Chapter 66: Poetry Club I

Life is so entangled, when the cultivation was still low in the past, people could see ghosts in broad daylight, walk all the way and touch all the way, and play Taoist desire, immortal desire, and death;

Therefore, the Taoist priest can only spend his efforts on cultivation, especially the newly upgraded "Volcano Ding Stove" method, which needs to stabilize the realm, and the other "Lung God Method" is even more strange, absorbing a large amount of medicinal power of Zhidan, but no matter how the Taoist priest experiments, he just can't find the use of the white qi in the lungs, so it is said that this ancient qi refiner deserves to be extinct, and you don't know how to use it when you create the exercises.

In fact, Taoist priests usually practice hard, of course, this hard work does not mean that they can find a cave or basement house for a few years, that is, the so-called retreat cultivation of outsiders, it seems that the effect is quite good, but the problem is that you need to close when you reach the level! If you are not level enough, you will close, which can only cause lumbar disc herniation and osteoporosis, and no matter what kind of profession, I have never seen a level that can be piled up by brainless time, perhaps civil servants are exceptional, but the Taoist profession is definitely not among them.

Taoist cultivation pays attention to wealth, land, law, and couples, wealth, Taoist priests are earning every day, don't think it's vulgar, if you don't have it, where do you come from ginseng and Ganoderma lucidum and other tonic medicinal materials, where do you come from Taoist books, alchemy, alchemy, and demon catching materials are not all falling from the sky;

As for the law, when the Taoist priest first came out of the mountain, he would only be able to use the "Xuandu Shangpin" of his own door, but now he is practicing at the same time the outer Dan technique taught by the immortals, and the method of the ancient qi refiner, and the grade has gone up all of a sudden.

The last couple, usually speaking, this refers to Taoist friends and senior brothers, who can learn from each other, but this can't be helped, the Qingcheng faction has been passed down through the dynasties, and he can't destroy the ancestral teachings; so the Taoist priest decided to find a few more partners, cough cough, if the initiates can't do it, they can engage in double cultivation, so they say, are we here to flirt with our sister? Obviously not, let's practice for practice! Do you understand for practice!

To sum up, Li Daoshi is a conscientious and positive Taoist practitioner, although he is still a black household and has no qualification certificate.

And now, the Taoist priest is contemplating this fish and dragon Taiji diagram, every change in it, can bring new inspiration and opportunities to themselves, the book from the ground, the image of the dragon and the phoenix, the dragon is the "head of the scale clan", "the king of all beasts", the phoenix is the "head of the feather clan" and "the king of birds", the dragon and the phoenix and the song, it can predict the penal code, ghosts, divination, dreams, warnings, and conquests.

And this time the change is particularly intense, the celestial phenomena, the terrain, all beings, swords, clouds, evil qi, more and more fast, seeing that the Taoist priest is about to immerse himself in it, suddenly his eyes hurt, interrupting his special state, the Taoist priest opened his eyes instantly, the fierce and wild breath burst out from the pupils, and suddenly there were a few whimpering sounds in the room, the two stool legs trembled, and the two front legs bent and softened.

The giant snake with four hands and eight arms, the giant like a mountain, the nine-headed turtle that stirs the waves of the sea, and the dragon and flying snake in the sky, the wild scenes of mountains and seas emerge endlessly like a 3D movie picture, and in the end he can't bear it himself, and he forcibly closes his eyes, and then he falls into darkness again.

"Huhu-" The Taoist priest gasped, although he didn't know why the Ichthyosaurus Taiji Diagram had changed so drastically recently, but the reaction of these eyes must have been affected by it, the two were both products of the same era, if there was no connection, then the ghost didn't believe it, but, what did it want to express?

Although Daoist Li doesn't know the origin of this heavy pupil Tianyan, he has never heard of someone who has suffered the same as himself, there is a way that is rare and expensive, he doesn't believe that this thing only has the ability to 'detect qi', but every time he uses various methods to study, the answer given is this kind of Hollywood blockbuster-level special effects, so is the answer in these pictures? But it seems that the monsters and monsters that appear every time are different, except for ......

"Brother Li, Brother Li Taike has come to visit you in Xiaosheng. ”

A voice suddenly came from outside the house, and it seemed that there was only one person who called himself like this - Du Shunerd?

Sure enough, when the Taoist priest went out, he saw this stupid face and innocent eyes, and said in surprise: "Brother Li, I finally see you again!"

Anyway, didn't this guy go to the capital to participate in the palace test, why did it end so quickly? Daoist Li was a little puzzled, but after a little inquiry, he found that the person in front of him was also a cow!

β€œ...... In the next and a group of classmates walked halfway, looking at the morning sun in front of me, heavy mountains and mountains, suddenly woke up, if this time is spent in the scientific examination as an official, intrigues, wouldn't it be lonely for a good age, so in the next goodbye to friends, along the way to watch the wind and enjoy the moon, tour the mountains and rivers, archaeology and scriptures, study the literati in various places, a careless, and returned to this Luodu, thinking that there is my friend Li Brother Tai here, so I came to pay a visit. ”

β€œ......”

Although the Taoist priest doesn't know much about the process of the imperial examination, this palace examination seems to be an interview for the emperor Lao'er, so you just put His Majesty's pigeon like this? Are you so ** Your parents know? He can imagine that in the Chang'an Palace, the emperor Lao'er looked at the roster, his face was full of question marks, "Who is that?" Why didn't you see him, could it be that he hung up, otherwise why wouldn't you see anyone?'

