Fourth, cheats

After crossing the bridge, it is a fairly lively market. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

This market is similar to the market in Wenzhuyuan's hometown, with a variety of shops.

Bai Xiaosheng doesn't know how long he has lived here, many people seem to know him, everyone who passes by will greet him with a smile, and then pay attention to Wen Zhuxing, not because he is handsome, but his rustic but in this game world where everyone is a long shirt and long hair, his denim shirt, narrow trousers and Adidas flat shoes are too eye-catching.

Bai Xiaosheng took Wen Zhu and approached the most luxurious green building in the center of the market.

――Don't get me wrong, I didn't go to prostitution, but asked the girl in the building to serve Wen Zhuyuan and take a comfortable hot bath.

Wen Zhuyuan's body was indeed dirty enough, sweat stains and dirt could go up to two acres of land, so that the two girls who served him in the bath frowned.

After washing, I wrapped myself in a bath towel and stood in front of the bronze mirror, my God, I was even surprised when I heard it, how did my hair grow?!

He clearly remembered that before the crossing, his hair was a short piece that he could barely grasp, but now it had grown to a shawl.

The two maids who served him in the bath folded his modern clothes and placed them beside his bed, and then changed him into handmade underwear and a long gown made of cotton, and tied up his long shawl hair with a cloth belt. After cleaning up, the maid's eyes gradually lit up, oh hehehe, a young man with a lot of spirit.

When Wen Zhuyuan just wanted to comfort the two girls with practical actions, their lonely and unbearable hearts, Bai Xiaosheng, who had disappeared for a while, actually reappeared with the support of the old bustard, radiant, not at all like overindulgence.

The old bustard looked at Wen Zhuyuan, his eyes lit up, and then patted Bai Xiaosheng and said coquettishly: "Ouch, I said Bailaoer, where did you get such a good-looking apprentice, let us get close in the future." ”

Bai Xiaosheng said: "My apprentice will still practice Tongzi Gong in the future, if you don't want him to go mad, it's best not to beat him." ”

The old bustard said: "I hate it!"

Wen Zhuyuan followed him out of the Qinglou and sat back on the bridge again.

Wen stopped and said: "Brother Bai, didn't you say that as soon as I crossed this bridge, I entered the rivers and lakes? Why are we going back from the bridge now?" ”

Bai Xiaosheng said: "Nonsense, if you don't go back, where will we live." Moreover, if you have no ability now, you have no experience, why don't you go back with me to learn some skills, after you go back, there is only a dead end, and you will still enter the rivers and lakes of Mao, don't talk nonsense, or let me, Bai Xiaosheng, tell you what the rivers and lakes of this world look like while walking. ”

According to Bai Xiaosheng, now, the game world called "Martial Arts Relic Scroll" that Wen Zhuyuan traveled through was during the Jingping period of the Dayuan Dynasty.

It's now the second year of Jingping.

This place is called Chongdugou.

Passing through the ditch is the Dicui River.

Chongdugou Dicui River is located in Siping, which faces southeast of Dayuan.

Bai Xiaosheng covered his satisfied stomach and looked at Wen Zhuyuan and said, "Boy, there are so many people who cross every day, do you know why I only notice you?"

Wen stopped and said: "Because I am handsome." ”

Bai Xiaosheng said: "Fart! because you are a celestial veiner." ”

Wen stopped and said, "What is the Heavenly Vein?"

Bai Xiaosheng said: "Heaven is heaven, and the vein is the bloodline." The meaning of the Heavenly Vein is to say, what about you, you are the bloodline left by God in the Great Yuan Dynasty, and you are the savior who ends the troubled times and changes the world. According to the records of our game world, you have the double blood of Wenqu Xing and Wuqu Xing. ”

Wen Zhuyuan hurriedly said: "Stop, stop, you let me have the blood of two men on my body, what do you mean? I'm angry, I'm angry, you know no." It's all on my head. When I acted in movies, I couldn't even get roles like dead bodies, beggars, and passers-by, so I could only play ornaments like trees, stones, and meat mounds. I write martial arts, the martial arts market is not good, in order to cater to the big taste, I even changed my favorite martial arts to crossing, the mood is already unhappy, you actually want me to change the crossing to Tanmei now, what's going on with you?!"

Bai Xiaosheng said: "What are you excited about?" Who told you that Wenqu Xing and Wuqu Xing in our world are both men? Wenqu Xing is a beauty, and Wu Quxing is a handsome guy, no?"

Wen Zhiyuan touched the back of his head and said, "Oh, if that's the case, then I'll be relieved." Then you go on to say that I am the Celestial Veiner. ”

Bai Xiaosheng said: "You also know, there are rules in the heavenly court, and this immortal is not allowed to fall in love." But as soon as this person reaches adolescence, who can control himself, not to mention the beauty of the Wenqu star and the Wuqu star, the beauty of the man, and the youth of the youth, as a result, the dry wood encountered the fire and couldn't hold it, so the two of them took advantage of the chaos of the peach feast held in the sky, and no one could take care of them, and secretly came to meet in the world, and made a private decision for life, so there was you on a January night when the spring flowers were blooming. However, the two of them came from the heavenly court empty-handed, if they go back with a big belly, let those immortals who participated in the peach feast see it, won't everything be exposed......"

