Chapter 67: Poetry Meeting II
This guess piece,Actually, it's a very untechnical game.,There are a lot of ways to play.,Tonight's game is to guess the piece with a poem.,That is, one of the girls hid something on the body.,And then use verses to prompt.,Those who don't guess will be punished for drinking;The prostitute who called the green warbler quietly flipped over.,Then hid her hand behind her.,And chanted a poem:"Double crested head forward, green warbler hides in his hand.。 ”
"But Feng Hai?" asked Zhao Shusheng.
"Headscarf?" asked Liu Shusheng.
"Jewelry?" Zhang Shusheng asked.
The woman shook her head again and again, and when it was Du Shudu's turn, she saw him frowning and thinking for a while before she said, "I don't know about it later!"
The three of them looked at Daoist Li at the same time, this nerd, don't you know if you need to think about it for so long? and looked at Daoist Li at the same time, among whom Zhang Shusheng said, "Brother Li has an idea?"
"Earrings," Daoist Li grinned, is this question difficult to answer? Of the five women, two of them wore earrings of the same style, and the others had different headdresses, and Lu Ying opened her hand, and sure enough, it was a pair of green stone earrings.
"Brother Li has good eyesight!"
"Brother Li has a hand!"
'No, it's just that you don't have enough intelligence,' said Daoist Li silently.
Next, it shows the sullen side of these scholars, this punishment for wine is punishment, and the woman next to him has to serve it, but Du Shudu's face turned red and he stumbled and drank the wine.
After that, the five women took turns to come up with the question, saying that it was a poem, in fact, it was similar to a sharp turn in the brain, about half of the Taoist priests could guess it, and the other three scholars could also guess three or four, only Du Shudud was the most unlucky, he didn't guess it once, he was poured a belly bulging, his face was red, and the Taoist priests who saw it were a little entangled, this guy was really an upright boy, and he couldn't guess at all.
'A bunch of bad guys!'
Daoist Li was stunned for a moment, and then glanced at the five female prostitutes in front of him, who seemed to be pouring wine and laughing, and this sentence didn't look like what they said.
"Let's change the way we play, otherwise when it's over, Brother Du will be carried out by us," Zhang Shusheng said when he saw that the joke was almost open.
"It should be. "Let's guess the dice instead." ”
This group of guys is not the kind of person who has no bottom line, Daoist Li thought silently, if it were the ones he knew in his previous life, he would be able to pour the other party until he was hospitalized, it seems that the ancients were still honest.
But the next situation is a big surprise, this guess the dice, it all depends on luck, but I didn't expect this Du nerd's luck to be so good, ten can be ten handfuls, and all the drinks are poured into the belly of the Taoist priest and others, and the Taoist priests are suspecting that this guy is pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, which has always been the style of the Taoist master.
"This, brothers, I have conceded it, and Xiaosheng doesn't know what's going on, but I can guess it," Du Shudu's face was full of embarrassment, if everyone wasn't familiar with his character, they would have thought that this guy had already started pretending.
The Taoist priest also found that it was quite interesting to mix with these scholars, although they were not the kind of 'uncle come and play' style, pay attention to sex but not lewdness, pleasure but not obscenity, it seems that they are already very satisfied with touching their little hands and drinking, what is really going to happen, it is after the door is closed, it seems that this is the style of play of the ancient literati, and it is really a little fresh taste.
When he was half-drunk, he suddenly heard a strange voice of yin and yang, "Isn't this Brother Du, Brother Du, you don't want to be named on the gold list and serve my emperor, but you are intoxicated in the rouge pile, quite like the style of Li Taibai and Liu Sanchang in ancient times." ”
I saw a young man with a crooked scarf and a slanted collar and several red marks on his face appear, and made sarcastic remarks.
"It's Bai Shaoling!"
"Tobe Squire's nephew. ”
"I heard that he didn't even pass the second list in the last imperial examination, so he could only spend money to donate a place, but it's a pity. ”
Li Daoshi suddenly, it turned out that the second generation of officials was unbalanced, and came to find the stubble of the scholar, that Zhao Shusheng was the most eye-catching, and hurriedly said: "People have their own ambitions, you can't force them, and it's also a pleasure to live between mountains and rivers." ”
"Hmph, I don't want to serve the country, I just want women, the court exempts you from taxes and reduces forced labor, how can there be such a good thing!"
Hey, brother, you look very unconvincing, Daoist Li silently watched the excitement, maybe tomorrow's headlines will be like this, the second generation of the official Bai Mou bullied people, but was beaten by a mysterious person, that's right, he is ready to be this mysterious person, a rare slap in the face plot, if he doesn't participate, how boring it will be.
I didn't think that the other party would come with a few people, well, the fox squirrel cohabited, and the people who could mix with this one were either the sons and nephews of a wealthy businessman, or a relative of someone else, in short, a litter of two generations; Taoist priests have no prejudice against their origins, but they have an impulse to rob the rich and help the poor, if they are all tied up, how much money can they make!
That Bai Shaoling really had the consciousness of a villain, and said hatefully: "Since everyone says that you Du Muwen is good, then let's compare tonight to see who can kiss the fragrance of the Murong girl from Chang'an City!"
Because Du Shudu's mind was blurry because he had drunk too much before, he muttered, "Okay." ”
"Well, if I lose, I will cover all the expenses of everyone present today! If you lose, you must do the same!"
The people around suddenly clapped their hands and coaxed, nonsense, don't come for lunch in vain, as for the grievances and entanglements, what does it matter to them.
Daoist Li also blinked, this villain's IQ is not low, he knows how to take the mass line, this is not scientific!
