Chapter 68: Poetry Club 3

"This poem must have been written by someone by him, otherwise it would be based on his level!" Zhao Shusheng said disdainfully, obviously very clear about Bai Shaoling's few catties and taels.

"But it's too late for us to find someone to ghostwrite now," Liu Shusheng sighed, feeling that he was not despised, but also wanted to do so.

"What should I do then? If we lose the competition and can't afford to pay for it, won't the reputation of our people in Shilin be lost? "I don't pay for prostitution, it seems that there is a real possibility.

"Why don't you let Xiaosheng try it?" said Daoist Li, who had been there all the time, suddenly.

"Brother Tai, haven't you only read a few poems?" Zhao Shusheng said in surprise.

"I've read it, but others haven't read it, so you know," Daoist Li smiled, and his tone changed again: "Anyway, Du Fu and Lu You or something, do you know each other?"

"Brother Li has to steal the poems of the sages? That is a big taboo for my generation, and he will be looked down upon!" Liu Shusheng said hurriedly.

"Don't worry, the sages don't need to use the sages, the sages can use the sages, the little student has learned the art of calculation, I know three thousand years before, two thousand years later, you let me think about it......"

"Why is the Xiucai Gong on the table silent?" Bai Shaoling on the other side couldn't help but say sarcastically.

"It's okay right away!Well, okay," Daoist Li raised his shoulders and arched his arms, and stood up leisurely, full of the style of a scholar, "Late life is Du Shu Du Muwen's cousin, called Du Shulang, word early education, small name machine, now I will make poems for my cousin." ”

"Why didn't your cousin go into battle in person?" This Xinghualou is not a roadside shampoo room, the scenery is very elegant, there are screens next to no seats, and outsiders can't see the content inside unless they come in, and they can't see the posture that Du Shududu is about to hang up.

"Well, kill chickens with a knife," Daoist Li thought for a while, and then raised his voice: "I don't know what type of poems Miss Murong likes, Yuan Haoqing, Li Shangyin, or Nalan Xingde?"

As a result, without waiting for the famous prostitute in the capital to speak, Bai Shaoling snorted again: "Do you still want to imitate the works of your ancestors, Yuan Li is a famous person, but what kind of character is the surname Nalan, I have never heard of it!"

The Taoist priest was in good spirits, what he wanted was that you hadn't heard of it, it seemed that this dynasty had not experienced the entry of wild boar skin, so in this way, there was no literary man with a yellow flag, that is to say, the Taoist finally has a bottom!

"Ahem, since everyone writes poems, Xiaosheng will make a word, today the moon will be full, thinking about the joys and sorrows between men and women, occasionally feelings, just like the withering of flowers and butterflies, it is inevitable that life is not at the right time, it is a butterfly love flower. ”

You're doing it, pretending to be like it for so long, and you're making a fuss! Others can't help but complain.

"Hard work is the most pitiful to the sky and the moon, and the night is like a ring, and the night is a joy. If it is like the moon ring finally bright, do not give up the ice and snow for the heat-"

As soon as Shang Yun came out, those readers and sisters couldn't help but be surprised, as if you hadn't eaten pork, but you must have seen pig runs, although these people may not have a high level of poetry, but in the merry land of Jiangnan, the poetry can still be tasted two or three points, compared with the previous crooked poems obliquely, as soon as the lyrics come out, it is simply the difference between the appearance of Sister Pomegranate and Dong's.

"It's easy to die without that dust, the swallow is still, and the soft curtain hook said. Singing the autumn grave is not over, and the spring cong recognizes the amphibian butterfly. ”

After the whole song was finished, the audience was silent, there was no mistake, this level can be sung for a while! How come I have never heard of this product? The people on the table are all talking, but it is the prostitute next to him, looking at the Taoist priest with eyes full of little stars, so talented!!

"How do I know if your poem was made by someone else?" Bai Shaoling said stiffly.

"Then you, including you, have you ever heard someone chant this poem?" Daoist Li rolled his eyes, Nalan Xingde had never heard of it, and of course you had never heard of this poem.

"Or, Xiao Sheng will chant again, what do you say, Miss Murong!" Thanks to his strengthened memory, Daoist Li actually has a few articles in his belly, and it is not a problem to pretend to be tonight anyway.

"No need, Miss Murong said, tonight is the best poem made by this Du Shulang Du Caizi, please come up and talk about it!"

Daoist Li sighed, a man like us is like a firefly in the night, no matter what industry he is in, he can shine and increase his capital;

So huh, in the envy of everyone, Bai Shaoling's envy and jealousy in his eyes, Li Daoist Shi Shiran walked up, grade, this is the grade! You are spending money to visit the Qinglou, Dao Ye and I don't spend money, but this Murong girl seems to be very interested in poetry, maybe she will pull us to talk about poetry papers, then it will be meaningless, and we won't be able to do it, when the time comes, it will be okay, Du Shudu, you dare to let go of the emperor's old pigeon, Dao Ye, I dare not bird the Oiran of the capital, who is afraid of whom!

As a result, as soon as he entered the boudoir, Daoist Li felt a large ball of warm jade warm on his face, and Murong Wan untied Li's clothes widely, and sniffed and rubbed at him in a charming manner, he only glanced at it, and saw that this tall Chang'an famous prostitute was now only wrapped in a layer of red yarn, and even took off his belly.

The Taoist priest's head exploded with a bang, and he said that he was good and fresh, and he said that he was good about talking about poetry and papers, how could he move seriously as soon as he came up?

He seemed to hear a voice in his imagination, 'Uncle, come and play!' 'Uncle will come back next time!'

It turns out that the famous prostitutes in the capital are in this style, and they will do it if they don't agree with each other?

