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――What's the situation?

Before he could react, Xie Qianchou followed and drew his sword and pulled out the black sword.

Left and right...... With a wave of ...... Return the sword into the sheath.

There was a pile of dry wood on the ground.

Under the sword edge of the tiger and the goose.

Xie Qianchou walked in front of Qiu Wanqian, touched him, found a fire fold, pulled out the cover, shook it, shook the flames, and threw it on the dry firewood.

A bonfire is lit.

Grilling the goose.

Xie Qianchou put the bamboo basket on the ground, took off the hanging bamboo tube, pulled out the lid, poured a few sips, and said: "How can there be no food if there is wine, our two elders want to compete, and you, the junior, will give us a barbecue here." ”

The tiger shook the edge of his sword and shook off the goose that was strung on it.

Qiu Wanqian shot back the goose that flew out with a little spear, reinserted it into the tiger's sword, and said with a smile: "The roast goose that the old beggar begged for with great difficulty was thrown away like this, isn't it a pity." You are from a royal family, you don't know how to get a porridge and a meal, the old beggar can't do it, this is his ration for a day, right, old beggar?"

The tiger glared at him and threw the goose-laden sword to the ground.

He would never ask for anything more if it was dirty.

However, Qiu Wanqian shot again.

Guns and swords collide together.

The sword flies, right on the bonfire.

Excellent grilled goose skewers.

Tiger Jumei: "You !! don't want to deceive people too much!"

Qiu Wanqian smiled and said: "It's a cold day, I made an appointment with the old beggar to duel here, but I inserted a pole horizontally, so that I had to delay the time of our duel, so that I had to freeze here for a few more hours, who is deceiving people?!"

The tiger didn't know where to take out a folding fan, shook it, and said, "Aren't you going to duel, come!"

Qiu Wanqian sneered: "Fan a fan in winter, top your lungs." ”

The tiger said: "Fan you to death." ”

Xie Qianchou rummaged through the bamboo basket placed aside, turned out a lot of bottles and cans, opened them, and sprinkled the roast goose inserted in the blade of the sword, turning the hilt of the sword while sprinkling, don't bake it.

That taste......

It's clearly a seasoning.

This old beggar, Tiger Jumei, really wants to push his lungs!

After sprinkling the seasoning, Xie Qianchou clapped his hands, and smiled at Qiu Wanqian and Hu Jumei: "Oh, everyone is here to duel, although the enemies are very red when they see each other, but we are not enemies." Moreover, on the top of this Chunkong Mountain, no one can escape, so what are you doing so seriously? There is a saying that heaven and earth do not care about wine management, and whether you die or live, you can drink it. Can't I invite you to drink wine and eat meat?"

Hu Jumei shook the folding fan, looked at Xie Qianchou and said: "Heaven and earth don't care, wine control, death or life, drink." Good pair. I heard that Mr. Wu Jiwen, a scribe of South Vietnam, was so far away that he vomited ten liters of blood for his pair, and he was your high apprentice, and sure enough, a famous teacher made a high apprentice. ”

Xie Qianchou said: "Old beggar, I haven't seen you for a few days, I don't know if you are good at martial arts, but your literary talent is very good." ”

Xie Qianchou flipped the roast goose on the sword, shook it and said: "What do you know, have I always been so good? Do I want to hang poems and songs on the side all day long, shake a folding fan all day long, and wear a white robe, lest others not know that I am a merry and talented man full of wealth? Am I such a superficial person?"

Tiger Jumei was said, and his face sank.

Xie Qianchou laughed and said, "Little brother, don't be embarrassed, I didn't say you." ”

Hu Jumei said: "In that case, I have to ask for advice in the future." Listen to the ......"

Xie Qianchou waved his hand again and again: "It's a cold day, don't tell cold jokes, what kind of pair, why don't we just guess a riddle to enliven the atmosphere." ”

Hu Jumei said: "Even so, please listen to the puzzle, the poem has it, the word has it, the Analects also has it, the east and the west are blurred, although it is a short product, but it is a wonderful text." ”

Xie Qianchou laughed and said, "Good boy, you really guess the riddle." ”

Qiu Wanqian was born in a reckless manner, he hadn't read many books, and he was confused by his poems, so he had to pin his hopes on this ally who was an opponent but on the same front and said: "What, old beggar, have you already guessed it?"

Xie Qianchou said: "I guessed it, I just said the answer to the riddle." ”

Qiu Wanqian said: "When did you say it, if you did, how could I not know, although I am uneducated, I am not deaf." You said how could I not know. ”

Xie Qianchou sighed and said, "It's terrible to be uneducated. You really want to know. ”

Qiu Wanqian said: "Nonsense." ”

Xie Qianchou said: "Brother has run out of money recently, so borrow some money first." ”

Qiu Wanqian said: "You will really take advantage of the fire to rob." ”

Xie Qianchou said: "You are all said to be an old beggar, who will you rob if you don't rob you." A silver quill, not expensive. ”

Qiu Wanqian said: "A silver quill, are you still not taking advantage of the fire to rob?"

Xie Qianchou said: "Don't listen...... What's that, little brother Mei, this duel is given to you, and I'll go down the mountain. ”

Qiu Wanqian hurriedly grabbed him and said, "Okay, okay, one silver quill is one silver quill, I'm afraid of you......"

As he spoke, he glared at Tiger Jumei and said sharply: "I'm not afraid of you...... Give, say. ”

Xie Qianchou smiled, took the silver quill, blew it, put it to his ear, listened to the sound of Wu Lingling, and then put it away with satisfaction, and said: "That's it, when you can't guess it, I'll give you a cheaper price." ”

Qiu Wanqian said: "Fuck, what do you care about me, is it good for you to guess riddles with him?...... Stop talking nonsense, let's talk about what the mystery was just now, right?"

Xie Qianchou said: "About this mystery, I also have a couplet, please listen to the question, black is not, white is not, red and yellow are not, and foxes, wolves, cats and dogs are like, neither domestic animals, nor beasts." ”

Qiu Wanqian looked at the tiger and said with a narrow smile: "It's not a cat or a dog, is it an old 'tiger'?"

Hu Jumei glared at him, arched his hand at Xie Qianchou, and said, "Sure enough, he is a master, and I admire it." ”

Seeing the two of them playing dumb riddles non-stop, Qiu Wanqian was in a hurry, and everyone understood that he was a confused person, and immediately shouted: "I said old beggar, you have collected all the money, what is the mystery?" ”

Xie Qianchou said: "Guess the riddle." ”

Qiu Wanqian said: "Nonsense, it's not like I can't guess before I ask you." I don't take you to bully honest people like this. ”

Xie Qianchou tore a goose leg and gnawed it, looked at him hopelessly, and said, "How can you really do this, I have already told you several times, guess the riddle." ”

No matter how good Qiu Wanqian's temperament is, he is about to get angry, and said, "You still let me fucking guess ......"

Then, with a stunned face, he said, "Fuck, I don't know the riddle, it's just a guess." ”

Xie Qianchou laughed and said: "It's really yours, how can you make this reason, you actually guessed correctly." ”

Qiu Wanqian stomped his feet and said, "I'll put your lungs on your head!"