There are many versions of the story of Wei Zheng slaying the dragon, but the protagonist has not changed much, a certain dragon king who died and a Taoist priest who is a fortune teller. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

The dragon king who died made his own decisions, changed the number of days, spread clouds at the hour, thundered at the hour, rained at noon, and did not reach the business indicators of the rain stop, and then he was taken down by the top boss and was stabbed by the way.

This story tells us two truths, first, gambling is harmful, and second, don't mess with Taoist priests, especially Taoist priests who can tell fortunes.

But this is not the point, the point is that the Jade Emperor's way of cleaning up people this time is very fresh and refined, and he did not follow the conventional process, but directly let the contemporary prime minister, that is, Wei Lao'er, 'click' in his dream, and he was simply decisive and neat.

According to Daoist Li's guess, there may be two reasons for this, one is that the Four Seas Dragon Clan has a big business and too many related households, if you follow the regular process, the people who intercede can line up from the Lingxiao Treasure Hall to the South Heavenly Gate.

The second is also worried that someone will secretly report to the other party, so he simply didn't even send the immortals, and directly asked the nether people to do it.

The prime minister, the ruler of the world, the emperor and the emperor, since the blessing of human luck, the old dragon king rains indiscriminately, and the people are miserable, the righteousness is in me, and the humanity oppresses the gods, so naturally he wants to be killed.

There is a way for the husband to sing with the wife, and the Taoist priest did not expect that the queen mother also played this hand.

The white vast dream, can't go up to the sky, can't fall to the ground, Lu Weng and Lu Er's father and son appeared here in a daze, drowsy, only know that they walked forward in a trance, I don't know how long it took, entered a yamen, the mirror was hanging high, the dog's head, the tiger's head, the dragon's head, the three guillotines were hung high, and the officials in the hall couldn't see their faces clearly, but they were full of righteousness, such as open fire and high candles, or like Wuyue Mountain, suppressed it, making people almost breathless.

"Who's in the hall?"

"Lu Mo (Lu Weng's real name), Lu Er. ”

"What did you do?"

"Seducing the Heavenly Maiden, with no treacherous intentions, committing adultery. ”

"What is the sin?"

"Ask. ”

Every time the high-ranking official asked, the father and son couldn't help but reply, all of them were true and reasonable, with a heavenly constitution in their mouths, and they followed the law, probably so.

"What is the sin?"

"Ask!"

This time, layers of echoes seemed to sound in all directions, and with a 'boom', the dog guillotine was raised high, and the cold light was shining.

Among the three guillotine knives, the dog-headed slashes the common people, the tiger-headed slashes the doctors, and the dragon head beheads the princes and nobles, and to deal with these two, it is enough to use the dog-headed guillotine.

Under Leng Sensen's guillotine, two human heads were hanging, and they were about to be cut in two, but at this moment, a loud shout suddenly sounded: "Keep people under the knife!"

The face of the high-ranking official in the hall changed unchanged, and he said straightly: "Chop!"

"The beauty of thought!"

A green light shot in, instantly wrapped around the blade, but the blade's residual momentum was unabated, and an inexplicable fluctuation flashed in the blade, and the extremely pure green cloud light did not resist at all.

"Humane Light!"

The power of humanity is small and small, it cannot be seen, it cannot be touched, and almost no one knows how to use it, but together with the Heavenly Dao, it has become the foundation for the construction of the Three Realms, and under this law, there is no exception.

Fortunately, at this one-ten-thousandth moment, the same kind of fluctuating vortex was generated, the catastrophe turned around, and the momentum was transferred, and Li Daoist Yun made the method of fortune reversal taught by the gambling god at the beginning delayed for a second or two.

Then there was a 'ding', sparks splashed everywhere, and then I heard the screams of the Taoist priests.

"Lao Wang, you are really ruthless, Dao Ye remembers you!"

I saw that the person sitting on the high hall was not the Qing official of the dynasty, the minister who took care of his life, the mainstay, and who was the old man Wang.

It turned out that at the last moment, the Taoist priest first used fortune to live together, fixed this guillotine, although under the law, no one is treated equally, but after all, the ancient qi is not the product of the three worlds, and it is just blocked this knife, but it is not without a price, and the half-foot-long opening on Daoist Li's arm is the best proof.

Directly hurts the soul, and this injury is not very easy to heal.

Lao Wang's face softened, and he said: "Daoist, this official is not unkind, so why don't you stop you by the order of the upper realm to kill the traitor!"

"Who wants to stop it, is Dao Ye the kind of person who knows the law and breaks the law, but with the relationship between the two of us, can't we wait?" said Daoist Li with bared teeth.

Seeing that Lao Wang was about to open his mouth to refuse, the Taoist priest hurriedly resorted to a killer move, "Don't look at the face of the monk and look at the face of the Buddha." Even if you don't look at Daoye, you have to look at your daughter Wang Wei's face, Lao Wang, don't forget, Dao Ye didn't save her once or twice. ”

If there is still a hesitation in this world, it must be Wei Ge'er, fortunately, the relationship between Dao Ye and Wei Ge'er is good, and the world knows that it is a brother who sleeps in the same bed.

"Do you really just want to wait?" said the old king suspiciously.

