Chapter 10 Surgery
"I want to eat, no matter what, I still want to eat!"
"Son, you really can't eat anymore, it's not that my mother is reluctant to eat these pasta, but it's already three pots of rice. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"
"No matter, no matter, you have to eat, you have to eat......"
The person who said this was the famous fat grandson outside the ordinary member, who was obviously less than ten years old, and his hands and feet were thicker than those of adults, and the waves of fat on his body were enough to prove everything.
It is said that this son was just born, and drank up the milk of the four nurses, and when he could go down to the ground, he could eat three chickens at each meal, and as for the slightly larger ones, he could have the amount of food for ten people, and the neighbors often said that he was possessed by the pig demon.
But when this regular member specially invited a few strangers who are good at catching monsters to take a look, it turned out in the end that this guy is just a simple eater.
"If you eat like this, when will it be a head," a servant quietly sighed as he took away an empty rice bowl again.
"This human-faced pig, lend it to Dao Ye for a few days, and I'll help you heal!"
The servant turned around in fright, but there was no trace of the big fat boy.
"Damn, this little fat man is so heavy, Dao Ye's sleeves were almost not broken by him!"
In the yamen, Daoist Li shook his hand, and shook off the big fat boy, this kid suddenly came to a strange environment, and was just about to cry, but he was gagged by two plates of pastries, and suddenly he didn't howl, only the chewing sound in his mouth kept ringing.
"This Luodu is a hundred miles away, and the Taoist master has run all over it, plus this one, but there are still two, where to find this," Li Daoist was busy sweating, and poured a mouthful of tea.
"Dao Chief, if we do this, we can't be considered kidnapping people," Zhou Laoshi looked at the eight people in front of him, who were tied or tied, or fainted, and said cautiously.
"How can it be called kidnapping, Dao Ye just invited them to come here to play for a day or two, and then put them back in a few days, isn't what we said unreasonable?"
Seeing the Taoist priest squinting over, Zhou Laoshi hurriedly nodded like pounding garlic, and said: "What the Taoist chief said makes sense, it makes sense, it's just to go and play for a few days, play for a few days." ”
"Well, that's right," Daoist Li nodded with satisfaction, looking at Zhou Laoshi's obedient appearance, and suddenly his heart moved: "Zhou Laoshi, this ruby bracelet looks good, lend me a look." ”
Zhou Laoshi looked at the jasper bracelet on his wrist in amazement, was stunned, and looked at the Taoist priest again.
"Why, isn't what the Taoist Master said, isn't this jasper?" the Taoist priest said meaningfully.
Zhou Laoshi suddenly realized, and said busily: "Yes, yes, what the Taoist chief said is reasonable, it is jasper, real watercress green." ”
"By the way, the bitch raised at your yamen is quite sexy, are you interested in breeding with that red ass on my Li Mansion?"
Zhou Laoshi looked at the wolf dog squatting at the door, and swallowed and foamed: "If the Taoist has this idea, it can't be better." ”
"I heard that your mother-in-law recently gave birth to a big fat boy for you, whose nickname is Jin Suo, right, Dao Ye has been busy lately, and he hasn't even given him any money. ”
"Don't bother, don't bother," Zhou Laoshi said next, this son is a son, but there is no little jj.
The Taoist priest pointed to the deer for a while, and suddenly patted the other party's shoulder, and said, "Go to the yamen to ask for a few days off, and accompany the Taoist master on a trip." ”
"Huh!?"
Looking at Zhou Laoshi's back, Daoist Li touched his chin, "The pug has also been found, and only the last one is left." ”
Those who travel a hundred miles are half ninety, and this last one is extremely difficult to find, and there are many people who are disgusted and disliked, but it is not that they do not have good friends, which cannot meet the standard of street rats;
"Alas~ These days, it's so difficult to find a pure bad guy, if only Du Shu stayed here, the standard Ruzi Niu, and the rest of the brothers, that's a thousand-mile horse in the officialdom, it's really not okay to come to a black horse, headache, headache!"
"It's really not good, I heard that there is a down-and-out nerd in the alley of the North Third Bridge in Luodu City who writes to vomit blood for three liters, and can't sell it, and he is called a street worm, but I heard that this guy has been brain stimulated recently, and he is angry and left home, and he can't find anyone. ”
The Taoist priest was anxious, but he really couldn't find the last human-faced beast, and in the end he had no choice, so he had to take these nine back to the ghost shop first to see if he could postpone the payment, the other party should not be the kind of medical saint who doesn't give enough money and doesn't give surgery.
