Chapter 37: The Fox Plague
As soon as these words came out, Xiao Yu's color suddenly changed, slapped the table, and said angrily: "Okay, you Taoist priest, I thought you were a master of self-preservation, but I didn't expect to love these things!"
"Little Fish Girl, you can't say that, people who are masters of the Tao also have to eat, drink and Lazar, and they also have to support their families, poor people talk about business with you, why do you bother to talk to us about character," Li Daoshi's face was full of indifference, this kind of verbal attack is too low.
"If you want to find someone to spend money, then how many ghost catchers on the street will have, you, the Taoist priest of Qingcheng, have not shown up for many days, who knows how many percent of your skills are left, why should I come to you?" Xiao Yu blurted out.
The Taoist priest immediately understood, the person in front of him is not admiring our name at all, but thinks that you don't need to spend money to find acquaintances, this acting is okay, but then you are angry, you can doubt our character, but you can't question our business level, the ghost caught by the Taoist master is not a hundred, there are twenty or thirty, which time has it missed, the fertilization rate is 100%!
"Girl, there is a way that you get what you pay for, and there are naturally dozens of dollars on the street who are willing to help you work, but do you believe their level? You have to deal with Mrs. Dong's relatives, what you want is to hit with one blow, if you fail, even if you are Madame's cronies, do you think she will still believe you?"
When Xiao Yu heard this, her face suddenly became cloudy, and it was obvious that she also thought of this layer, but this girl deserved to be the ancient version of Office-Lady, the lotus step moved slightly, and the close-fitting cyan skirt swayed a few times, revealing two white jade-like ankles, two ring-shaped sideburns, the bun face was raised, revealing a slight pink, holding the hand of the Taoist priest, and said in a playful voice: "Li Daochang~." People are coming behind their backs, where is the money for you, you will help them once, after the matter is completed, I will let Mrs. reward you well, and people will also be rewarded~"
"The Buddha said that there is no self, no one, no sentient beings, no longevity, so the red and pink skeleton, white bones, skin and flesh, the poor Taoist very much agrees with what the Buddha said," Li Daoshi's face remained unchanged: "Besides, the red and pink skeleton with small breasts is really not very attractive to the poor road!"
"Ahh
"Hiss - but there is a way that all beings are equal, and the chest and part are also equal, poor Dao is recently researching the elixir of increasing chest and muscle, for the sake of you and me, you and I know each other, I can give you a twenty-percent discount," Li Daoist covered his eyes and inhaled, this little girl is really ruthless, but for the sake of business, let's endure it, so it will be regarded as a free advertisement.
"Ahh
"Little fish girl, don't pretend, the price is thirty taels of silver, if you don't do it, please find another Gao Ming. ”
"Okay, I'll do it, but remember, if you can't clean up those monsters, see how I clean you up!"
"Deal. ”
Mrs. Dong's house is in the west of the city, it is a big courtyard with three entrances and three exits, in this land where every inch of land is valuable, it can be regarded as a top mansion, Xiaoyu walked into the gate with his head held high, and the servants and subordinates nearby hurriedly greeted: "Sister Xiaoyu, you are back!" "Fish girl. ”
"Eun, you can do things in peace. ”
And behind Xiao Yu, it was Daoist Li who was dressed as a servant, who was muttering dissatisfiedly at the moment: "Dao Ye is here to subdue demons and eliminate demons, why are you so low-key?"
"I'll show you people first, you were invited by me, if you can't clean up this monster, then I will also suffer, be careful!"
"It's not that Mrs. Dong hasn't seen me, and when she does, she won't be exposed. ”
"Madame usually worships the Buddha in the room, and it is easy not to come out, so you don't have to worry. ”
The two of them were muttering, only to hear a maid screaming from the garden, and then a few men's laughter, "It's these three bastards again!" Xiao Yu scolded, and hurriedly ran over, Daoist Li was stunned, and he teased in broad daylight? This character is really not as good as Daoye.
When he arrived, he saw the little harpoon on his waist, reprimanding the three oily and smooth boys in front of him, and the maid hiding behind him was bare-shouldered, and her eyes were swollen into walnuts from crying.
“...... If you are so skinless and faceless again, I will go and tell Madame that she will drive you out of the Dong Mansion and continue to live without a meal!"
Xiaoyu was very angry, but the three boys were hippie smiling, and they didn't take it seriously at all, the Taoist priest looked at the three guys carefully in the crowd, his eyes were oily, but there was no luster of beasts, and there were no traces of beasts between his words and deeds, and the changes were very thorough.
The Taoist priest was hesitating, and there was a dense sound of footsteps around the corner, and at the head was an old lady with small feet in yellow, and there were big and small in the back, there were men and women, about twenty or thirty, and when he saw that Xiaoyu was reprimanding these three, he was immediately furious, and immediately stepped forward, and gave Xiaoyu a slap: "Bold and cheap, dare to bully my grandson!"
Now is not the era of equality of individuals, no matter how good the slave and maid are, it is also a slave, and no matter how bad the master is, it is also the master, Xiaoyu gives this maid a head, but no one dares to give Xiaoyu a head, the onlookers bow their heads, move their steps, the world is cold, probably so.
Xiaoyu is really a fierce character, first gave a salute, and then raised his head and said stiffly: "Old lady, your grandson takes my family's, eats my family's, uses my family's, and now he is also teasing my family's maidservant. ”
"What is your family, my family, this is my Dong family, not you, an evil servant, who can bully the master!"
