"Young man, how long have you been dead this year, how did you die, did you marry a ghost wife in the underworld, do you want to introduce one from the Taoist master?"

"And you, this horn on your head is very good, three feet long and half an inch wide, are you the legendary one-horned ghost, I heard that the reincarnation of the Chiyou clan is also a one-horn, are you two related?"

"By the way, the end of the year is approaching, do you have any year-end bonuses, do you have subsidies for the New Year, take a few days off, ......"

Under the continuous mouth of the Taoist priest, these two yin are like the cow essence that is nagged by Tang Seng, and he has the urge to pull out the knife and give himself a double blow to his heart. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Finally, a yin cha couldn't help it, and said with a bitter face: "Your Excellency, if you don't let us go again, the time for this point is about to come, and if we miss the time limit, we will be punished." ”

"What do you little ghost say, is this official delaying you, mainly to let you rest and rest, okay, since you said so, then this official will lead you to the Yin Division. ”

Daoist Li pointed at the hook of the soul, and the waves of the sea of evil automatically separated, leading the two ghosts and two souls to go in.

After about a pillar of incense, the one-horned ghost had a strange expression: "Your Excellency, are you on the wrong path?"

"yes, by the way, I should go this way. ”

"It's not right here!!"

After some arguments, Daoist Li finally admitted that he was a road idiot, let these two ghosts lead the way, and he was responsible for guarding the two dead souls.

Taking advantage of the two ghosts' inattention, Daoist Li flicked his fingers, and a warm green qi entered Na Lu Weng's soul, and under its nourishment, the old man came to his senses almost immediately.

'Listen to me, when an old official dressed as an emperor will pass by here, you will shout out your grievances and blame yourself for everything, and then someone will help you say, remember, everything is a coincidence!'

Na Lu Weng was stunned for a moment, and then nodded inexplicably.

"What, Dao Ye suddenly remembered that he still had something to do, so he wouldn't accompany him. ”

The two ghosts turned around in amazement, but saw that Daoist Li waved his hand casually, without taking away a single cloud, and then just slipped away!?

What the hell is this guy here for! If these two inconsistencies are also passed through, they will inevitably scold: Playing soy sauce is so unprofessional!

Sure enough, but after a while, the sound of 'boom boom' came, the ghost cloud seemed to be a swift wind, and a pure black palace floated on the cloud.

But in a moment, the gate of the palace opened, and a black light fell from the sky, absorbing all four of them, and in the depths of the gate, there was an emperor with a black robe and bone crown.

In a society governed by the rule of law, there are still all kinds of strange cases, but in the ancient world, which was ruled by man, the judgment of the case was even more arbitrary, and the moral character of the person was far greater than the legal principle.

As long as the motive is good, the guilt will be greatly reduced, and even the guilt will be innocent.

And what Lu Weng did, strictly speaking, is also like this, so as long as the person concerned is not investigated, there can be an amnesty.

And this is the reason why the Taoist priest concluded that this matter could be operated.

Of course, even if this thing can be operated, then someone has to do it, and up and down the Three Realms, not many people are willing to risk angering the Queen Mother.

Therefore, this reflects the role of Li Daoye.

A few years ago, he and the idiot Cao fought from the underworld to the yang, and from the south of the Yangtze River to the north of the Yangtze River.

However, due to the intervention of Emperor Dongyue, he basically didn't even get a single hair, but this does not mean that the Taoist priest is really just a voluntary labor, and there are a lot of favors owed to others.

One of them is the king of Bian Cheng, and he is also the only Yama among the ten halls of Yama who advocates sending the foolish Han Cao to be a monk, and according to legend, there is a rather deep bald background behind it.

It is also for this reason that when the Taoist priest asked to come to the door, the other party agreed quite happily and took the job.

And this chance encounter was deliberately arranged by him, in case the queen mother talked about it, it would be good to have an explanation.

Big things become small things, and small things turn into nothing, this is all he Li Daoye's calculations;

............

"Niang Niang has already sent a message, and the heavenly maiden who was seduced down will be punished to the Hundred Gardens, and she will be banned for two hundred years, and I will be responsible for taking care of it," the Hundred Flowers Fairy said calmly.

"Wouldn't that be good," Daoist Li grinned, with this fairy leader taking care of her, where could that heavenly maiden suffer, it was nothing more than from planting one flower to planting two flowers.

The Hundred Flowers Fairy glared at the other party fiercely, as if she was very dissatisfied with the other party's heartlessness, and said: "The princess is greedy for the world, and she doesn't want to go back to anything, and I'm like this now, and it's not very easy to persuade others." ”

"That's natural, you have made a special trip to be a junior for others, no, it's a concubine," Daoist Li muttered in his heart.

"Therefore, the duty of taking care of the princess will fall on you. ”

"What?"

"The rest is enough, if I find out, the princess is in love with a man in the world, she is desperately punished by the queen mother, and she has to expose it, it's all because of you!" Baihuagu said coldly.