Seeing that the Taoist priest was silent for a long time, Du Shudao said cautiously: "That Brother Li, don't you also think that Xiaosheng has done something wrong?"

"No, no, no," there are too many normal people, and Daoist Li has always admired strange characters, "Well, the mentality of freelance practitioners is not incomprehensible." ”

"I'll just say, even if others don't understand, Brother Li will definitely be able to understand Xiaosheng, he is my confidant!" Du Shudu said happily.

"Who is a confidant with you, is Dao Ye very familiar with you? I'm just a confidant of the majority of women compatriots," Daoist Li complained in his heart, and then coughed dryly, "Then Brother Yu has something important today, if it's okay, let's have a light meal in the poor Dao's mansion." ”

"No, no, thank you, brother, a few friends have set up a table and banquet in Xinghualou, I'm afraid it won't work today. ”

Hey! This kid is honest on the surface, and his nightlife is quite rich, "Then I won't delay Brother Yu," Li Taoist served tea to send guests, just kidding, you are going to be cool and crooked, Taoist has to study hard at home and practice every day, I don't know if I don't compare, this comparison is unbalanced, the welfare of the scholar's profession seems to be much better than that of the Taoist, as long as he is responsible for writing poems and picking up girls, dancing and writing can be inked, we don't envy it, hum!

Who knew that Yu Shudut turned around from the door and came back, and said embarrassedly: "Why don't you go with Brother Li?"

"I'll go, it's not appropriate, I don't have a reputation. Daoist Li was stunned for a moment and replied.

"Well, let's not hide it, my friends are the best at playing tricks on Xiaosheng, cough cough, it's not malicious, but if there are outsiders, they should be a lot more restrained, please brother. ”

Just kidding, what is the matter with you being teased by Guan Daoye, a philosopher once said that your happiness is based on the pain of others, I am not happy if you are in pain, and I hurriedly refused sternly, I am an authentic descendant of Qingcheng, go to the Qinglou with you, and don't be laughed at by my peers!

Yu Shudu made a bitter face and said: "Today, Xinghualou heard that there is also a capital Oiran warm-up, the scene is very big, if it is embarrassing there, it is not a big loss." ”

"Wait, you tell Dao Ye again!?"

So, after a pillar of incense, Daoist Li and Shu Yu, dressed as scholars, appeared at the door of Xinghualou, "Brother Yu, how about I dress up?"

"Brother Li's dress is really sword-eyed and starry-eyed, and he looks like Pan An. ”

"Poor Dao, bah! Xiaosheng admires you as an upright person. ”

This ancient Qinglou Chu Pavilion, it is also divided into grades, the lowest is the private kiln, generally is swept out of the old prostitutes or widowed women who have no livelihood to make a living, and it has no faΓ§ade, usually only called who is who's house, who who is the house and the like, such as what Zhao Liujia, Yang Qifang; and the official, formal is called a certain courtyard or a certain building, this Xinghualou is the largest official entertainment place in Luodu, the government tax has two or three percent of it depends on its flowing water, the amount of gold swallowing can be imagined.

It is said that Daoist Li has been in Luodu for almost half a year, and the conscience of heaven and earth, except for the time when his eyeballs fell, he really hasn't visited here, so is it wrong to say that we are such a pure person, it is rare to be chic once? Besides, this is a legal business in this dynasty, and this time it was the master of the family who invited me to come, so if it is really the yamen to sweep the yellow, Du Shudu, you remember to help me take it out.

The two went up to the third floor and met Du Shudu's three classmates and friends on a mat in North Point, namely Zhang Shusheng, Zhao Shusheng and Liu Shusheng, all of whom were famous for their talents.

There is a way that people gather by like, and things are grouped, and those who can make friends with a stupid white sweet like Du Shudao are not those with bad intentions; then again, why is it that Dao Ye is not in contact with a gangster like Zhu Leopard, or an unemployed vagrant like Miao Sansi, or a high-ranking commissioner like Sima who is anti-gang against his master, and he doesn't have a normal person.

"Brother Du, Brother Li, just drinking and chatting is a little boring, why don't you invite a few beautiful women to be your companions?" Zhao Shusheng said ambiguously.

Li Daoist was in good spirits, the drama meat came, what fun was there with a few nerds, of course, it was interesting to enjoy the moon with the girls, I saw him clapping his palms, and five slender and charming beauties wearing painting clothes walked out behind the screen, first gave a salute to a few people, and then these few scholars returned the salute, and then they chose to sit down according to their personal preferences, chatted and chatted, and persuaded to drink, the scene was very, well, elegant.

To be honest, the Taoist priest is a little disappointed, the feeling of drinking is really to drink, there is a girl to accompany or to drink, there is no spare time? It seems that this high-end occasion is really not suitable for himself, he is still relatively simple and rude, what 'uncle, I'll feed you to drink,' uncle will come to play next time,' this style is more suitable for his own family.

Fortunately, as the atmosphere gradually warmed up, it was inevitable to rub and touch each other, and after a long time, it turned out that you liked this tune; the banquet was inevitably boring just drinking, so a few people decided to play some games first, the easiest first - guessing. (To be continued.) )