Chapter 50: Excess

The sedan chair with the front Tai Chi, the back gossip, the four elephants, and the dragon and snake appeared on the street again today, swaggering in the middle of the road.

They may not have much impression of the appearance of the Taoist priest, but they are very familiar with this symbol, which is also the image deliberately created by the Taoist priest;

Of course, in case he tells fortunes or catches demons out of the basket one day, and the victim is miserable, and the other party comes to the door, he can also easily slip away, anyway, most people have never seen his face.

Wandering to the Gu Mansion, Zhumen red paint, high wall compound, at a glance is a rich and noble family, there are three or five small maids standing at the door, the front is a rich middle-aged man, this is the Gu family's contemporary head Gu Wei, I didn't expect to go out to greet each other, this etiquette is a little big;

In addition to being a little puzzled about Daoist Li's age, the head of the Gu family was very respectful, but he inadvertently asked another embarrassing question for Daoist priests: "I don't know when Chang joined the Xuandu Division?"

I said, you ancient people should not attach so much importance to this thing, don't only talk about academic qualifications, the important thing is ability, business ability to understand! Of course, the Taoist priest also thought about this in his heart, and said that this single business would be ruined eight or nine times out of ten, so he had to be vague in the past, and the Taoist also wanted to have a certificate, so he didn't have time to take the test.

When I arrived at the front hall, there was a circle of people wearing linen and filial piety on both sides, and a copper basin was placed in front of the tribute platform, and a few of the grandchildren should be bowing their heads to burn paper money, but the Taoist priest noticed that these people were trembling, and their expressions were full of nervousness and fear, which is understandable, no matter which parent ran out of the coffin, the estimation of the younger generation could not accept it, and your old man died Don't hang it!

"Dao Chief, I'll take you to the apse to see my old father first," the Gu family master whispered.

The Taoist priest nodded, and the two of them went around the side door, the place was not big, and a circle of white ash was inserted, the air was very turbid, in addition to the corpse lying on the bed, there was also a circle of people, some of them stood upright, their eyes were shining, they should be in the army, thinking that the grandfather of the Gu family was the commander of the Nine Gates back then, and some military backgrounds were also taken for granted, but-

"The deceased can't see ironware, bronze mirrors, and cooked cowhides, don't you understand these rules? The old man has already come back once, do you still want to see him go to your house to play again?"

"You don't go out yet!" The head of the Gu family hurriedly reprimanded, and then explained: "The main reason is that after my father came back, the family was really afraid, and I heard that the military man had enough blood and qi in his body, but he could suppress demons and evil spirits, so he invited a few former subordinates, but he really didn't expect this." ”

"It's best if there's nothing to do," Daoist Li pretended to be serious, "You go out first, I'll cast a spell to see if there is any dirt on the deceased's body." ”

After he was left alone in the room, the Taoist priest finally breathed a sigh of relief, he hadn't pretended to be forced for a long time, he was a little unaccustomed, he sat down in front of the bed, and muttered: "Old man, I said that you have gone down, why do you come up again? ”

Taoist priests and ghosts have seen it I don't know how many times, let alone a dead person, turn his eyelids over, look at the tongue coating, the red is pale, there is no black or dark purple, it doesn't look like an evil or a Gu, and there are no traces of needles on his fingertips, no one should have done anything wrong, it's just an ordinary corpse, but the question is why did he come back?

"Old man, you're lucky, if it's a normal state, I'm really okay with Daoye, but who let us have a killer feature now, Tianyan, open!"

Li Taoist pointed to the eyelids, the light in the heavy pupils was bright, in his field of vision, the world changed again; this is the killer weapon of the Taoist, the ordinary eye of the sky can only shine on the demons, his pair of effects are stronger, more functions, all kinds of breath in the world can be captured, ghosts and ghosts at a glance, the law, feng shui, Kanyu, house, filth, with it, at least 80% of the workload can be reduced, no way, it's such a bug!

Through the flesh and skin of the deceased, the Taoist priest can easily see that the other party's body is no longer angry, and instead of it, there is a faint death qi, a faint one?

According to the general process, after a person dies, most of the anger will first be dispersed, and then when the soul envoy of the underworld seduces the soul, it will be filled with dead air, and it will gradually rot;

This is more embarrassing, because no matter how big the Taoist priest's face is, it is impossible to make a phone call and ask Brother Impermanence, is it because you have made a mistake in your work and brought people's souls into the ditch?

What's even more painful is that this yin is just like some modern urban management teams, when have you ever seen a complaint work, it's so tough, it's so domineering, don't come down if you have the ability.

Daoist Li looked up to the sky and sighed, you girl, why are you a moth again! Daoist, I finally took over a job, and it was easy for me.

When he came out, the head of the Gu family looked at him nervously, and the Taoist priest finally squeezed out a smile, if he wanted to satisfy his employer, he had to give him confidence first, "It's not a big deal, let's do the overlife first, anyway, there are still three days." ”

According to the ancient rules, this ritual must be done for three days, especially when the old man comes back mysteriously, which makes people dare not slack off, maybe it is because of this.

