"Human-faced beast, human-faced beast, what the hell is it, human-faced beast heart?" Back at home, the Taoist priest kept pondering, as if he had a clue, but he couldn't catch it, and after being distressed for a long time, the bun-faced beauty came to the door. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

"The Chamber of Commerce has nothing to do today, accompany my sister and me to go shopping!"

"Okay," Daoist Li always thought that his deputy job was to cultivate the Tao, and his main job was to accompany his sister.

Put lanterns, light firecrackers, play lions, step on stilts, just after the New Year, the lively atmosphere has not subtracted a little bit, looking at the bun face happily buy and buy, the west to make up, the Taoist priest's heart of the boredom gradually relaxed.

"How is it possible! A mere city in Middle-earth is more rich and magnificent than my whole country, this-this is absolutely impossible!" A strange tone attracted the attention of the Taoist priest, and when he turned his head, he was a foreigner, wearing pointed shoes, a round hat inlaid with pearl and agate, and two mustaches crookedly, dressed like an Arab prince.

At this moment, he was looking at the lively scene in front of him in disbelief, but passers-by pointed and covered their mouths from time to time.

"I heard that he is still a prince of a small country in the Western Regions, why is he so thin-eyed. ”

"It's really arrogant!"

"A frog at the bottom of the well. ”

"Well bottom baby!?" A flash of inspiration flashed in the Taoist priest's mind, and he understood!

"Dear little buns, we suddenly have inspiration, so I won't play with you. ”

Before Baozi's face could react, she was raided on the street, and a French-style wet kiss came, and the girl was red from her neck to her face, and her whole body was crispy and numb, as if she was about to be steamed.

In the surprised eyes of others, Baozi couldn't help but scream: "Li Changsheng, you are so shameless - remember to come back for dinner in the evening!"

The onlookers couldn't help but fall down.

And the Taoist priest has long been absent from the street, and apart from him, the 'Arab prince' is also gone.

"Zhao Laosan, you are playing tricks again, look at this scale, the outer iron and the inner lead, there is still something to say!" Zhao Laosan is a vegetable seller in the south of the city, known for his lack of catties and taels, but he has a good tooth and mouth, can reverse right and wrong, and the person who said it is speechless.

"Guest officer, guest officer, take a look again, is this still missing?" Zhao Lao had a third hand, and the scales were all made of pig iron, but I don't know when he changed it.

"Y-you-"

"You go to sue the official, you go to the high-ranking official, you go, how can you sue if you have no evidence?" Zhao Laosan suddenly showed an ugly face, cracked out a mouthful of old yellow teeth, and was triumphant.

"You wait!"

"Wait, wait, can you really recruit the officials, ah! Zhou County Lieutenant!" Zhao Laosan didn't expect that this kind of big official would really come to the vegetable market.

Zhou Laoshi has been an official for several years, and he has also developed a round belly, a standard double chin, and nodded slightly: "You are the famous Lai Pi Zhao nearby?"

"Hehe, the villain's name is Zhao Laosan, not Lai Pi Zhao. ”

"Don't quibble, go with the official, someone wants to see you, Laipi Dog. ”

There was a murder in the north of the city a year ago, the deceased was knocked to death by a blunt object, and everyone on the street knew that this street in the north of the city was Wang Mazi's territory.

Wang Mazi is a new big insect after Zhu Leopard, quite a bit of boxing skills, and more importantly, he has a sister who married a soldier and became the eighth concubine, which is considered black and white.

And everyone knows that this Wang Mazi is best at playing with an iron rod, weighing eighty catties, but because this guy is good at playing up and down, the result is that one of his green skins is guilty.

And at this moment, Wang Mazi is touching the horse hanging with a few bare-chested men, and from time to time he is foul language, either whose mother-in-law has a taste, or which family's little lady has big breasts, which is a standard gangster.

The atmosphere was lively, and suddenly a Taoist priest appeared, and he also carried a prisoner in his hand, which was the guy who took the blame at the beginning.

"Now it's all right, the scapegoats and the fish are complete. ”

Those green-skinned gangsters suddenly copied sticks and drew knives, but Wang Mazi's complexion changed greatly, as if he knew who the other party was, turned around and ran, his eyes were dark, and he fainted.

"What other types of human-faced beasts are coming?"

"Look, this is the compatriot!"

"That strange man with a kidney capsule as big as a cell is really weird, he can't even walk, he can only climb. ”

Luodu has four walls and sixteen gates, among which Xuande Gate is also called the beggar gate, mainly this gate is facing the main road of the official road, the most people come and go, it is a good place to beg.

