Three-five, coffin shop

In Seven Killings, if you were to ask who was the laziest and stupidest person in town, maybe no one would know, but if you were to ask who was the busiest and most lively person, then someone would definitely raise their hands to tell you that it was the owner of the coffin shop, Big Mouth. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE怂 ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½†ļ½

The first time I saw a person with a big mouth, there was no one who was not startled, it was his big mouth that was taken aback.

You've never seen a man as big as his mouth, with convex and thick lips that suddenly look like ducks, and when you look closely, they look like camels, and at the end they look like two large sausages hanging from them.

The mouth of such a duck, a camel, and a sausage is exposed, revealing a mouth full of elephant teeth, like a thousand-year-old cave on a cliff.

It is said that people with big mouths are generally the kind of people with sharp teeth and clever faces, but the people of the town rarely see people talking with big mouths.

Because he was so busy all day and night that he didn't have time to talk.

He was busy beating the coffin.

Of course, he was not busy making coffins for himself, but for others, making all kinds of coffins, large, small, round, and square.

As long as you can name the coffin style, he can punch it for you.

In this town, people are dying every day, adults, children, and old people, so he has to be busy every day.

No matter how big or small, no matter how thick or thin, a coffin is ten taels of silver, and there is no two prices.

Over the course of a few years, he had become almost one of the richest people in Seven Killings Town.

Such a person who earns silver every day should have been the happiest person in the town, but when Jian Thirty walked into the Feixian Tower, he found that he was drinking and drinking.

He seemed annoyed.

The table in front of him was already filled with many jars of wine, large and small.

While beckoning Daddy Qi to bring the wine, he lifted the last jar of wine on the table and poured it into his mouth, while sighing incessantly.

The sigh is really sad and sad, and the poignant is cruel, so it is estimated that the tiger can't help but cry when he hears it.

Jian Thirty found a table and sat down, put the sword aside, and then, looking at him, said lightly: Hey, hey, the big-mouthed shopkeeper, borrow wine to kill your sorrows?

Big mouth wiped his mouth, couldn't help sighing, and said: Alas, now that the prefect comes, I don't know when to leave, if he doesn't leave, these two groups of people will not be able to merge, if they don't merge, I won't have business, why don't you make me upset, why don't you let me borrow wine to kill my sorrows.

Father Qi brought a pot of wine from the back hall, put it in front of him, knocked on the table, and said: You have made a lot of money, are you content?

The big mouth glanced at him, and said angrily: What do you know? You don't know anything at all. For today's fire, I have used all the money to buy wood, and I wanted to make a lot of money, but who knows that in the end they won't fight.

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a "plop" sound, and he lay on the table, and he didn't know whether he was asleep, drunk, and fainted with excessive anger.

Jian Thirty looked at his appearance, couldn't help touching the scar on his neck, smiled, and then poured a glass of wine, put it to his lips and sipped it, as if to verify the taste of the wine, and said lightly to Father Qi: That's right, Father Qi, I have a question I've always wanted to ask, who is that Gan Laosan? I seem to have heard people mention Gan Ning in other places before, saying how ruthless he is, how ruthless he is, how he turns his face and doesn't recognize people, is this really the case?

Hearing him suddenly mention Gan Laosan, Daddy Qi seemed to smell the smell of stool, and it was also a very smelly smell of stool, he immediately "hummed", grinned, and said: If he wants to be regarded as a person, then, I am afraid that there is no one in this world, this person has done all the good things except the good things, the bad things have all been done, murder and arson, robbery and theft, among the three brothers of the Gan family, he is the most capable one. Not only did he make a fortune in the town, but he also heard that he also went to the capital to make trouble, and he was arrested, and the criminal department originally sentenced him to be hanged, but, I don't know how, it changed from hanging to sending the frontier to fill the army, and then from the army to ten years in prison, but, the year has not yet passed, in a blink of an eye, who knows that he is back again, look at his posture, and it looks like he is making a comeback. Alas, everyone knows that this must be because his two elder brothers gave money to the officials in the capital. With him, the town doesn't know when it will be peaceful.

Jian Thirty nodded and muttered: "That's right, people like him are the most difficult to deal with, especially the flying knife in his hand, even I am not sure that I can avoid it."

Father Qi said: So I have long advised you to leave, don't mess with them, now the trouble is coming, I am afraid you won't be able to leave even if you want to go now.

Jian Thirty smiled, shrugged his shoulders, and said lightly: I didn't plan to leave at the beginning, but now it seems that this place is getting more and more lively, how can I be willing to go?

Father Qi shook his head and said, "You, let me tell you what's good?" Say you're a madman, you just don't have any problems at all, say you're not crazy, you just do some ridiculous things, it seems that I'm really old, I don't understand what you young people are thinking.

Jian Thirty knocked on the table and said, "So, you don't have to think about anything, hurry up and fry me a few side dishes, and then get me a few bottles of this wine, I think this wine is very suitable for my taste, while there are still a few days of free time, I want to drink him well without getting drunk and not returning."

As he spoke, he suddenly heard a commotion outside.

The golden felt paved the ground, the clean water splashed the street, the gong opened the way, and more than a dozen fierce and vicious officials held water and fire sticks to drive pedestrians everywhere to avoid.

Then, I saw a group of people holding a large sedan chair carried by four people majestically into the post house that had been renovated a long time ago.

Through the sedan curtain, Jian Thirty saw one of them, with a fat head and big ears, and his face was full of arrogance, but he was pretending to be kind and waved to passers-by.

That expression is very fake.

Sword Thirty almost always felt the urge to punch his nose off.

But he held back.

He endured anything more disgusting than this, and it was only a matter of time before he was cleaned up, so why rush at this time.

Thinking of this, he smashed his mouth, patted Daddy Qi, and said lightly: Hey, is the one in the sedan chair our prefect?

Father Qi sighed and said, "Alas, I also hope that he is not our prefect, but he is.

Jian Thirty Dao: How do you say that?

Father Qi said: It's hard to put into words. You see that he looks like a pig, in fact, he is worse than a pig, the pig sleeps when he is full, and he will not try to harm you, but our old man of the prefect does not spit out bones when he harms people. What he did was like a prefect, he was simply a bandit, he really people off, and I don't know what God thought, he actually sent such a person to be the prefect.

Jian Thirty touched the scar on his neck, as if he suddenly remembered something, and said lightly: Actually, the prefect is not a big official, you see that his pomp is even bigger than the pomp of the prince.

Father Qi spat angrily and said: You are too young and have seen less, there will be at least nine dogs behind the ass of ten officials, there are magistrates under the prefect, there are masters under the magistrates, there are officials, and those squires, landlords and old wealth, errands, sycophants, as long as they see those officials who are older than themselves coming, they are like seeing the emperor Lao'er, holding and patting, there are some officials like this, can the life of our people be better?