghosts, and tell all the secrets to my other half in order to show loyalty......"

Bai Xiaosheng couldn't hold back any longer, and said, "Hey, what you said should be the standard for immature women, right?"

Wen Zhuyuan snapped his fingers and said, "It's so smart, you can guess it." ”

Bai Xiaosheng said: "These dogs can guess it." Master Xu, did you guess it?"

In order to please the two, Xu Zhiyuan said modestly: "The lower official is stupid and didn't guess." ”

Wen stopped and said: "Then you are not as good as a dog...... Hahaha, just kidding, of course, if Lord Xu is willing to listen, I can tell you how to be the standard of an immature dog, how to make the immature become a mature standard, how to make the less standard become the standard ......"

Xu Zhiyuan immediately said: "I see that the wine and food of the adults are already cold, so I will go and order the next person to heat up the wine and food for the two adults, please wait." ”

Hearing this, he stopped and said, "What's the matter, my lord no longer listens to His Majesty's assessment of talents?"

Xu Zhiyuan's people had already gone outside and said, "I'll come back later to listen to the teachings of adults......