That's right, they crossed. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

People cross, all with the golden finger all the way to fight monsters, Taobao pickled girls, big and small, meet gods to kill gods, ghosts, ghosts, ghosts, masters, cheats, collect little brothers, occupy the city, upgrade all the way, and finally be able to dominate the Quartet, and when you hear stop and cross far, it is a little unbearable to look back. Although he also met a master in the hidden rivers and lakes after crossing, he was a master who was flattened twenty-nine times in a row.

After crossing into the game world called "Martial Arts Scroll", Wen Zhuyuan's first reaction was to see if there were any simple-minded little Loli passing by - because the troublesome little Lori was usually the princess and county lord who escaped from the palace and scattered wildly, and she must have a good relationship with her, and she may be her big wife and little wife in the future, and she will become a stepping stone for herself to step into the dragon gate. I also have to see if there are any sugar gourds sold on the street, because it is a soul awakening medicine after crossing over, and you have to eat a string of sugar gourds first to determine the fact that you have crossed into a certain world. You also have to see if there are any down-and-out dicks around you who have been bullied, because he is your right-hand man and founder of the country when you are king and hegemon in the future, and you have to have a good relationship with him when he is still down, so that you can avoid the trouble of visiting the thatched house in the future.

And the most important thing is to see if there is any old man with a white beard or a sloppy beard who behaves strangely in words and deeds, yes, he is likely to be a master of hidden dust, and he has a good relationship with him, he can pass on your peerless martial arts, pass on the peerless cheats you have left for many years, and if you are lucky, he will even give you an inexhaustible treasure map.

- That's what it's written in the travel novels.

It's a pity that in the world of Wenzhuyuan, none of these are available.

Uh, what's going on?

Sounds scary.

What's even more terrifying is that Gu Yong, who originally crossed over with him, has disappeared at this moment.

Could it be that they are lost in the space-time tunnel?

Depend on!

Wen Zhuyuan pulled the clothes that were worn messy by the time and space tunnel, and decided to find a passer-by to ask what place this was? Which dynasty? Which emperor is reigning today? The most famous person in the rivers and lakes is the merry thief Chu Liuxiang, or Xiao Li Feidao Li Xunhuan, or Lu Xiaofeng with four eyebrows, has the Tang Sect destroyed the Great Wind Hall, has the boss of the Blue Dragon Society been picked up, and what happened to the angry pony and Ding Xi in the end......

But who is there in this wilderness?

Oh, no, there seems to be a hidden "stranger" not far away - a beggar.

Here is a mountain, there is a ditch next to the mountain, there is a bridge on the edge of the ditch, and on the bluestone slab under the peach tree by the bridge lies a beggar in rags with an unknown number of scars on his body, and at this moment, he is staring at him with a pair of big watery eyes—uh? Is it "Huang Rong" dressed as a man?

But as soon as the man spoke, he was sure that this was definitely not Huang Rong, but a real beggar.

The man stretched out a broken bowl, stretched out his hand to Wen Zhuyuan in a sour Henan dialect and asked for money: "My little brother, it's okay, let's spend the money on the two of you, I haven't been to a brothel for a long time." It's really uncomfortable. ”

Look, what an extraordinary reason to beg.

What an unusual opening statement.

For a moment, Wen Zhuyuan thought that he had just looked away, but in fact, this was not a real beggar, but indeed a master who was hidden in the dust.

What made Wen Zhuyuan even more sure that he was a "master" was that the beggar actually looked at Wen Zhuyuan with a shocked face and said: "Yes, yes, yes, it's you, don't look at others, I'm asking you for money." ”

Wen Zhuyuan said: "Look at me like this, how can I look like rich, I still want to ask you for money to buy steamed buns to eat." ”

The old beggar said: "If you want to feel at a loss, it's better to do this, I'll calculate a hexagram for you, and it will be regarded as hexagram money, how about it?"

I didn't expect this kind of excuse to cheat in the real world to appear in the game world, which is really unreasonable.

The old beggar said, "I know you think my excuse is rotten, and I also know that you told Wen to stop away, you have crossed over from another world." ”

Wen Zhuyuan's hair suddenly stood on end, and he suddenly stepped forward, grabbed his hand hard, and said loudly, "What else do you know?"

