At three poles in the sun, Daoist Li woke up in a daze, his belly was already 'cooing', and he opened his mouth and shouted: "Like a flower!"

Heavy footsteps sounded on the stairs outside the door, and a strong woman with a pockmarked face pushed the door in, and said with a simple smile: "Master, what's the matter?"

Daoist Li subconsciously grinned, avoiding the other party's onion nose, otherwise he would not even have an appetite when he saw it, "What is there to eat in the kitchen, give Dao Ye WwWlā"

"But Miss Ugly said that you are not allowed to eat in bed in the future, so there is no etiquette. ”

"I'm in charge of my territory, besides, who is the master now, go and go, hurry up, or your salary will be deducted." ”

"The life of a rich man is really comfortable," Li Taoist couldn't help but stretch his waist, since the imperial examination fraud case was solved, the Taoist priest has become slack, no way, both rich and idle, every day as long as he bragged about love with a group of big girls and little daughters-in-law, the silver would come 'boom', anyone still thinks of the cultivation of early greed and darkness, all kinds of hard work to subdue demons, so recently he has rarely even done morning and evening classes, all of them should be on maternity leave, not to mention the "Lung God Law" that he just got, the purpose of the unknown "Lung God Law".

According to the general process, the person who got the exercise should be ecstatic, and immediately went crazy into cultivation, but the Taoist priest just looked at it and went back to sleep.

Just kidding, this exercise is not the more you practice, the better, there are so many acupuncture points, the meridians are so long, the exercises of the Taoist Qingcheng faction account for the lion's share, and the "Volcano Stove Ding" accounts for the small head, plus this thing, what should I do if I practice the qi? And the exercises are not the older the better, the art of witch sacrifice is definitely not comparable to the current rune seal skills, and the history of the Qi Refiner, well, it is very strange, it only lasted for a few decades, even the old master was vague, and it seemed that he was not very clear, so he was even more reluctant to practice.

Well, all of this is just an excuse, "Xuandu Shangpin" is a convincing method, practicing yin and yang, and "Volcano Stove Ding" is an external practice method, practicing muscles and bones, this "Lung God Law" seems to be related to the five organs, it is an unrelated part, the reason why he thinks like this is completely to make excuses for himself to be lazy;

"Sir, here comes the food. ”

"Well, you go down, by the way, what about Sister Pomegranate?" This Sister Pomegranate is another strong woman bought by the ugly girl, and the two can be called the face of Jiafu, but they come in reverse.

"I'm going to choose a thrift with Miss Ugly. ”

Daoist Li looked at the two zongzi on the plate, and suddenly said: "Oh, by the way, the Tianzhong Festival is coming." "This day in the festival is the Dragon Boat Festival, according to the people who read at this time, the Dragon Boat Festival is the day in the middle of the day, because the sun travels to the middle of the sky, reaches the highest point, especially at noon, so it is called the day in the middle of the day;

After killing the zongzi, the Taoist priest slipped into the courtyard, and the little brother and sister who bought it were muttering to the red paper, and when they saw him, they hurriedly said in fear: "I've seen the master." ”

"Don't be so restrained, Daoist I'm very open-minded, and I don't play corporal punishment with my subordinates, at most I will deduct your salary," Daoist Li waved his hand casually, "What are you doing now?"

"Before she left, Miss Ugly asked us to write a couplet and hang it on the door, but Mr. Chung in the private school didn't teach us this. ”

"It's not simple, look at your master," Li Daoist picked up the brush without hesitation, but froze in mid-air, he actually didn't have much ink in his belly, and Tang poems and Song Ci were not very useful at this time, seeing that the two little ghosts were still looking at him blankly, he suddenly scolded without a look, and held out a sentence with difficulty, "On May 5th, the middle of the day, all insects and snakes will be eliminated." ’

"Remember, the Tianzhong Festival is the time when the five poisons are rampant, and the snake character is written upside down with realgar and pasted on the wall to ward off evil spirits. ”

After harassing the two little servants, Daoist Li walked back to the hall again, and suddenly felt a burst of emptiness, it seemed that the days without monsters were not so cool, and he immediately scolded the slut, he came to Jiangnan to enjoy happiness desperately, and now this day is so comfortable, but it is not exciting enough, this is not his own doing, I have only heard of drug addiction, I have not heard that catching monsters will also be addicted, Taoist I am so fond of animals......

When he was thinking wildly, Miao Sansi came to worship as usual, and saw that the Taoist priest was only wearing underwear, with a non-mainstream head shape, and a pair of homemade slippers on his feet.

"Thinking about the day when you were a newcomer, but it was like a strong dragon crossing the river, first picking a big insect, and then fighting the group, no one knows what a majesty, how domineering! Look at now, there are still a few people on the street who can recognize you, and now you are a fat dragon sinking river!"

Daoist Li blinked his eyes and said coldly, "Have you run out of money?"

Miao Sansi's face suddenly changed, and he squeezed out a flattering smile: "Senior brother, you know me, don't you spend it all?"

"I'll go, it's really, I can't figure it out, twenty taels of silver, the amount that ordinary people can earn without eating or drinking for several years, you just go to Xinghualou every day, and you won't spend it so quickly, just your body, it doesn't look like you can deal with a few in one night?"

"Ahem, this one, I followed Brother Zhu Leopard to the gambling house a few times, and if I didn't pay attention, it was gone. ”

"When did you hook up with Zhu Leopard, you don't know who he is, the gangsters on the street, the green skins in the alleys, you can't learn something good with him?"

