Chapter 49: The Funeral

"Dao Chief, you medicine, it's not that the little woman doesn't give you face, but for the sake of my sisters and sisters, I have to tell the truth, what is the effect ......of this medicine?" the rich woman sneered a few words, and before she finished speaking, there was a surprised sigh of 'wow' around her.

"What, what's wrong?" said the rich woman, why didn't the girls in front of her look at her right, wait, where did the fragrance come from?

How to describe this fragrance, faint, but intoxicating, that is, there is the gloom of musk, and the fragrance of cinnamon, and the warmth of benzoin, and most importantly, these aromas melt together, there is a seductive taste, stimulating people's hormones, seducing men's senses, oh my God!

I don't know when, there is a big mirror in front of her, the mirror is plump and full, the elephant legs in the past now look so tender and white, and the fingers, the brilliance of those gold and silver jewelry reflects the soft red and tender, and the face, in the past, the big basin face, roe deer eyes, and the wind ears that I hated to see the most combined, there is a maverick beauty, no vulgarity, how can it be lined out of the real luxury, where is this, this is clearly Yang Guifei!!

"You have all seen it, this is the effect of my aromatic pill, to stimulate your hidden body fragrance, beauty, this medicine is made of the inner pill of the nine-tailed fox essence, the leaf petals of the hundred-year-old Ganoderma lucidum, and the vermilion grass that grows on the top of Qingcheng Mountain, and other 7749 flavor medicinal materials......" Li Daoist boasted without changing his face, in fact, except for the charm beads of the fox lady, they are all rotten street medicinal materials, just like he said, it is non-toxic and harmless, the important thing is the effect! Even if the charm aura of the fox spirit is blessed on the ugly girl, it can cause quite an incredible effect, and the best example is in front of you.

"Ladies who have not left the cabinet, do you still have to worry about not being able to find Ruyi Langjun? Come one before the blind date, married wives, do you still need to worry about the husband taking a concubine outside? Before going to bed, even including the elderly aunts, do you want to exchange hair with your big officials and old friends? Don't worry, you can still do it!!"

"Although the effect of this medicine can only last for three hours, but a look back, a turn, and an appointment, it will be a mountain alliance and a sea oath, love is stronger than gold, give yourself a chance, a chance for you to control your own destiny!!"

After Daoist Li finished flickering, he still felt a little cold, why didn't he clap his hands in appreciation, but when he turned his head to look, Mom! There are so many female goblins who want to eat people! Looking at their heavy breathing, as well as those glowing eyes and distorted expressions, he has no doubt that if he has one in his hand, he will be thrown to the ground in an instant, how can this kind of modern rotten street advertising words have such a great effect? Or did he ignore the ancient times when there was no Botox, no silicone, and no diet pills, how attractive a pill that could enhance charm was?

"Dao Chief, I want!

"Taoist, the slave family is a devout believer in the Three Qing Sects, this thing must be used for me first!"

"The concubine is rich, I will pay ten taels, no, it is thirty taels of silver to buy!!"

"My father is the governor of Huzhou, and this medicine is mine, and it is all my !!"

Seeing that the scene was a little chaotic, Daoist Li hurriedly shouted: "Female laymen are quiet, quiet, let's talk about the distribution of this medicine......

"Considering the preciousness of the materials of this aromatic pill, this cost still has to be charged, and because the refining time is too long, all these pills can only produce three pills a day; ”

These women, you look at me, I look at you, I can't speak for a while, this method is fair, if anyone wants to monopolize it, it is undoubtedly offending everyone else, these have spare money, there are also idle workers, that relative (husband's family) is not a background, you are ******, I am the rich second generation, who is afraid of whom!

Seeing that these women were not disturbed, the Taoist priest also secretly breathed a sigh of relief, slanted at the rich woman who was already stunned next to him, and sneered, fat woman, do you know what is called hunger marketing and bundling, fighting with the Taoist master, you are not just a grade!!

Who knew that the other party flew over, hugged the Taoist priest's thigh and began to howl dryly, a handful of snot and tears, crying heartbreaking: "Dao Chief, I want medicine! Give me medicine!!"

“......”

When Daoist Li was refining the pill, he deliberately diluted the amount of the charm beads to the minimum, and roughly estimated that at least about two hundred of these aromatic pills could be refined, and today's three were sold at a price of fifty taels after being frantically raised by this group of women.

What kind of concept is this! A horse of the best Suzhou weaving cloth is only five taels of silver, and a high-class horse will not exceed a hundred taels, he doesn't know what the situation is when the gambler kills the red eye, but he now knows what the performance of the woman killing the red eye is, and even a few women hinted that they were willing to provide special services in exchange for aromatic pills, the Taoist priest immediately sternly refused, joking, how can the vulgar powder enter the eyes of the Taoist master, at least it must be the level of the Dong family.

So, after a short period of business trough, the Taoist priest's business flourished again, so Taoist Li fell into a happy trouble, he can now make money lying down, this inertia together, and there are not many people who go out to live.

