Five or six, fooling
Speaking of this, Wen Zhuyuan snorted, made an expression of alcohol addiction, and said, "Eating fish and drinking fish soup should be accompanied by good wine." Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info In terms of drinking, I am also a particular person, so I won't tell you the rules of what wine to drink with what wine glass, because you can't take it out. I had to settle for the next best thing, and I just had good wine. Hey, shop guy, what kind of wine do you have here, don't tell me anything about my daughter Red Champion Red Lotus White Bamboo Leaf Green, it sounds very moving, but fools know that it is the author of the book "Jianghu Experience" fooling people. Don't waste your efforts. What about us, we don't ask for any Xiangzhu soul, it's the wine of Incense Tingyulou, and you can't take it out from this small village shop, so let's make do with some aged privet Chen Shao. Don't try to fool me with ordinary wine, the golden red color is full of fragrance, pour it into the bowl, there is an obvious hanging bowl phenomenon, is the real good wine. ”
Yes, he also began to copy Bai Yutang's lines.
Wen Zhuyuan and Gu Yong sang and harmonized, bluffing the shopkeeper, oh no, even a well-informed character like Yun Zeli was dumbfounded.
A simple meal can actually eat so many big truths.
Sure enough, he is a hero and a master.
The meal was served.
Good wine was served.
Although Wen Zhuyuan, Gu Yong and the trio already had a meal, they still ate very well.
- Except for Yun Zeli.
Yun Zeli is not happy to eat, but because he has just entered the rivers and lakes, he has actually met so many good friends, and he is very happy.
The bad luck of the boat being hijacked last night and soaking in the water all night has long been thrown out of the clouds in the harmonious atmosphere of inviting guests to eat.
A couple of people were eating there, and he was there watching.
While watching, I kept thinking about the names of the dishes that I just heard and stopped talking about casually, what "flying egrets in desert paddy fields", and what "a line of egrets in the blue sky", and I got drunk without eating.
-- This current Son of Heaven is not only a lover of rivers and lakes, but also a lover of literature and art, otherwise he would not have gone back to polish the poems he had just made when Lei Qianxiao captured the assassin last night.
He felt that the names of these dishes that Wen Zhuyuan had recited were much more meaningful than the poems he racked his brains to write.
He felt that he had time to study with this hero.
He even vaguely guessed who the strange man in front of him was?
Because not long ago, he had already received a collection of poems called "Sword Song Xing".
It was a collection of poems compiled by Wang Guowei, the big boss of Yipinju hidden in Nanling.
Included in it happens to be the wonderful couplets and phrases that Wen Zhuyuan casually said when he was fighting wine and sword fighting with Long Ehou in Tianyitang.
Although that duel was private in nature, as the head of the most powerful intelligence agency of Quan Bingwei in Nanling City, Wang Guowei, the big boss of Yipinju, still accidentally collected the scene of this duel according to Nei, compiled it into a book, and sent it to Lei Qianxiao, who was far away in the imperial capital, through internal channels. And Lei Qianxiao, of course, sent this volume to the hands of Yun Zeli, the Son of Heaven of the current Great Yuan Dynasty, who worshiped Sword Thirty.
His Majesty, the son of heaven of today's Great Yuan Dynasty, because he was anxious to go south, took a big boat and a personal guard, while appreciating the wonderful verses of "Sword Thirty", while appreciating the wonderful scenery on both sides of the South River, and found that the two actually had many realms of harmony.
And the person in front of him seems to ......
Just as Yun Zeli was deep in thought, several people had already swept away the food on the table.
As soon as I settled the account, I actually used a whole gold baht.
Although Yun Zeli didn't know what the concept of a golden baht was, even if he knew, in his eyes, it was a trivial matter that was not worth mentioning at all.
Moreover, what an honor it is to use a famous man who can make so many friends, and even a famous man who has long admired him in his mind, a gold baht is a gold baht.
However, when he was about to pay, he was dumbfounded.