"Brother Leopard is not the protector of our Qingcheng faction, junior brother, I will think about dealing with him well, this comes and goes, senior brother, you know," Miao Sansi said.

The Taoist priest mocked the other party fiercely, but there was a Tao who was still thinking about it, or a certain string in his heart was touched, he hesitated a little, and walked back and forth in the hall several times, looking at the other party's eyes.

"Senior brother, have you thought about it?"

Daoist Li touched his flat chest and soft belly, and couldn't help sighing: "It's only been a few days, Daoist, my originally strong pectoralis major muscles, perfect six-pack abs, why are they gone?"

"It's time to go out and exercise, and release the news to the big dogs in the city, our Qingcheng Daoist is ready to go out of the mountain!"

But there is a saying that the outdated Internet celebrity is not as good as a dog, and the down-and-out star is not as good as a chicken, no matter how high the value and fame are, it can't stand the lack of exposure and hype for a long time, and I stayed at home for two days, according to the news from Miao Sansi, I can't get a job!

The rules of the antique industry are 'don't open for three years, open for three years,' this Taoist industry is similar, and demons and monsters are not there every day, even if they do, as long as people don't harm mortals, what reason do you use to deal with it, it doesn't look pleasing to the eye?

There is a way to be blessed and unparalleled, and the disaster is not a single line, the Taoist priest has just suddenly discovered that his main business - worship to the gods (beauty and health club), the business volume actually has a downward trend, a little inquiry, only to know that the lady is not a fool, although he put the oil, massage, The service of pinching feet and other services is amazing, but this is not a particularly technical guy after all, the maids and maids have learned a few times, and then the women thought, isn't it the same to do it at home, close and don't spend money, what's even more hateful is that someone turned around to grab their own business after learning, and the leader is the fat woman, Fu Yin's sister-in-law!

Daoist Li is also a man after all, after all, there is a layer of separation, if it is led by the sister-in-law Yin of this mansion, these women and ladies will no longer have to worry about other people's gossip, and with Yu Deputy Xie Yuan going to Beijing to catch the exam, the story is coming to an end, and the Taoist priest's business actually has a tendency to be eliminated.

'Be prepared for danger in times of peace, be prepared for danger in times of peace, Dao Ye really made a big mistake, who said that the ancients were stupid, come out! I can't beat him!' Daoist Li is really anxious now, he is now raising more than a dozen people by himself, food, clothing, housing and transportation is a lot of money, and the ugly girl alone can top ten strong men!

"It's really not good, in the future, those guys with hundreds of texts introduced by Miao Sansi will also do it, no matter how small the mosquito is, it is also a meat, although it is a shame, but which first-line star has not gone through the hole and sold, no way, we are now in the trough area of our career, the requirements are not too high, as long as it is not a job to sell butts, you can consider it, okay, as long as the other party's appearance is above seventy, this scale can also be lowered a little more,'

The Taoist priest was entangled for a long time, and was just about to go out to inquire about the market, when he bumped into a girl with a face of about eighty-five points at the door?

"Little fish?"

The other party looked very anxious and said, "Daoist Li, let's go in and talk." ”

"Go in?" Daoist I'm just about to go out," the Taoist priest muttered in his heart, welcomed her into the door, and after taking a seat, he said, "Why are you here alone, what about your wife?" ”

"Relatives, what relatives, a pack of white-eyed wolves!" said the little fish through gritted teeth.

"Yo, what's the situation, let's hear it," the Taoist priest has been unlucky these days, and it is rare to hear that someone is unlucky together, and he suddenly became interested.

According to Xiaoyu, ten months ago, Mrs. Dong's family came to a group of relatives, she was out of the procurement at that time, I don't know the specific situation, and later learned that this group of old and young people is not Mrs. Shandong's mother's family, it is the dead ghost husband's side, I heard that it was a bandit, and I came to defect.

Whether it is ancient or modern, the most difficult relationship is to belong to poor relatives and poor villagers, and a bad reputation will be ruined, especially a widow like Mrs. Dong, although the family has been separated, who dares to say that the inheritance left by this husband does not have a part of this relative.

Therefore, as Mrs.'s intimate maid and senior housekeeper, Xiaoyu also serves them very diligently, not only eating and living are the best, but also arranging friends for them everywhere, all of them are good errands in the city, living with less money and more close to home, but these people not only appreciate it, they eat and drink for nothing and don't work, but they also do something to her led by several nephews.

This can infuriate her, what kind of character is Xiaoyu, who can help the weak Mrs. Dong to protect this big inheritance and family business, and it is also running very well, and it is growing every year;

As a result, strange things happened, the other party didn't have any fart things, but the few green skin noses and blue faces were swollen, and I can't say how they were beaten, which is okay, at most it shows that the other party's force value is high, but under the secret observation of Xiaoyu, I found that the behavior of these evil young people is very weird, such as never undressing when sleeping, never spitting out bones when eating chickens, ducks and fish, and since they came, there will occasionally be one or two fewer domestic livestock.

"So, you suspect they're youkai?"

Xiao Yu nodded seriously and pleaded: "I know that the Dao Chief's mana is strong, and my wife and I are old friends with the Dao Chief, so I can only ask you for help." ”

"It's no problem to catch monsters, I also admire a chaste woman like Madame," Daoist Li touched the bridge of his nose, "But there is an old saying that is good, talking about money hurts feelings, and talking about feelings hurts money, poor Dao has been living in embarrassment and shyness recently, so he said-"

"How much money are you going to pay?" (To be continued.) )