The excesses of this Taoist family also have to pay attention to the steps, first bath and change clothes, take a hot bath in the Gu family, a pair of candles, nine incense sticks, a cup of wine, and a number of melons and fruits have been placed on the table, and then they moved the wooden altar to the brazier, it is said that this is still used by the last Taoist priest, and the Taoist master used second-hand goods, and deserved your old man to come back to you, and the Taoist priest secretly slandered before closing his eyes and reciting the mantra.

"Clear and clear, non-deuce is true. The three souls return to the body, and the seven spirits are peaceful. The light of Taiwan is quiet, and it is necessary to die quickly, and it is not allowed to stay ......"

"Throughout the ten realms, often with the power of the gods, to save all sentient beings, to get away from the lost, sentient beings are unconscious, such as blind to see the sun and the moon, I am too indifferent, pull out the collar boundless, Qingyun opens the door of life, auspicious smoke plugs the dead household, the beginning of the Xuanyuan, with the auspicious sense of ......"

Li Taoist recited the "Taishang Cave Xuanling Bao Tianzun said to save the suffering and pull out the sin Sutra", and it is also a necessary scripture for the Taoist Dharma to be excessive, if it is changed to a bald donkey, then it must be the "Diamond Sutra", "Great Compassion Mantra", "Great Prajna Sutra" and other old three things;

So the Taoist priest only recited for a short while, and began to desert in various ways, and the spell in his mouth became, "The mother in the store has three sections of mulberry tea ceremony, and the boss who teaches fist and foot martial arts practices iron sand palms, plays Yang's gun, and is the best at hard foundation kung fu, and will also have a golden bell cover iron step shirt......"

Anyway, as long as this RAP is recited quickly, it's almost like a spell, and no one understands it anyway, but the family members next to it are a little surprised, how did this spell get faster, and, well, it's quite pleasant to the ear.

Daoist Li was in the middle of his own laughter, when suddenly a gust of wind blew, knocking him into a stagger, you girl, could it be that this old man has come to trouble himself? People must learn to relax, ghosts must also learn to relax; before he could make a move, several screams came from the backyard, and one of them was the clearest, "The old lady is up!"

I'll wipe it, the Taoist priest didn't say a word and ran to the apse, wouldn't it really be his own RAP that woke up the other party, just kidding, Master Gu!

When he rushed over, he saw that the dead man on the bed straightened up, but his eyes were still closed, and the Taoist priest didn't care about the shock, and quickly opened the eye of heaven, and immediately realized that something was wrong, the yin wind was not coming from the old man's body, but more like blowing in from the outside world.

"Red Crow Red Crow, Wind and Fire Vehicle, Black Ghost in the Thunder, Yaksha Outside the Clouds, Flying Fu Walking, Red Ji Flying Flame, Evil Ghost No Potential, Demon Soul Without Trace, Yuan Henry Zhen, Chase!"

In the eyes of outsiders, two pieces of paper talismans turned into two balls of fire and flew out of the hands of the Taoist priest, and then the wind suddenly subsided, and the Taoist priest hurriedly supported the deceased and let him lie down slowly, but when he rushed to the outside of the hall, the black gas could no longer be seen by the eye of the sky.

"Dao Chief, isn't it, is it that Daddy is back?" the Gu family master swallowed and foamed, and asked carefully.

"No, the ghost is angry, the deceased's face is stable, it shouldn't have turned into a ghost, although the ugliness of the family can't be publicized, but Elder Gu, do you have something you haven't told the poor Dao?"

"Thisβ€”"

"Poor Dao can make it clear first, if it is really an old ghost, if I am not prepared, I may not be the opponent of the other party, and when the time comes, Poor Dao will not be able to beat or run away, but you are a family, you can't help. ”

Seeing that Daoist Li had the idea of making a stall, the head of the Gu family was a little anxious, and hurriedly pulled him into the corner, and said nervously: "It's not an old ghost, it's not an old ghost, people died only the day before yesterday!"

"Still dead!?" said Daoist Li's voice raised an octave.

"The Taoist whispered, the Taoist whispered, here's the thingβ€”"

It turned out that the night before Master Gu came back, they arranged for the master's four-room concubine Ma Shi to take care of it, and there were two servants next to him, the door was open, the lights were bright, and if anything happened, they could know at any time.

But the trouble is that the trouble is that this Ma is a greedy mouth, and it is inevitable that he will be bored after staying for a long time, so he touched two almonds and prepared to peel them, but he didn't expect that the almonds would become the size of a duck egg as soon as they were opened, and then they were as big as a gourd, and the almonds were divided into two fans with a snap, and they rotated in the air, and the shells on both sides suddenly opened, and clamped on Ma's head, crushing Ma's head, and the teeth smashed into the spiritual position, and then gnawed off a servant's hand, and when the others heard the news and arrived, the almond disappeared into the night sky.

"Take me to see Ma's body. ”

The head of the Gu family only hesitated for a moment, and did as he said, after all, this person was not killed by them, and in the cognition of large families, the concubine is at most the head of the family, and there is no need to be an adult, if you meet a jealous woman, you don't have to report to the official if she is killed.

When the people dug up the corpse from the ground, Daoist Li only took a look and knew that there was trouble, the woman's claws had grown, and she couldn't think of a ghost. (To be continued.) )