The Taoist priest only hesitated for half an hour, a moment, and half a second, and then decided that he could not be inferior to beasts, so the candlelight fluttered and the bed was turned over by the waves......

When Li returned to the Li Mansion the next day with a dark circle under his eyes, he saw Du Shudu teaching the ugly girl to read in the courtyard, and was stunned: "Why are you here?"

"Brother Li is back, there is still porridge in the kitchen, warm," Du Shudu looked at himself with a familiar attitude: "Xiaosheng I thought about it, this Luodu is one of the six mansions in the south of the Yangtze River, some ink inscriptions, humanistic scenes are excellent, if you don't see a clear and go away, it will be too wasteful, in this way, the guest house is a little not cost-effective, so I moved to live with Brother Li, Brother Li is not polite, just treat everyone as a family." ”

Daoist Li blinked, how strange this sounded, his head was dizzy and he didn't think much about it, how long do you want to live, Daoist is a local tyrant now, and he is not short of these two dollars, and- we still have activities at night!

"Why is Brother Li looking sluggish today and not as energetic as usual?" Du Shudun sighed.

"yes, why?" said the ugly girl, too.

"Ugly girl, I'll teach you this ...... again"

Wait for the night, the ugly lady brought two large pots of vegetables up, due to the amount of the little girl's meal, the dishes on the house are enlarged versions, but waited for a long time, but did not see the figure of the Taoist priest, before going to call someone, I saw the other party hurried down, it seemed to have just gotten up, and shouted: "Ugly girl, the Taoist master is not at home tonight, you are alone, remember to brush your teeth at night!"

The ugly lady pouted, she also made the Taoist priest's favorite dish today, the mood is not very good, there is no match for the chopsticks, and then the door was opened again, just excitedly looked over, it turned out to be Du Shudu, who went out to enjoy the scenery during the day, rushed back, and said happily: "Ugly girl, Xiaosheng saw Wang Shaofu's Mobao today, it was really worth the trip, huh? Have you already eaten, just fill a pair of chopsticks for Xiaosheng." ”

"I'm full, you eat slowly!" the ugly girl whispered, rarely without appetite.

"Huh, why are they all gone, how can so many vegetables Xiaosheng eat alone," Du Shudu shook his head, swallowed it in a big gulp, and after he was full, he hurried back to his room, he still had two articles to read.

After reading the article, before he knew it, it was already a bright moon in the sky, and as usual, he opened a yellow booklet and began to write a diary.

"Ah Yan, I went to Tenglong Pavilion today, looking down on it, it is really a towering platform, the weather is thousands, people climb high and look far away, it is really worth the trip!"

Others say that it is unwise for me to abandon my official position and march, Ah Yan, you must be able to understand me, right? In life, there are some things to take, and some things are not taken, and the road is chosen by Xiaosheng himself, of course he will not regret it; by the way, Brother Li can also understand me very well. ’

"Also, I made an article today, I always feel that it is not good enough, you can help me take a look......

After Du Shudu's writing, he waited for a long time, there was no change on the page, he shook his head, and was just about to go back to sleep, when he saw traces of revision on the paper, and his dissatisfaction with this article was changed smoothly, and it was much more catchy to read.

The nerd was overjoyed, and hurriedly turned the page and wrote a line of words-

'Ah Yan, why haven't you ignored me these days? Xiao Sheng obviously wrote so many words. ’

'Don't go to that filthy place, or I'll ignore you again!'

Du Shudu scratched his head, dirty place, it took a long time to remember that it was Xinghualou, and hurriedly wrote, "Ah Yan doesn't like me to go, then I won't go in the future." ’

The woman in the book seemed to be satisfied, and talked to him a lot, and finally wrote, 'That brother Li of yours is now haunted by evil spirits, you should be careful yourself.' ’

The next day –

"What the hell, haunted by evil spirits, and I don't know yet?!" Daoist Li was stunned, this felt like an apprentice carpenter pointing at Lu Ban and saying, you are not a good carpenter, or Lang Zhong said to Bian Que, you are not good at this level, and you don't even know that you are sick.

"Yes, I can't tell my friend by name, but my friend doesn't lie. ”

"It's not a brother, do you know what we're doing? The eighth generation of the Qingcheng faction is an authentic descendant! The elite in the industry! I don't have the slightest evil spirit and demonic spirit in my body, you told me that I was possessed by evil spirits?"

"My friend doesn't lie!" Du shook his head stubbornly.

“......”

Daoist Li decided to ignore this guy with a missing string in his head, and waved his hand, "Okay, okay, I know, I'll pay attention, thank you for reminding me, Dao Ye still has activities, so I won't have breakfast with you." ”

"Brother Li doesn't seem to believe Xiaosheng," Du Shu scratched his head in distress, "Then what should I do?"

"Daoist, possessed by evil spirits?" Who knew that the ugly girl next to him suddenly spoke.

"This, ugly girl, you don't think Xiaosheng is lying, right?"

"No, I also think that the Taoist priest is wrong these days. ”

"However, even if this is true, Xiaosheng and girl, you don't seem to be able to catch demons, right?"

The ugly girl nodded and raised her fingers: "Catching demons has always been the job of a Taoist priest, I won't, Aunt Pomegranate won't, and neither will the white-haired baby." ”

"Then does Brother Li have any fellow brothers or something, let him take a look?"

"Senior Brother ......"

At the stall on the street, Miao Sansi looked at the two big and small ones in front of him with a **** look, "I said, ugly girl, I can understand that this scholar's brain is broken, why do you think so?"

"Have you figured out who my senior brother is! Possessed by an evil spirit, he is almost the same as possessing an evil spirit!" )