The beggar smiled with a smile of "Jiang Taigong's fishing wisher takes the bait" and said, "I also know that now you have ten silver quills in your pocket, that is, one gold baht." ”

When Wen Zhuyuan crossed over from the real world, he did have a severance pay of 1,000 yuan from the TV station in his pocket, but it was the real yuan, not the so-called silver quill or gold coins in the old beggar's mouth, but when he put his hand in his pocket, he was stunned all of a sudden.

What he took out was indeed ten silverquills.

Nani (what)?

The old beggar said: "Don't panic, you are automatically replaced by the system, don't you often have to exchange cash for game currency when you play games, this is the same reason." In this world, one hundred yuan is exchanged for one silver quill, and ten silver quills are exchanged for one gold baht. In the future, when you go to the rivers and lakes, you can buy things according to this ratio, so that others will not see you as a foreigner, and you will be a second shortage!"

Wen Zhuyuan felt even more surprised, the old girl still knew the game currency, and it was really a master.

The old beggar knocked on the broken bowl in his hand, and said with a smile: "Silly, don't be surprised, you might as well tell you the truth, in fact, I am a prophet who can know the past and present lives of everyone who comes to this world, and everyone calls me Bai Xiaosheng." Today, I was curled up on the stove in my hometown to gnaw on the meat and bones left over from yesterday, and as a result, my teeth were broken, I secretly screamed that it was not good, pinched my fingers, and only then did I know that you were going to cross over when I heard that you were going to cross over, so I put the bone side, and hurried out here to wait for you. In the future, whether you will eat and drink spicy food or continue to be your dick in this game world of "Martial Arts Scroll", you will all count on me. ”

Wen Zhuyuan was still in disbelief, but he had to believe it.

In the end, he verified it in the most direct way to make himself believe: "Since you say that you are Bai Xiaosheng, and you know the past and present lives of everyone who comes here, then please tell me some facts that can convince me, for example, about my personal privacy." ”

Bai Xiaosheng knocked on the bowl, and under the pressure of Wen Zhuyuan's aggressive eyes, he didn't know what technique he used, so he knocked six of the ten silver quill he just took out into the bowl, and then said in a tone of extreme contempt and disdain: "What about me, I am the worst at taking advantage of others and like to leave a way for people to live, look, I only took six of your silver quill, and keep the rest for dinner, a penny is difficult for a hero, maybe...... Oh, what's that...... When you were in school, you pretended to be a genius in the literary world, and as a result, you wrote millions of words and didn't sell a word, and later participated in an essay competition, and the organizer saw that your entries had a lot of words, so they gave you a comfort bonus of 500 yuan in front of you; , As a result, you really just hugged and sent people away; you love braised eggplant and hate ginger and peppercorns the most, you only drink Pepsi and are allergic to Coke, you think Luo Dayou's song is very good for your taste, Huang Shujun's lyrics look like collapse, and the song of the Little Tigers will never get tired; when you brush your teeth, you like to squeeze toothpaste from the middle, and you like to check steamed buns into sugar gourds when you eat, and you like to use the camera lens as a mirror to pick your nose when you are in the crew; you like to take advantage of your own stall and like others to top the tank, the computer level will only turn on and off, your female likes Zhu Lin, the male likes Mito Yohei, the strange thief, Kidd is not a man or a woman, you like lazy sheep and sheep......”

Wen Zhuyuan no longer doubted him, and immediately hugged his fists and said, "Master, I have served...... Say no more!"

Bai Xiaosheng knocked on the bowl again and said, "Young man, I see that your bones are clear, and your kidneys are strong and your urine bubbles are loud and you fart loudly, so I will accept you as a disciple for the time being." Oh, this "Iron Sword Thirteen Styles" and this iron sword are used as a meeting gift for the teacher, a small gift is not a tribute, accept it...... Oh, the four silver you have left are as good as the teacher for you to keep for you for the time being, do an investment or something, children spend money indiscriminately, saving life and death. ”

I'll go, there really is such an adventure in the crossing!

Vulgar, vulgar!

Wen Zhuyuan muttered secretly.

The old beggar got up and said, "This bridge is called Nai He Bridge, oh, it's not the Nai He Bridge on Huangquan Road, but the Nai He Bridge where you step into the rivers and lakes." It means that after following you across the bridge, in the future rivers and lakes, no one will be able to help you. ”