9. The opening remarks of cross talk
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Since most of the people who participated in the containment had selective amnesia, the author does not know the exact circumstances.
It was only after many years that the historian asked Wen Zhuyuan, who had become an emperor, about the life he had experienced during that period, that he told what had happened.
At that time, Wen Zhuyuan and Bai Xiaosheng were facing the crowd of people who were getting closer and closer with torches, and suddenly smiled evilly, and then, suddenly waved the blade in their hands, dug up a new grave in it, and then, in full view of everyone, opened the coffin, dragged out the corpse, broke off the arm, and gnawed it directly. The mouth was full of blood, and the two of them actually ate happily. This action made everyone present tremble, threw the fire weapon on the ground, ran away, and then squatted on the ground and vomited. It's really a monster, and it's a man-eating monster. Of course, they ate not the corpses of dead people, but lotus roots coated with honey syrup, a trick that Wen Zhuyuan learned from the legend of Chu Liuxiang. When they fled into the inn, they had already thought of a terrifying trick, so they prepared the lotus root early. The life they eat is actually accompanied by the howl of a werewolf, and the red syrup is stained between the teeth, which is very creepy to look at. In order to deal with these two man-eating monsters, that night, the big families in the city pooled money to invite a mage who was known for his high magic power to perform rituals in front of the largest Tianyi church in the city. The incense and candles were lit, the offerings were placed, the law enforcement instruments were in hand, and the words were recited, but the Demon Suppression Sutra had just been recited at the beginning, and he was frightened and fled by Sadako's version of Wen Zhuyuan. Actually, Wen Zhuyuan didn't do anything, just came out from under the table with a cloak in his mouth, holding a big steamed bun full of kelp silk, like a devil holding a human head. When the master saw this, he said, "My Buddha," and then disappeared without a trace. Wen Zhuyuan and Bai Xiaosheng sat on the confession of the Dharma and enjoyed the rich offerings.
The entire Siping City was made panicked by the two of them.
Although some people had already reported this terrible situation to the magistrate, they didn't dare to act rashly because there was a big man with a very hard backer in the county office, and they knew that they didn't have the strength to compete with these two monster-like power guards, so they felt that they had tossed enough, and they retreated. With this mentality, they trembled and hid in the county office, pretending to be deaf and dumb, trembling.
Who knows, Wen Tingyuan and Bai Xiaosheng tossed and turned outside for a while, and finally found the door.
This time, they walked in with a swagger with the token of the power guard.
"Quan Bingwei handles the case, and no one else evades!" Wen Zhuyuan roared in the county government as the serious crime team in the TVB drama roared.
As a result, everyone was really obedient, and they all dispersed in one fell swoop.
Presumably, they had already heard about the "great achievements" of these two people in Siping City today, and they originally wanted to resist a little bit in the way of their status as "officials", but the power of the phrase "irrelevant people" was too great, and they took the initiative to include them in the ranks of irrelevant people and immediately avoided them.
- This kind of love-hate entanglement between big people should be handled by big people like the county magistrate, and small people like them should not follow and make trouble.
The county commander Xu Zhiyuan personally greeted him.
To Xu Zhiyuan's surprise, these two Quan Bingwei uncles didn't bother him.
The two of them just rushed to the back hall like hungry wolves, slapped the table and shouted good wine and food to serve me as if they didn't need money. Lao Tzu has to hurry after eating.
Xu Zhiyuan smiled and said, "Two adults, I don't know what business you have to come to a small county?"
Oh, Wen stopped and listened, secretly stepped on Bai Xiaosheng's feet below, and glanced at each other, this guy is here to trick us.
What kind of people are the two of them, how can they be tricked out by a small magistrate of his county.
Bai Xiaosheng secretly stepped on Wen Zhuyuan's foot below, which means that now is the time for you to perform, and the time to exercise your reflexes has come.
As an actor (Wen Zhuyuan and Zhou Xingxing have a virtue, I like to call myself the most), Wen Zhuyuan first coughed pretendingly, straightened up the non-existent bow tie (the problem left by the debate with the National People's Congress when I was in college), and said: "If you want to talk about this cross talk, it's about talking about learning to sing and ......."
What the hell is this?
As soon as they did, they fainted.
But this did not affect Wen Zhuyuan's on-site performance: "The bright moonlight in front of the bed, suspected to be frost on the ground, look up at the bright moon, I am Guo Degang, all the parents of food and clothing, and the primary school students in the cross talk industry are here to say hello to my parents of food and clothing......"
Immediately the crowd fainted.
He even pretended to be mysterious and came to Xu Zhiyuan's ear, and said cautiously: "My lord, don't faint, I haven't told you a secret yet?"
Xu Zhiyuan said: "What secret?"
Wen stopped and said: "Yu Qian has three hobbies, smoking, drinking, and burning his head. ”
Xu Zhiyuan probably wanted to scold his mother at this time.
It is estimated that Xie Qianchou was also a little impatient, and said, "Okay, okay, I said boy, you almost have it." “
Hearing that the farsighted performance was almost over, he said: "Actually, don't hide it from your lordship, we came to Siping this time, and it was really for business." Although you and I are in different camps, and there are a little disputes in private, we are both doing things for the sake of the saint. As you may know, after the accident two years ago, there were many vacancies in the imperial court, and this time, we came to various places to find suitable masters for these vacancies. Because of the shortage of talents, the saint decided to hire all kinds of talents in an eclectic manner. Do you know why we are wantonly suppressing and challenging your sectarians in Siping City, because there are only so many positions, and if most of them are taken up by you, then wouldn't the Quan Bing Wei always be ridden on the head by the Shen Bing Guard? As you know, the Quan Bing Wei and the Shen Bing Wei have had a serious dispute recently, and we have no choice but to do it. If it weren't for the fact that you Lord Xu is pleasing to the eye, brotherly and righteous enough, and bold and enthusiastic about people, I would never have told you this. ”
Speaking of this, he lowered his voice and became more mysterious, and said, "The ambush that happened in Chongdugou yesterday must have been heard by adults. That is, the power guard and the god guard fought the imperial capital for this vacancy, and both were defeated. ”
Only a limited number of people know about yesterday's annihilation of the Quan Bingwei in the heavy crossing ditch. Because Lei Qianxiao carefully disposed of the corpses and traces of the fight on both sides afterwards, few people knew that there had been such a fierce battle there.
Of course, a certain arrester in charge of intelligence in Siping knew that Xu Zhiyuan, the county commander, was also one.
And now this news has come out of Wen Zhiyuan's mouth, which has further dispelled Xu Zhiyuan's suspicion of the identity of the two.
Now that the words have begun to be spoken, they have no choice but to continue making nonsense.
Wen Zhuyuan looked at Xu Zhiyuan, smiled, raised his neck and drank a glass of wine, and looked around.
Xu Zhiyuan understood, waved his hand, and asked irrelevant people to avoid it for the time being.