"What's the matter with this Daoist! I'm also forced, okay," Daoist Li's eyes widened, but the other party didn't explain to him at all, and he was very proud to go to the promising profession of being a concubine.

"Forget it, after all, there are still requests for others, besides, with a high-quality man like Dao Ye by his side, it is not easy for the sixth princess to fall in love with others," Daoist Li could only comfort himself like this.

There is a way to eat people is the shortest, and the hands of people are short, and Daoist Li also hopes that if there is a shortage of fairies in Yaochi one day, let the other party recommend his two sisters.

But this is just a backup plan, there is a character like the Queen Mother with her own mother-in-law attributes, if she really wants to become a Yaochi fairy, it is not even convenient to date, first record, just record.

............

The words were divided into two ends, and Daoist Li finally got the Lu father and son, got all kinds of secret secrets from the Demon Gate, and started his own trip to Guangcheng Treasure.

On the other hand, the gourd babies are also on their own journey to subdue demons and eliminate demons, and since this time it is not an assessment, the Taoist priest did not prohibit them from acting together.

Therefore, except for the arrogant Xiao San, and Xiao Qi, who no one can guess, the others are paired in pairs, and Boss Guo is even more wonderful, the wolf wife is worried that her grandson will not eat or sleep well on the road, so she actually followed.

It was enough for Daoist Li to take an ugly Lori to travel back then, and Boss Guo actually took an old wolf demon to subdue demons and eliminate demons, which inherited and carried forward the style of Taoist priests.

And this time, it was Guo Laosi and Guo Xiaoliu who were together.

"Fourth brother, I'm a little scared," Guo Xiaoliu said tremblingly.

"What are you afraid of, with me, I don't know any demons and monsters," Guo Laosi snorted.

The fourth child has always been conceited, and he wanted to act alone like Xiao San and Xiao Qi, but this Xiao Liu had to hug his thighs even if he was alive or dead, and he couldn't get rid of it, so he had to take this oil bottle.

"Go, inquire, where are we here?"

Guo Xiaoliu was obedient, looked left and right, and found a figure leaning against the corner.

"Uncle, where is this?"

"Where, are you going to Songjiazhuang to apply for a teaching job, let me tell you, as long as you apply, it will be a lot of benefits......

"No, uncle, I'm asking you, where is this?"

"Let me tell you, this Songjiazhuang is a treasure of feng shui, especially those dolls, they are really smart and clever. ”

Guo Xiaoliu was stunned, the person who spoke suddenly lifted his straw hat, revealing a pair of rather weird and terrifying cross-eyed eyes, put his whole face in front of him, and screamed in a strange voice: "Don't go yet!"

At that moment, Guo Xiaoliu's frightened legs were also shaking, his hands were shaking, and tears were rushing out, if he hadn't drunk much water today, he was afraid that the bottom would have been wet.

"Fourth, fourth brother, help!!"

Guo Laosi's face turned dark, he didn't think that this guy was so useless, he didn't retreat but advanced, his heart, liver, spleen, lungs, and kidneys shrank and flicked, and the human body's current exploded.

In the depths of the palm, five thunder patterns automatically appeared, subduing demons and eliminating demons - five thunder palms!

With a series of sounds, the cross-eyed suddenly trembled with electricity, and he fell to the ground trembling and foaming.

"Huh, you can still move, it's not a monster, it's just an epileptic maniac, and it can scare you." Guo Laosi said disdainfully.

"Fourth brother, you have even refined five thunder palms, isn't this a skill that only the eldest brother can do," Guo Xiaoliu showed an expression of admiration.

"Hmph, among our seven brothers, don't think that only the eldest and the youngest seven are the highest, I, Guo Si, will definitely stand on the top of the world like Master in the future!"

Guo Laosi's frenzied Kuba with a full face fully demonstrates what it means to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger.

"Since this madman keeps talking about that Songjiazhuang, let's go and see what's weird there!"

"What, Fourth Brother, let's not go, it sounds so dangerous there!" Guo Xiaoliu said with a bitter face.

"If it's not dangerous, what's the point of Master asking us to come out and hone—"

............

Luodu, Cao Fu –

"As soon as the master leaves, people are very bored, and they don't have a senior brother to accompany them," Cao Mian applied lip gloss and powder, and Gu Jing mourned to himself.

The pseudo-lady was struggling with whether to buy some clothes or learn some needlework, when suddenly a cold wind blew, and the doors and windows made a 'clang' sound, and then a ghost with a head as big as a pot and a sharp mouth and a smooth mouth appeared.

"I said why is this place so attractive to me, it turns out that there is a natural ghost body, as long as I eat you, I can become an adult!"

"You, don't come here, or I, my master—" Cao Mian's face suddenly turned pale with fright, and his mind was blank.

The little ghost screamed, and immediately pounced, and then, it was eaten by Cao Mian Noodles......