However, after a painful ideological struggle, he still decided that he should take the job, he should catch the monster, he must never forget, this is a world where demons and monsters, people and spirits coexist, sometimes there is no insurance for a lot of money, as long as he provokes a powerful monster, he will be wiped out in minutes, just like last time.

Daoist Li doesn't like a frightened life, he likes to hug his thighs, but the problem is that there are no thighs to hold now, so he can only make his own thighs.

"Senior brother, what do you have to do lately?"

"Well, brother, let me think about it. ”

Miao Sansi and Taoist Li are both wearing big pants lying next to the pool to bask in the sun, and there is a circle of juice and wine next to them, Taoist priests are still thinking about whether to buy two Tibetan mastiffs to play with, no way, rich is willful;

"Since you got rid of that nest of Qingqiu foxes, senior brother, your name has recovered a bit, and the amount of business invited has indeed increased, I will help you get rid of those jobs that are a little dangerous at first glance, but there is really one, to treat people for funerals, I don't know if you are interested, senior brother?"

"Funeral? That's a one-stop service for people to send corpses to be buried, what is the price?"

The other party didn't give money, but promised to send ten acres of cooked land in the south of the city. ”

"Wow! Which one is so tyrant?" Daoist Li said in surprise, no wonder he was so surprised, this Luodu is like modern Beijing, Shanghai and Guangzhou, and the prices of land around it are also similar, after being circled by nobles, wealthy businessmen, and officials, it has risen with hormones, although Taoist priests have made a lot of money recently, but it is unrealistic to buy fertile land around them. If you are given 5 million, can you buy a large apartment with a beautiful environment and convenient transportation within the Fifth Ring Road of Beijing? That's the reason.

"It is the Gu family in the east of the city, his grandfather was the governor of the nine gates during the reign of the first emperor, and then His Majesty ascended the throne today, the old general returned to his hometown and settled in this Luodu, it is said that he made a lot of money in Beijing, and bought a large amount of land that year, and this time it was his eldest son who died; Crying and laughing, he made a big joke, so he asked you for senior brother instead," Miao Sansi said with a strange face, it seemed that they were still causing trouble.

"Alas, fate is destined, this is fate, these ten acres of fertile land should fall into the hands of the Taoist master, you go and tell the family, this job, Qingcheng Dao Chang took it!"

"Senior brother and slow, this matter is not simple, just doing things, the Gu family will definitely not make such a big benefit, so I felt strange, so I inquired with the brothers on the market, and found even more strange rumors, the deceased can't be buried!"

"Can't be buried?"

According to what Miao Sansi said, this year, the landlord's family has no surplus grain, the Gu family originally just invited an ordinary Taoist to do things, after the Gu old man was buried normally, those children and relatives kept filial piety in front of the grave to the first seven, and then returned home, but the strange thing is that as soon as the family stepped into the house, they saw the old man's body lying on the bed upright, neatly dressed, as if it had not been moved.

This frightened them, and immediately someone suggested opening the grave to see the situation inside, and when they began to dig, they could still see the funeral clothes, and when the coffin board was opened, only a dry skeleton was dug up, as if it had been dead for hundreds of years, and the smell of corpses smoked several people on the spot.

It was because of this incident that the Gu family decided to invite a true mage who had the Tao to give him another funeral.

"Senior brother, this matter doesn't seem to be simple, since we are not short of money to spend now, why don't I push it?" Miao Sansi suggested.

"No, no, I want to see what kind of new thing it is," Daoist Li touched his chin, "Don't worry, this time won't be like last time, Dao Ye, I have a killer feature!"

In the afternoon, Miao Sansi went to reply to the Gu family, and Li Daoshi began to prepare tools, according to the situation said, there are many possibilities, maybe it is the five ghosts to carry, then you have to bring a copper-headed iron pen and cinnabar paper, if it is a corpse, it is a black donkey hooves, glutinous rice, soul nails (long nails soaked in black dog blood), The ink bucket line, in addition, is also very likely to be the Feng Shui Bureau, then it is necessary to break the dragon, which is more troublesome, the Qingcheng faction is a halfway monk, and there is really not much experience in dealing with this kind of professional problem, so it can only be improvised.

When Daoist Li was thinking about it, the ugly lady walked in, still holding tea and pastries, and sure enough, she was the most intimate of her own Lori, so she said: "Dao Ye, I will take the job tomorrow, I may not come back for five or six days, you are obediently at home, if anything really happens, just hide in the secret room where the grass is located, and wait for Dao Ye and I to come back to deal with it, remember, don't set fire to the house again!"

The ugly lady nodded obediently, and then stretched out her hand: "Give me medicine." ”

"What kind of medicine, you're not sick. ”

"Aromatic pills, you refined them. ”

"What do you want that thing for, you don't seduce men, and your scholar's brother is not here," the Taoist priest replied casually.

Who knew that the ugly girl stomped her feet hatefully, and pouted, "I want medicine." ”

"Okay, it's not okay to give it to you, remember, you can only use it when you see a handsome guy like Daoye. ”

"Eun!" (To be continued.) )