Wen Zhuyuan grinned and said, "I said that the speed at which this immortal gave birth to children is also faster." ”

Bai Xiaosheng said: "Don't forget, this day in the sky, a year on the earth." What's more, the peach feast will take a whole week, that is, seven years. In the past seven years, not to mention that Wenqu Xing is pregnant with you, it is more than enough to give birth to you and raise you as an adult. However, they don't dare to bring you back to Heaven, and it would be great if the Emperor knew about it. I had no choice but to hide your identity and leave you in the world. This is also the reason why although you have no literary name and military importance in the mortal world, you have not been able to write and martial arts in the past twenty or thirty years. Because in order to prevent others from discovering your identity, Wenwu Erquxing deliberately hid your civil and military cells. ”

Although Wen Zhuyuan is not a martial artist, he can be regarded as a highly educated intellectual who has been influenced by Marxist-Leninist atheism since he was a child, and he can still distinguish between adventure and deception.

Therefore, in an instant, he suddenly realized that the so-called Bai Xiaosheng in front of him was actually not a hidden stranger, but a pyramid schemer.

Go to the station to pick up the train, then eat and drink well, slowly wear down your will, and finally take you back to listen to the class to teach the art of making money......

On several occasions, Wen Zhuyuan wanted to knock this "pyramid schemer" unconscious from behind and then escape.

But every time he just turned this thought, Bai Xiaosheng would turn his head at the right time and warn him not to come nonsense.

"How do you know everything like the crab in my stomach?" Wen asked Yuanyuan.

Bai Xiaosheng showed the signature smile of a liar and said, "Because I am the prophet Bai Xiaosheng." ”

Wen Zhuyuan pursed his lips and said, "! You're an old liar and an old god." Say, what the hell do you want me to do?"

Bai Xiaosheng suddenly had a serious face that worried about the country and the people, and worried about the world, and said, "I just want to use the wisdom and superpowers of Wenqu Xing and Wuqu Xing in you to end this troubled world." ”

Hearing this, he stopped and said, "What troubled times?"

Bai Xiaosheng said: "The court is also in chaos, the rivers and lakes are also in chaos, and the whole world is in chaos. The court was in turmoil because the Dayuan Dynasty had just experienced a rebellion, Prince Chi and Prince Guo were executed, Emperor Jingping had just ascended the throne, and the new law was still being implemented. The chaos in the rivers and lakes is because the leader of the martial arts alliance, Qiu Wanqian, is the two princes who have just been put down by the rebel, and they are entangled with the party as the leader of the martial arts alliance at this moment, wanting to do bad things against the new dynasty...... And your role as a celestial veeker is to balance and restrain these restless factors. Would you like to?"

Wen Zhuyuan shook his head and said, "I don't want to." To do so much, it doesn't exhaust me to death. ”

Bai Xiaosheng showed the signature smile of a liar again, and said with a smile: "I am a prophet, I know that although you say so, you are actually very willing in your heart." Moreover, doing these things is tiring, but the benefits are greatly reduced. ”

Wen Zhuyuan was overjoyed, showed a smile that had picked up the treasure, and said loudly: "Let's hear it, what are the benefits?" Hehe, are you going to give me a golden finger, give me a few quick peerless martial arts cheats or something, and then give me a treasure map for me to dig treasure and play, and finally get some Pokemon to protect my personal safety, and make two beautiful women with long legs like they were bathing me just now make me feel that my physiology is very safe or something. ”

Bai Xiaosheng said: "What golden finger? Didn't the golden finger already give it to you just now, it's the black iron sword." Don't think it's an ordinary iron sword. ”

Wen stopped and said, "What kind of iron sword is that?"

Bai Xiaosheng said: "It is an iron sword that can cut watermelons and chop firewood. ”

Wen stopped and said: "Damn, why don't you die!"

Bai Xiaosheng said: "Don't be angry, listen to me." The secret book of the peerless martial arts you mentioned has been given to you just now, and it is the book "Thirteen Styles of the Iron Sword"? As for the beauty, as you said, didn't they all change your clothes just now? Why? You didn't seize the season to have fun in time, oops, that's a pity. You have an old saying there that says, oh, yes, it's called that after this village, there is no such shop, the opportunity is in front of you, I have already paid for the money, and you actually didn't cherish it, so who do you blame?!"

Wen Zhuyuan was so angry that he wanted to vomit blood: "Rely on your mouth!"

Bai Xiaosheng said: "Don't be so *** hurry up to restrain your body and mind, and let yourself adapt to the weather here, the food and the living habits here, because we will go up the mountain this time, and it will take at least three months to come down, and in these three months, you must practice the "Iron Sword Thirteen Styles" that I passed to you." And, boy, I know you're still an old virgin, but don't blame me for not reminding you in advance, don't think about the girl in the village where we live. In your place, the flirtatious girl is called a hooligan, and it is said that the hooligan will be caught in prison for digging coal, but in our place, the hooligan is to cut the cock and send it to the palace to be a father-in-law. ”