But contrary to the Taoist priest's expectations, the living man opened his mouth full of cracks, and said in a strange tone: "Who said that it was not enough, this is not enough." ”
"Is it enough?" The Taoist priest was stunned, then turned his head and counted again: "The frog at the bottom of the well, the Laipi dog, the scapegoat, the fish that slipped through the net, the lost dog, the smiling tiger, the sycophant, the human-faced pig, and the pug, there are indeed nine." ”
"And a chameleon. ”
"Where, where......" The Taoist priest turned left and right to look, and suddenly reacted, feeling deeply offended.
Is there a mistake! Dao Ye is just a little unresolute in his position, how did he become a chameleon, isn't hugging his thighs a neutral word?
However, since the mission conditions can be successfully achieved, the Taoist priest naturally has nothing else to say, so he obediently admits it.
But to his surprise, the next move of the living man Zhang was also simple, let everyone drink a glass of amber liquid, according to him, this is a change of heart, not a poison, not a tonic, but it can transform the breath of the human-faced beast into a point.
The Taoist priest is really not afraid of any poison, his ancient human body is not poisonous, but he is still quite afraid of these strange things, but there is no way, who let him have a handle in the other party's hands.
Fortunately, in his inner vision, there was nothing unclean left in his body, but as soon as the water entered his abdomen, a stream of glass qi emanated from the top of his head.
In addition to him, the other nine human-faced beasts were all like this, emitting various gases, and then all of them were sucked into a bottle.
"There is miscellaneous, from the heart is disturbed, this is it. ”
"Well, after this thing is extracted, will it cause infertility or something, or will it not have this personality after it is withdrawn?"
Who knew that this time, the living man Zhang actually nodded and said, "That's right, what, you want me to drain all the miscellaneous qi in your heart?"
Daoist Li suddenly shook his head like a rattle, joking, this thigh hugging is the biggest golden finger since Dao Ye crossed, if this is gone, Dao Ye is different from the kind of bull nose that has a tendon in his head and only knows what is the difference between the demon and the demon subduing the demon.
And then, the living man Zhang let the Taoist priest really see what is called the craftsmanship of Ku Ding and the ox.
The knife is a half-foot knife, and the hand is a pair of slender and pale zombie hands, obviously there is no mana fluctuation, but it is so easy to pull and slash, layer by layer, the half of the human skin is peeled off, and half of the blood does not flow out, it seems that all the muscle fibers are elongated, not cut off.
In the face of this bloody patch, the living man Zhang was not only not angry, but showed a pleasant feeling, and casually peeled off the layers of muscles, and finally let the Taoist priest see the appearance of the three gambling tendons.
Half an inch long, white as maggots, jumping like tendons, beating one or two from time to time, the head and tail seem to have penetrated deep into the flesh.
It was only at this time that the eyes of the living man Zhang narrowed slightly, and the sword light in his hand flashed, and the speed was so fast that even the Taoist priest who opened the eye of heaven did not follow.
Then the other party's hand opened, revealing three lively human tendons, "Gambling tendons, lazy tendons, and one tendon are listed as the ten evil tendons of people, and the ten tendons are one, and you can twist out a tendon of ten fierce and evil tendons, do you know what is the use of this tendon?"
"Dao Ye doesn't know, and I don't want to know-" The Taoist priest interjected, joking, this thing doesn't look like a serious thing, it can't be related to the evil way and the devil's way, if the Taoist master can't help but be tempted, maybe it will be a thunderbolt.
The living man Zhang smiled strangely, just put this tendon into a jade bottle and handed it over, the Taoist priest hesitated for a while, and finally took it.
There is a saying that it is a hundred days to break the muscles and bones, but the operation of the living person Zhang seems to go against common sense, and in just a moment, Zhu Leopard woke up, let out a sigh, and showed a calm expression on his face that had never appeared before.
"Thank you for helping me solve this puzzle, understand right from wrong, and reincarnate as a human being. ”
"Be polite, what is the relationship between you and me, Zhu Leopard," Daoist Li looked at the rational version of Zhu Leopard, smiled dryly, and felt extremely awkward, and suddenly thought of a question-
If the Buddha seeks to be liberated, the Tao explains the liberation, if even the gods and Buddhas have no desire, what should these three worlds become? (To be continued.) )