"Of course, Dao Ye doesn't even dare to violate the laws of the world, let alone the heavenly rules of the immortal world, if the above really can't change his mind, at that time, Lao Wang, you will be too late to 'click' the other party. ”

Just like he knew Lao Wang, Lao Wang also knew what kind of temperament this Taoist priest was, greed for life and fear of death had become instinct, and he struggled for a long time before he said: "That's it, wait for half an hour." ”

"Just kidding, with the relationship between Dao Ye and you, it will take six hours to talk about it. ”

"An hour at most!"

"Oh, Lao Wang, don't be shameless, believe it or not, let Wei Ge'er not recognize you as a father!"

After some friendly consultation, Lao Wang finally decided to wait for another three hours, as soon as the time came, it was the king of heaven Lao Tzu, which would not work, in addition, the old official also made a request, asking the Taoist priest to do him a small favor.

"What? Lao Wang, when did you become so routine, and you actually played insider trading!" "Daoist Li's face was full of incredulity.

Lao Wang was ashamed and angry, and shouted: "What are you talking nonsense about this little Taoist priest, this official is dedicated to the public, how can he ever have selfish intentions." ”

According to him, recently, the local officials have passed on a chapter saying that Shuixian is thousands of miles away, buckwheat does not grow, and rice does not grow.

Jiangnan is the granary of Middle Earth, and near Shui County, it is the area with the highest grain output in the Jiangnan region, which suddenly went wrong, the government and the opposition were shocked, even the sick emperor Lao'er, personally instructed to pay attention to this matter, Lao Wang naturally did not want to stand idly by, and suddenly thought of his almighty little Tinker Bell - Li Daoshi.

"Shuixian," Daoist Li recalled, it seems that it is in the Ganwan generation, if he leaves for Jiangxi, he will also be on the way, Lao Wang has rarely given himself extrajudicial graces, and his face is not good, so he has to say: "I said it in advance, Dao Ye will help you go and see it at most." ”

Time passed minute by minute, seeing that the three hours were coming, and there was still no movement on it, the Taoist priest couldn't help but feel a little irritable, the old woman of the Queen Mother wouldn't really want to kill these two people, if she really wanted to stab, even if it was him Li Daoshi, he really didn't dare to stop it.

Fortunately, between the last incense, a boy with a decree flew in the dream, chanting: "According to the decree of the Queen Mother, although Lu Mo is rebellious, but the original intention is the son after all, read his love of licking calves, save his soul from flying away, and press into the hell of pulling out the tongue for three hundred years, in order to punish him, and his son Lu Er, blasphemed the goddess, pressed into the oil pot hell, punished for a hundred years, Qin this!"

"Commandment. ”

Daoist Li slowly opened his eyes, breathed a long sigh of relief, and suddenly had a pain in his right arm, and suddenly bared his teeth and grinned, and scolded Lao Wang hundreds of times in his heart.

Although the injury is not visible to the naked eye, this soul is injured, and if it is not recuperated for three or five months, it will not be better, fortunately, the Taoist master is now full of three souls and seven souls, and the soul is harmonious, otherwise if there is really any root of the disease, I will have to sleep in the same bed with my good brother Wei Geer every day.

After waking up, I found that these two people, Lu Weng and Lu Er, were still asleep, and suddenly felt that something was wrong, and probed the two of them to snort, but they were angry and frowned again.

"Clear and clear, non-deuce is true. The three souls return to the body, and the seven spirits are peaceful. The light of the stage is ghostly, and the speed is attached to the child's body. Haste as a law!"

After the spell was finished, he clicked a few times on the two of them, but there was still no response, and he suddenly said angrily: "Damn, when did the efficiency of the underworld become so high!"

............

"The sky is hard to take, the earth is hard to stay, the world can't stay, follow me to the underworld," accompanied by a strange ballad, and the sound of chains, a cold wind blew, and four figures walked out of the fog.

Yin cha will bring criminals from the yang world to the underworld, to enter the sea of evil, wash out all the sins on the ghosts, and then cross the bridge of life and death, life does not bring, death does not take away, the breath of life is dispersed, and the next thing is to enter the ghost gate, punish and convict, and go through the regular process.

This sea of evil, also known as the sea of desire, is a special place in the two realms of yin and yang, the five aggregates are blurred, all beings are blurred, looking at it from a distance, it is like an ocean covered by fog, but the sea water is blue and red, flashing with strange colors.

"It's almost there," one of the yin cha asked, touching the fangs of his jaw.

"This is the person designated above, there can't be a problem," another Yin cha lifted the chain, and at the other end of the chain was the Lu father and son who were tied up.

"Let's go. ”

As soon as the voices of these two yin people fell, they suddenly heard someone say lazily: "What a coincidence, I didn't expect to meet a colleague here." ”

"Who are you?!" the two yin cha raised the black fork and shouted in unison.

"Why, you don't even know me, don't you say hello when you see your boss. ”

A hook as black as ink peeked out of the air, and it was the symbol of the judge of the underworld, the hook of the soul.

Then the figure of the Taoist priest slowly appeared, and said with a smile: "The Taoist just wanted to return to the underworld from the yang world, but he didn't think about it, but he ran into you, fate, big brother-"