Three-six, burned out the head
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He suddenly found that although this Father Qi was an illiterate little old man in the countryside, some of the words he said were always very insightful.
Because after the sedan chair was slowly carried into the post, he saw Tong Xiucai and the three brothers of the Gan family, Qian Fa and others coming over like a group of dogs eating.
Tong Xiucai arrived on the ground and smiled at the prefect: The prefect came from afar, and I don't know what to tell the officials to do?
I don't know if he has recently suffered from a bad cold, or because he was chewing an olive just now, he was suddenly frightened by Tong Xiucai and blocked in his throat, or because he was born like this, and he spoke like an urn, like a bellows that is not breathable on both sides, and like a fool who was infected with a serious illness and burned out his brain.
He glanced at Tong Xiucai, who was bent over like a big prawn, shook his head, walked out of the sedan chair, looked around, and said angrily: Actually, I don't know what I want you to do, I just stopped by to see if your place is big enough.
Tong Xiucai smiled and said: Oh, it turns out that this is the case, then you are here right, this town has always been a simple people, living and working in peace and contentment, not closing the door at night, and not leaving the road behind, the people heard that you are here, I don't know how happy I am.
The prefect looked at him, with a look of arrogance, and said: "Really?
Speaking of this, he was suddenly very impatient by the noisy noise at the door, so he turned around and shouted at the two officials guarding the door: Hey, hey, you two bastards, are you crabs eating too much, what are you arguing about at the door?
Tong Xiucai saw that the situation was not good, and hurriedly explained: Oh, my lord, please calm your anger, here's the thing, now, the squires standing outside are all squires from this town, and they heard that you are coming, so they will come to visit you immediately. Two brothers, let them both in.
He secretly glanced at Qian Fa and the Gan brothers.
Qian Fa and the brothers of the Gan family understood, and immediately quietly stuffed a large ingot of silver into their sleeves, and said: The two brothers have worked hard, please come to the house to drink tea in the future.
The two officials immediately turned around and shoved the silver into their bosoms.
They know the temper of this prefect better than others, and if he sees it, hum, it is estimated that he will not even leave them alone.
When the silver was stuffed, he welcomed them in with a smile on his face.
As soon as Qian Fa and the Gan brothers walked in, they were like two pugs who had seen shit, bowing to the prefect with a smile on their faces, and then, with a "plop", they fell to the ground and kowtowed.
Qian Fadao: Hello adults, the villain's surname is Qian.
Gan Lao Avenue: The villain's surname is Gan, I heard that the adults came from afar, so at the same time, this is a little meaning of the villain, please smile.
As he spoke, he ordered someone to bring over a large box, a large box.
Needless to say, it was full of gold and silver jewelry.
Qian Fa, of course, was not to be outdone, he carried two boxes at once, two big boxes came over, and then, very unconvinced, glanced at Boss Gan, as if to say: You are far from me.
The prefect looked at Qian Fa's two boxes, and then at Boss Gan's boxes, the corners of his mouth moved, and he wanted to say something, but he didn't say anything, and then suddenly slapped the table and shouted: What do you two mean by this? Have you not heard that this official has always been as honest as water and enforces the law like a mountain? By doing so, you are clearly despising this official.
Boss Gan stammered: No...... Isn't it...... Big...... Adults...... I...... We...... I just want to thank you for your help last time...... helped his brother get out of a lawsuit...... And these ...... Only...... It's just a token of gratitude to the adults and some of the villains...... Nothing else.
Looking at his unguarded appearance, Qian Fa couldn't help laughing, but because of the prefect's face, he didn't dare to laugh out loud.
Don't look at the prefect eating like a pig, but his eyes are sharper than a monkey, seeing him laughing secretly, he immediately pointed at him and said loudly: You, what are you laughing at, I also say you. This official came to this town to observe the people's feelings, not to rob the people's property, do you know?
Qian Fa hurriedly said: Know ...... Got it...... Please forgive me.
Boss Gan immediately said: Adult, the villain also knows his mistake.
Speaking of this, he turned around and whispered to Gan Lao Er: Second child, hurry up and take these things away, don't make adults angry anymore.
The prefect immediately put his hand on the boxes and said solemnly: Wait a minute, since you have sent it over with great kindness, the official has no choice but to accept it reluctantly, but you can rest assured, the official will never ask for the money, I am just keeping it temporarily, and when I return to the yamen, I will immediately store them in the treasury for the purpose of saving the people from fire and water in other days.
Qian Fa and Boss Gan gave a thumbs up together and said loudly: Yes, adults are really honest as water, love the people like children, and are models for us to learn.
The prefect waved his hand and said lightly: These little things are nothing, I also think about what the people think, what the people are anxious about, as the parents of the people, I have to do more things for the people, I have to go deep into the people, and observe the people's feelings. During my time in the town, I still need a lot of cooperation from you two squires.
Qian Fadao: Yes, you are right.
Gan Lao Dao: Yes, my lord, you are very right.
After saying that, the two looked at each other very unconvinced, and then each turned his face to the side, as if no one wanted to deal with anyone.
The prefect looked at the sky and found that it was not early, so he took a long lazy waist, and then patted his mouth and said lightly: I think let's talk about it here today, the official has traveled a long way, observed the people's feelings, has been tired for a few days and nights, and now he also needs to rest, if there is anything, let's talk about it another day. Chief Tong, you can send them two squires for me.
Tong Xiucai waited for this sentence.
Because he still has a lot of sycophants to shoot, these two guys are here, not only will they delay him to pat his ass, but they are also likely to rob his ass.
Therefore, as soon as he heard the prefect's order, Tong Xiucai immediately pulled Qian Fa and Boss Gan's hands and withdrew.
After leaving the post house, Tong Xiucai looked at the hands of the two of them, and said lightly: What my lord means, I think you two should understand.
Boss Gan hurriedly nodded, and said with a smile: As for me, I have already understood, I am afraid that some people are too stupid to understand.
Qian Fa glared at him, snorted fiercely, and said: Even you, the pig, understand, if I still don't understand, wouldn't it be even more stupid than a pig, in the future, we will do our own thing, no one will come to destroy anyone, and all grievances will be settled after the prefect is gone.
Boss Gan grinned, glanced at him, and said: Hmph, if you don't come to destroy me, I will already be Amitabha, I advise you to hurry up to Dazui to order a good coffin for yourself now, because after the adults are gone, you will have to die, and your death will be more ugly than a pig.
Tong Xiucai grabbed the hands of the two of them, stacked them together, and said meaningfully: Since you both understand what adults mean, it would be the best.