Hu Jumei shook the folding fan, and his sideburns were lightly brushed - Xie Qianchou was cold for him, but he looked at ease, and said: "In the next day, I stabbed the enemy alliance master and the disciple Wenyuan to stop the blood stained Chunkong Mountain, and avenge my dead brothers, but after seeing Your Excellency's superb literary talent, I can't bear it, so I might as well play a few more word games." Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info do you think this is good, if you can get the upper link, I will let the enemy alliance leader and Wen Zhuyuan die a little more comfortably. One is your opponent, the other is your high foot, presumably Your Excellency will not refuse. I will take this mountain temple as a link: a lonely mountain and a single temple, a general single-handedly. ”

On the top of this spring mountain, there is a temple, and there are three towers standing in front of the temple gate, so it is named the Three Pagoda Temple, also known as the Mountain Temple. The text on the tower has been blurred by the mountain wind, so I don't know which generation of a general is enshrined, riding on a white horse, raising a spear and sprinting, as if a single horse resisting all the ghosts.

Relieve thousands of sorrows, take a sip of roasted goose legs, and a sip of soju.

The meat was exhausted, the wine was empty, stood up, looked up from the top of the mountain, and saw that the bank of the Nanshui River under the mountain was covered with snow, and someone smashed the ice to fish, smiled, stretched out his hand at Qiu Wanqianyi, and said, "Take it." ”

Qiu Wanqian said: "What?"

Xie Qianchou said: "Yinquil, didn't you say yes just now, I'll match the pair for you, you give me a silverquill, why did you forget what you just said, how did you become the leader of the martial arts alliance?"

Qiu Wanqian said: "Fuck, you really want it...... But, well, here you go, it's a waste of my time to kill this eye-catching dog. ”

Xie Qianchou put Yinquill into his arms and said: "On both sides of the water, the two fishermen are fishing with two hooks." ”

Qiu Wanqian didn't care whether he understood it or not, he immediately clapped his hands and applauded, his voice was high-pitched and loud, so frightened that the pheasants perched in the grass cooed and cooed, and the winter birds in the trees fluttered and flew wildly......

Hu Jumei said: "I have a couplet here, and there is only one more valley for pheasants to lay eggs." ”

Xie Qianchou shook the empty bamboo tube, took a sip of the alcohol addiction that came up, and said: "The winter bird is drunk on the tree and drunk without half a cup. ”

This couplet is an onomatopoeic couplet, using the pheasant's cry "Guduo" and the winter bird's "drunk" sound......

Hu Jumei looked at his empty bamboo tube, smiled, and said, "How can the winter bird sing and get drunk without wine in the tube?"

Xie Qianchou casually pulled a grass stick and put it in his mouth, and said: "There are seeds in the grass, and the pheasant is called Guduo." ”

This coupling is definitely relying on Wen Si, Tiger Jumei This person is really Gaoshi, when he was in the upper couplet, he had already thought of the second couplet, and dug a pit to solve Qianchou, and Xie Qianchou waved his hand to fill this pit peacefully, so consistent that even Qiu Wanqian, a layman, couldn't help but applaud.

- In fact, he just mechanically applauded the murderous aura of killing the tiger for Xie Qianchou, and he didn't know where these two couplets were good: good!!

Xie Qianchou said, "What's good, take the money." ”

Qiu Wanqian threw a silver quill to him, although his face was painful, he still pretended to be relaxed and said: "I am happy to spend this money." ”

The tiger pair was opposed, and was so humiliated by Qiu Wanqian, his face was a little unbearable, and he kicked out a stone he was stepping on fiercely, and it took a long time before there was a rumbling sound from the bottom of the mountain.

He pointed to the mountain temple angrily and said, "There are three towers in front of the Three Pagoda Temple. ”

Before Xie Qianchou could speak, Qiu Wanqian hurriedly said: "I know this, I am right, there are five peaks on Wuyun Peak, hehehe, how about it? You have three towers, I have five peaks, and I am not jealous." I think that when I was holding a steel gun to fight all over the world, I was fascinated by countless beautiful girls, which is called a coquettish and a prodigal ......"

Before he could finish his complacency, Hu Jumei said with a smile: "The enemy alliance master, I haven't finished yet, my upper link is, the first three towers of the three towers, towers, towers, towers." ”

Qiu Wanqian didn't expect him to kill a horse pistol, and he was dumbfounded all of a sudden, even if he was shameless, he couldn't say five "peaks" in a row in the back, so he had to use his eyes to only aim at Qianchou, that means, pick up, pick up, you take it......

Xie Qianchou had no choice but to sigh, listening to the rumbling sound coming from the stone that had just been kicked down at the foot of the mountain, blinked, and said, "After a thunder sounds, thunder, thunder, thunder." ”

Qiu Wanqian said: "Hey, why didn't I think of it." ”

Xie Qianchou said: "There are many things you didn't expect, hurry up and get the money." ”

Qiu Wanqian pulled his pockets and said, "No, I'm here to compete and not to buy pickles, how can I bring so much money with me." Moreover, in order to fight a fair fight with you, I drove all my men down the mountain, and no one helped me bring money, so I will pay you back later. ”

Xie Qianchou said: "This is what you said, I keep an account, if you dare to repay the account, I will call a hundred scoundrels to throw dung at your guns and Huashan Villa every day." Alas, you see that I am so poor, I don't accept it, I borrow something from you, and I actually pay back my arrears, you are blacker than a crow. ”

The tiger raised his eyebrows, but said: "You Central Plains have an old saying that the world is as black as a crow, as far as you know, isn't this the case for the entire Zhongzhou people?

Xie Qianchou said: "Good boy, this is all for you to come out." ”

Hu Jumei said: "Since Your Excellency has made a move, why don't you accept it." ”

Qiu Wanqian's face was confused, he didn't know what they were talking about, he only heard what crows and black and white, knowing that his words were probably not good words, and he was scolding himself if he didn't make it.

Xie Qianchou said: "Actually, there is a couplet implied in my sentence just now, green and yellow, borrow something from you, and he is right about black and white, and teaches you how to know the north and the south." ”

Hu Jumei said: "The predecessors love money, and they don't get it in Zhongzhou, so why not go with Nanyue." Although South Vietnam is a wild land, it can be guaranteed that the seniors must be high-ranking officials there, and the horses must be ridden, and as for this yellow and white thing, if the seniors like it, they will definitely be satisfied. ”

Xie Qianchou smiled and said, "Oh, really?"

Hu Jumei said: "I swear in the name of the prince of Yue." ”

Xie Qianchou seemed to be moved, and said: "I want to think about it, what do I want when I get to you?" I have always been very greedy, but I am afraid of trouble, for example, I want to be the emperor, but I am afraid of loneliness, I want to be the prime minister, but I am afraid of many things, I want to marry a wife, but I am afraid of being verbose, I want to eat delicious food, but I am afraid of brushing the pot, I want to have you now, but I am afraid of what others will say...... If it weren't for the fear of trouble, with my skills, I wouldn't get anything, and I would still need to go to your South Vietnam. ”

Although Hu Jumei was very angry in his heart, he endured it and said: "The seniors no longer want to think about it, according to the following point, with the upright character of the predecessors, many thoughts can only be thought about, you Zhongzhou does not have a lot of small words and righteousness to shackle, so that you can't do anything, and although I Nanyue has just been civilized from the wilderness, there are fewer rules and regulations that bind people, and it is more suitable for the seniors who like to be free." ”

Xie Qianchou laughed and said: "How can you do this, I was a little moved by what you said." ”