Chapter 137: The Vinegar Jar of the Little Pig

Tu Zhe saw that Xiao Sumei's face turned red, and he felt that this joke was a bit too much, so he smiled and said, "If I lose, you kick me;

Xiao Su Mei listened to it, and suddenly relaxed, afraid that Tu Zhe would regret it, so she hurriedly riveted this color head, saying that this is what you are willing to do, and whoever regrets it will be a puppy at that time.

Xiao Su Mei actually had a little strange feeling in her heart, this rogue genius is actually quite good at thinking about others, right?

Tu Zhe smiled and said okay, that's all.

The dog is not happy, saying what is wrong with the puppy, what's wrong with the puppy?

Tu Zhe waved his hand at the dog and said You still care about this?

Xiao Su was a little embarrassed to say that the dog sister paper, that is what my sister said wrong, my sister should have said that the little pig is coming, right?

The dog shook his head and said it was pretty much the same. and all the resentment is gone.

The dog has no complaints, but someone is unhappy.

Just when the two of them were talking about changing the puppy to a piglet, Xiao Lu, the fire pig in the room, came in, looked at Tu Zhe with a cold face and said, What's wrong?

Actually, the little pig had already come, and when she saw that Xiao Su Meizi was playing with Tu Zhe and the dog, she didn't dare to come in.

But although the little pig's eyes are small and her vision is very good, he saw that Xiao Su Meizhi had a childlike attitude, blushing, sprinkling, affection, and all kinds of expressions that he had never seen, which made the little pig surprised and jealous.

What made the little pig even more angry was that the guys actually said something kissing, kissing, or something, and married him home as a wife or something, and the little pig immediately became irrepressibly hostile to Tu Zhe.

Where did the paralyzed little white face come from? Dare to grab the bubble paper with my old pig? I don't know how to write the dead words, right?

The little pig's powerful aura forced over, how could Tu Zhe not know that the little pig had broken the vinegar vat.

However, after the daytime Xiao Zhu and Xiao Lei Lei fought side by side, Tang Youyou and others, in fact, Tu Zhe had a good impression of this brother with fat intestines and no brains.

Tu Zhe smiled sincerely and said, who dares to say that the reputation of the little pig is not good?

I remember that there was a book called "Journey to the West" in the world of my buddies, in which there was a little white-faced master, a big supernatural brother monkey, an honest and honest senior brother, and a person who was a little lazy, a little greedy, a little obese with a fat image, and a little lustful second brother Zhu Bajie. The master and apprentice went to the west to learn scriptures.

This old pig is not as handsome as the master, can't beat the monkey, and is not as diligent as the Sha junior brother, but when later generations investigated the female marriage and love partners, the four masters and apprentices were lined up together, and the women comrades were allowed to choose, who would be the good husband in their hearts, guess what?

The little pig stared at the oily little eyes and said, "How do I know what's wrong?" Is it the old handsome master?

Tu Zheha laughed and said that he was wrong! Lao Zhu was almost unanimously selected by the women comrades as the best husband candidate.

Hah-

The little pig was happy all at once.

The heart said that this little genius can speak, uh-huh, our little pig is not white, healthier than the old handsome guy of the master, the magic power is not big, it is a little worse than the monkey, the brain is not good, it is two miles stronger than the brains of the senior brother Sha, uh-huh, the women comrades choose me, that is very discerning, right?

The dog said disdainfully Brother hooligan, are you afraid of the little pig, he dares to rob Sister Xiao Su with you? He doesn't want to see if he will be obscene?

The little pig squinted at the dog and said, "You are not a woman, how do you know how good I am?"

The dog was unconvinced and said that the puppet was still a female dog, why don't you know where you are good?

That's the difference between a woman and a female dog, right?

Xiao Su Mei's paper heart is not to mention how greasy and crooked, the inspiration of poetry is gushing out, why is there such a bad scenery?

Xiao Su Mei said, Xiao Lu, if you are interested, you can also participate in our couplet, and also have a seven singing?

The piglet's head is like a rattle, saying no, no, no, that's not my piggy's strength, it's better than the amount of food, we don't scare anyone.

The dog snorted contemptuously, just a foodie.

The little pig didn't care, and sat directly on a chair, saying that you guys come, you come, I'll be the audience.

My day, when the little pig is not jealous, this temper is really okay.

Tu Zhe looked at Xiao Su Mei's paper. What else is there to say?

Xiao Su Mei paper said, seven singing, is to embed the inscription in the same position of each couplet, such as the first singing, to embed the inscription "Mei Xue" two words in the first word of the upper and lower couplets, and so on, a few songs will be embedded in the position of the inscription in the first few words.

The little pig screamed after listening to it for a long time, oh oh oh, it's so difficult, then who would, that head doesn't want to explode?!

The dog said disdainfully, I didn't say you piggy, you are jealous of my hooligan brother, you are not qualified to hum!

The little pig stared at Tu Zhe with straight eyes, and said Brother, do you want to be jealous with me?

Tu Zhe smiled and said, What do you want? Let's this is a couplet, do you understand?

The little pig laughed, and said that I would say it, whoever grabs Xiao Su Mei's paper with me is my enemy;

The dog said hurriedly, who will be your friend with porridge? Who promised not to rob the birds? Brother hooligan, let's grab it, look at the little pig bite us, hum

Xiao Su Mei's paper is not good, and she said that you don't quarrel, okay, you want couplets.

Little Pig hurriedly said yes, yes, yes, I am the most loyal audience

Xiao Su Mei looked at Tu Zhe and said, what about time? Is five hundred fingers enough?

Tu Zhe asked rhetorically, are you enough?

Xiao Su Mei paper will not say enough, saying that my three hundred fingers are enough.

Tu Zhe said, then who snapped his fingers?

The dog and the pig rushed to say, I (even) I (even)-

Xiao Su Mei said, then you can play together?

So Xiao Su Mei instructed the maids to take the four treasures of the study, spread out two large pieces of rice paper on the case, and the maids hurriedly sharpened the ink.

Tu Zhe played with the wolf pen in his hand, nodded, looked at Xiao Su Mei's paper and said, is it okay?

Xiao Su Mei said let's start then.

So, the dog and the piglet began to snap their fingers.

At this time, there were a lot of maids around the desk to watch the excitement.

These maids are usually nurtured, and they are at least half a literary young woman, and of course they are interested in such things. Of course, it is not excluded that it is just to see the appearance of the alien little Tianzi.

At this time, Xiao Sumei's paper eyebrows frowned slightly, and she pondered horizontally, looking dusty.

Looking at Tu Zhe again, he was holding the wolf in his hand and admiring uncontrollably, as if he didn't think about how to sing those seven songs at all.

Actually, according to the dog's understanding of the hooligan brother, the hooligan brother must be in the chest, so he will put on this outfit of 13, that kind of strength, the dog can see that the dog is scolding in his heart, rogue brother, you will die if you don't have to, the more you get scared, the more Sister Xiao Su will surprise you as a celestial, you don't really want to soak Sister Xiao Su, right?

The dog's mood is a little low, and he can't concentrate on his fingers, and his eyes are a little scattered.

I really don't know what this female dog is thinking.