The money bag is gone!
This...... What's going on?
He rummaged through almost every pocket on his body, but still couldn't find it.
I almost took my pants off.
The hand in his pocket froze there for a moment.
This one......
There he digs his pockets.
Wen Zhuyuan and Gu Yong were there watching him dig.
Seeing that his hand was stunned, Meng Lang, who had been damaged by Wen Zhuyuan and Gu Yong, gently bumped Ning Shouxin and Minghui with his arm, and teased with his teeth: "Hey, friend, no, let's invite us to dinner, don't wait until we finish eating and then say that you don't have the money to pay the bill." ”
Ning Shouxin said: "Be kind." ”
Minghui said: "Be honest." Look at your well-dressed friends, don't deliberately wear this dress to cheat and cheat. ”
-- These people are really broken.
Gu Yong raised his eyebrows and said, "If you really don't have any money, don't force it." ”
Although the guy in the shop was still smiling on the side, when he looked at Yun Zeli, there was already obvious contempt in his eyes.
Yun Zeli didn't want to look for a money bag anymore.
He just wanted to find a shovel and dig a hole to bury himself.
-- It's a shame.
This shows that he is thin when he first entered the rivers and lakes.
If you stop hearing it, there will be no money, and Lao Tzu didn't say to invite you, and he didn't eat a bite himself, and whoever eats it will pay with his eyes, what else can he do.
Yun Zeli really can't do this kind of thing.
What's more, among these people, there may be the "Sword Thirty" that he admires.
Therefore, he couldn't find the money bag, so he was so anxious that he could only scratch his ears and cheeks.
However, when he scratched like this, he scratched something.
- A jade pendant around his waist.
He took off the jade pendant on his waist and handed it to the shopkeeper who was watching him and didn't let him escape, and said, "What, little second brother, I was a little anxious when I just came out, and I actually forgot to bring the money, you see if my jade can be worth the cost of this meal." ”
Although the shopkeeper has little knowledge, he is also a knowledgeable person.
This jade, not to mention the cost of a meal, can even take down the entire restaurant.
He grinned so hard that his mouth reached the back of his head, and he nodded again and again: "Yes, of course." ”
However, just when he was grinning and about to take the jade and send it to the front desk to settle the account, Gu Yong stopped him.
Gu Yong snatched the treasure jade back.
He wiped the jade with his sleeve to check the condition, and then, pretending to cough, said to the guy in a deep voice: "Hey, I didn't expect you to be honest in the shop, but in fact you are a black-eyed shopkeeper, this is someone's family heirloom jade, and you are embarrassed to accept it." Isn't it just the price of a meal, isn't it just a gold baht, Lao Tzu paid for this friend, who made us the hot-blooded sons and daughters of the big era. ”
As he spoke, he shoved his hand into his arms, and pulled out a gold baht in it, and stuffed it into him.
The shopkeeper's smiling face immediately turned into a crying face.
Gu Yong pushed him aside and said, "Well, you dog and don't know how to lift the shop, don't look at the uncle, I dress like a flower, but I can still afford to eat, uncle." Ah, take this gold baht to pay the bill and plug the dog's eyes of your power. This Baoyu, uh, the table we use to play mahjong at home doesn't seem to be uneven, it is always shaking, and it can be taken back to pad the table. ”
The shopkeeper took the golden baht, snorted, and retreated behind the counter.
Yun Zeli was almost grateful, and clasped his fists at Gu Yong and said, "This, this, this...... How can you be embarrassed to let you break the bank. ”
Gu Yong said: "Don't you say it all, the children of the rivers and lakes, it is still appropriate to take care of each other." ”
As he spoke, he hugged his fist at him again, and said loudly: "Thank you for your hospitality, I will wait until I am full of wine and food, and now I will leave, we will have a date later." ”
Wen stopped and said, "Thank you." ”
Trio: "Thank you. ”
After speaking, no matter what Yun Zeli said, several people turned around and walked out of the restaurant.