Therefore, the beggars here are also known as rich beggars, and when they catch up with the good season, they can earn several hangings of money a day.

But there is one exception, that is, the one in front of him, his waist is swollen like a cell, unkempt, like a flesh-shaped snail.

At this moment, he is holding a broken bowl, salivating, begging everywhere, but looking at this appearance, even the kindest person in his heart has no sympathy for him, and when he sees him coming, he either avoids it from afar, or shows a disgusted expression.

"I heard that this person was abandoned by his parents as soon as he was born, and no one was willing to adopt him, so he fell to such a point. ”

"Homeless, no one to raise, this mourning dog is none other than you!" On the city wall, a figure flashed away, and at the same time, the figure of the compatriot was gone.

"The frog at the bottom of the well, the Laipi dog, the scapegoat, the fish that slipped through the net, the lost dog, who else could there be in this human-faced beast?"

"Dao Chief, the prefect is here," Zhou Laoshi suddenly whispered.

"Prefect, the new one?"

The Taoist priest has been mixed in Luodu for many years, and he has changed almost three prefects, the first prefect was ousted by him Li Daoye, and the second prefect has been working for five years, and it is said that he was transferred back to Beijing, which is considered a promotion.

And this third is the one in front of him, fat, fat, simple, smiling, middle-aged and elderly fat boy, but the Taoist priest will not be confused by the appearance of the other party, who can mix with the prefect of Luodu, which one is a simple character, he has not forgotten, the first one almost made Lao Wang unable to get off the stage.

But contrary to the appearance of the other party, the one who was holding Fu Yin was a sharp-beaked monkey gills and a master with two mouse whiskers, and the prefect had not yet dismounted, so the master quickly wiped the ground with his sleeve, "My lord, be careful of your precious feet, the ground is a little dirty, a little dirty." ”

When the new Fu Yin saw the Taoist priest, his already smiling expression became even more smiling, and he hurriedly arched his hand and said: "Qingcheng Dao has long admired the name, and this official wanted to visit him when he first took office, but he was too happy. ”

"Haha, it turned out to be an adult, I have been looking up for a long time," Li Daoshi said perfunctorily, with his current cultivation, unless he meets the emperor Lao'er, maybe he has to pretend to be a little bit, and the others, whether they are big or small officials, male officials or female officials, are all roles that can be completely ignored.

Although he saw the Taoist priest's perfunctory, this one was still full of smiles, and he didn't seem to care at all, and kept saying some flattering words, on the other hand, the master next to him, while serving carefully, raised his eyebrows at the Taoist priest, as if he had done something terrible.

"It's not a secret, this official came this time, in fact, there is a reluctant invitation, in a few months, it is the birthday of the second prince, the prince has always admired immortals, if the Taoist has a wish, the official is willing to be a middleman, introduce the introduction. ”

Seeing that the Taoist priest's face was expressionless, the prefect tempted again: "I heard that the second prince likes to collect all kinds of rare treasures the most, and there is no need for the Taoist chief. ”

"Second prince, isn't that the king," Daoist Li squinted, although he hadn't met, but he still had a lot of trouble with that person, the matter of Zhu Leopard, the matter of Feng Nuxia.

Moreover, the old emperor will not be able to do it when he sees it, and the battle between the crown prince and the second prince is becoming more and more intense.

Smiling in front of him, stabbing twice in the back, this is a typical example!

"Goodbye," Daoist Li didn't show his face at all, and spoke directly.

"How do you talk, do you know that this person in front of you is-" The master's mung bean eyes were squeezed like red beans, and he seemed to be quite angry at the Taoist priest's disrespect.

However, Nafu Yin stopped him, still smiling, and said: "Since this is the case, the official will leave first, and if the Taoist chief changes his mind, he must inform the official." ”

But as soon as he turned around, his eyes sank, and he secretly said that he didn't know how to lift, didn't he know how to use two spells, and he had a way to clean him up!

"Wait!"

Fu Yin's smile remained unchanged, and as soon as he turned his head, he felt that his body was shrouded in darkness, and he vaguely heard a sentence: "The smiling tiger actually sent it to the door by himself." ”

"You, you, what have you done to your lord," the master sat on the ground, his face frightened, just now he saw this Taoist wave his hand, his sleeves opened, and he took his most respected Lord Fu Yin in.

"I almost forgot about you, sycophant!" (To be continued.) )