The old lady with little feet was angry and pale, and she was about to fight, but she was persuaded by a rather beautiful woman next to her, "Okay, okay, old woman, don't be angry, this Dong family is a woman, and it is easy to understand if you can't discipline your subordinates, let's help in the future." ”
"I'm afraid that people will treat us as outsiders and don't want to take care of us! What are you three wastes still doing in a daze, hurry up and go with the old body!"
The three gentlemen laughed and followed, and the twenty or so Dong clan people left again, and when they left, those servants and maidservants dared to come around, and comforted them, most of them were useless words.
After these people left, Xiao Yu took out the embroidered handkerchief, wiped his red and swollen chin, took a deep breath, and said indignantly: "You have all seen that the old immortal in the lead claims to be the godmother of the master, and the rest are either aunts or aunts, and there is no one to think about! Especially those three gentlemen, with squinted eyes, crooked necks, and noses facing the sky, are all some gangsters who can only bully women! Even if they are not monsters, they will not be much better than monsters." ”
"You lady doesn't care?" asked Daoist Li suspiciously.
"Mrs. is weak, persuaded many times to no avail, if you are in a hurry, you will be choked by those sour women, saying that it is Kefu Xiang, peach blossom life, now I have to close the door, every day with tears to wash my face, ask the Bodhisattva for forgiveness, it is really eight lifetimes of mold!"
"This husband's family is really strange enough," Daoist Li muttered, and said: "According to what I just observed, these people have no demonic energy, nor do they have the slightest characteristics of birds, and this is true of each of them, so I wonder if only one or two of them are monsters, and the others are normal people, you have to help me do an experiment first." ”
"Yunguang Nikkei, forever shine on my court, too yin and gloom, quickly appear!" "Daoist Li made five or six demon talismans, put him in a teapot and boiled them with Chinese medicine, carefully controlling the fire, one of the seven uses of the talisman is the boiling method, the specially prepared Chinese medicine can absorb the magic power of the talisman, and there is a Chinese medicine smell to cover, it is easy not to be discovered by the monsters; he nodded at Xiaoyu, the other party understands, this will be the tea used at the dinner, when the time comes, it is a demon or a human, you can tell it.
At night, the house is brightly lit, since this group of aunts arrived, every day big fish and meat, extravagance and waste, even the incense and candle money do not know how much more to spend, the Taoist priest is bored and squatting next to the pit, smelling the smell, the heart is quite unhappy, just out of the mountain to squat in the pit, this is not a good sign.
If the monsters drink the special tea, they will inevitably have diarrhea, and then he can take advantage of them to abuse the pit while they are squatting, but the problem is that there are many mosquitoes and flies near the pit, and the Taoist priest has been bitten in five bags and no one has come over, is it a miscalculation?
After waiting for about half an hour, Daoist Li had to admit that these husbands and family members may just be mean in their words and deeds, and they treat people as inappropriate, but in fact, they have nothing to do with monsters, but why didn't this little fish come to inform him, otherwise he could have withdrawn, what a hell, it's almost curfew now, and it's still a question of where Dao Ye sleeps at night.
As soon as he thought of this, the Taoist priest couldn't help but get up, and wandered around in the courtyard of the Dong family, probably around to the second courtyard, where the laying is the best, the main house, the wing room is large and spacious, I thought it was the residence of the Dong family, but I didn't expect to see all the husband family, and hurriedly got into the back of one of the wings, wondering if to explore again.
Just thinking like this, suddenly a burst of heat floated from the window, Li Daoist leaned over to take a look, his eyes suddenly widened, he didn't expect that someone was taking a bath at night, looking at the figure of the woman, it should be the one who spoke during the day, that is, Xiaoyu said, the eldest daughter of the old lady with small feet.
In the steam, the woman probed the temperature of the water, probably satisfied, took off her skirt with a wide dress, and soon was naked, and then stepped into the water naked, during which the process was seen clearly by Taoist Li Shi, in addition to being addicted, the Taoist priest noticed that the woman's crotch did not grow a tail, is it really Xiaoyu who saw it wrong? He felt that it was necessary to ask the other party clearly.
Well, before that, let's take a look at a stick of incense and then say, Dao Ye has no other thoughts, just appreciating art.
"I'm dying, you still have the kung fu to peep!" The Taoist priest was looking at it wonderfully, when a cold voice suddenly came from the side, and when he looked back, it was Xiaoyu.
"This, you have to listen to me explain this......
"Come with me," Xiao Yutou didn't reply, Daoist Li was puzzled, obediently followed, and when he arrived in a remote corner, the bun girl suddenly hugged him and buried him in his arms and wept.
"What's the situation, you won't be bullied by those husbands and families again, right? I just investigated, those people don't seem to be monsters, if this really doesn't work, you can go to my Jia Mansion to be a maid, eat and live, and pay five insurances and one housing fund, but occasionally need to warm the bed, I don't know if you can accept it......"
"It turns out that she really invited a Taoist priest," 'Xiaoyu' suddenly broke free from the Taoist priest's embrace, and sneered, holding in his hand a stack of prepared yellow paper talismans.
The Taoist priest swallowed and spat at the mouth, and took a few steps back, but he didn't realize that he was surrounded by those 'husbands' nearby, and their eyes were green one by one, and two or three tails stretched out.
"The tail can be collected and released, there is no wild fox gas on the body, and the eyes are green, isn't it, Qingqiu fox, or a litter of Qingqiu fox?" )