And after these second-generation gangs left, Liu Shusheng said worriedly: "The cost of this Xinghualou for one night, I'm afraid it's not seven or eight hundred taels of silver, even if the five of us make it together, it's not enough." ”
"You can rest assured that Mu Wen's poetry and painting standards have always been quite high, and since he agreed, he must be sure, I said right, Mu Wen?" Zhao Shusheng was quite confident.
"Hmm, what?" Du Shudu's expression was like waking up from a dream, and then after a moment, his head tilted, his eyes closed, and he actually snored directly.
“......”
"Brother Du seems to be unable to stand it," Daoist Li coughed dryly, "So, a few of you here, what is your level of poetry?"
"I can type a few crooked poems," Zhao Shusheng said embarrassedly.
"I only understand music theory, not poetry," Liu Shusheng was arrogant.
"It's good to read poetry, not to understand it. Zhang Shusheng coughed.
Shouldn't all the friends of the top students be the top students? Why are the few people in front of him all looking miserable like scumbags, Daoist Li twitched the corners of his mouth, as if he was going to lose.
"What about you, Brother Li?" asked Zhao Shusheng hopefully.
"Ahem, I've read one or two songs. ”
The "......" scene was silent for a while, there was really no one reliable, and others complained at the same time.
In just a moment, a guy dressed as a turtle male walked down the upper floor, raised his male duck voice and said, "Miss Murong is invited below!"
Everyone's eyes are staring at the door, it can also be said that today's scene is so hot, all for this beautiful woman from Chang'an City, there is a way that a foreign monk is good at chanting, which is the same in the Qinglou Chu Pavilion, not to mention that the person in front of him has also danced to His Majesty the current emperor, and that grade suddenly went straight to the sky.
I saw a beautiful woman walk in outside the door, different from the petite physique of a Jiangnan woman, the plump figure in front of her, convex and backward, the undergarment on the low chest revealed a large area of snow-white skin, the eyebrows were long and charming, especially the corners of the eyes, like a volcano that had not erupted, all of them were flattering, and seemed to have a little blue color, and every move exuded full of femininity.
And this woman is very tall, preliminarily estimated to be more than 1.8 meters, with both the grace of the East and the figure of the West, what she wants is this freshness!
"It is said that this woman's ancestors have Hu blood, and her mother, who is a Silla maid, has been learning various musical instruments since she was six years old......" For a while, even the sad face of the three scholars began to be excited, and all kinds of gossip.
'Oh, it's a half-breed,' said Daoist Li.
Then more than a dozen maidservants poured in outside the door, tightly dressed and holding swords, posing in a heroic manner.
"Look! It's a dance of neon clothes and feathers!!"
"It's a dance music dedicated to Your Majesty!"
Murong Wan smiled charmingly, the long sleeves swayed gently, the light gauze skirt slowly swayed with the dance, the waist twisted like a water snake, the beauty and the sword, red makeup and martial makeup, between the pipa and the pipa, seemed to be perfectly blended together, the high-waisted inter-colored long skirt bloomed, the whole person seemed to have turned into a bright poppy, and the fragrance on the body wafted out, suppressing all the sounds and smells.
I'm not afraid of not knowing the goods, I'm afraid of comparing goods, and this presumably, the little jasper in Xinghualou are full of a small family spirit, green, and immature, this is probably the real thoughts of the prostitutes, although at the previous moment, they were still trying their best to please each other.
After the woman danced a song, she went upstairs and walked into the curtains, and then after a while, the turtle man jumped out again and shouted: "Miss Murong said, I have heard the literary name of the southern genius for a long time, and I want to ask you to make a poem. ”
As long as you have read two books, whether you are famous or not, you can boast of being a talent, and isn't it just writing poetry, this thing relies on spirituality, and it is not your ability to read.
Suddenly, a person jumped out of the table and shouted: "Xiaosheng just came up with a poem, Miss Murong and listen to me, go to the sky every night, once you go to the joy, leave a slender shadow, and see it all over the world." ”
"Good!"
"Not bad!"
Knowing that there is no such possibility, passers-by A, B, C and D have clapped their hands, anyway, it is not a big deal to see the excitement, maybe tonight's incident will be rumored to be a good story in Luodu.
"How is it written?" Daoist Li asked Zhao Shusheng, who had the highest level among the four, of course, was also the top of the short ones.
Zhao Shusheng hesitated for a moment, "It's about the same as me." ”
I rubbed it, Dao Ye thought it was a very high level, but I didn't expect it to be the level of crooked poetry.
didn't think about it for a while, and someone on the table next to him got up and chanted: "I used to cage five bamboo shoots, dressed in tens of thousands of people, if I let Chang'e see it, I should pity it too thin." ”
Immediately afterwards, a few scholars dressed up and stood up, composing poems one after another, the level was high and low, but it was better to be above fifty points, it seems that the talents in Jiangnan, who wrote poems and pickled girls, were generally above the level line, and the three next to the Taoist priest had already begun to pinch and shoot at Du Shudu, and they looked to this one to support the scene!
After another moment, Bai Shaoling, who had just come to stir up trouble, stood up confidently, and said loudly: "In front of the faintly painted curtain, the tip of the three-inch Lingbo jade shoots is distinct, the dots are distinct, and the lotus petals are delicate; ”
After speaking, he bent down upstairs, glanced at Li Daoshi and others proudly, and then slowly sat down; everyone was in an uproar, this seems to be a glamorous poem, but the glamorous poem with the Oiran seems to be quite appropriate, and people don't care about your little thing; and in addition to the content, just from the verses of the appreciation, there are indeed some doorways, at least much better than the poems made before, and the shadow in the curtain also moved slightly.
(The selected poems in this article are all references, not original, just sauce purple) (To be continued.) )