Chapter 136 The dog is very gossipy

Xiao Su Mei had a fever on her face, so she selectively listened to the dog's words, and directly ignored the advice of the pair, saying that your hooligan brother is very knowledgeable?

The dog immediately came to his senses, what he said, the hooligan brother of the puppet family graduated from Peking University, do you know Peking University?

Xiao Su Mei frowned, where is Peking University? Is it famous? Why haven't I heard of pinching?

She had heard that it was strange that fifty years had passed since Da Fu passed away from the Lu Realm for a day and night, so if she knew that there was such a Peking University in Lu Dao, and if she wanted to go and see it, maybe she would be a little late, and it was estimated that this school would no longer exist.

Xiao Su Mei asked, dog, what will you do with your rogue brother?

The dog proudly raised his little face, crossed his waist and folded his paws, and said that the even hooligan brother would do it, that is a lot of birds

Like what?

Like what?

The dog blinked his sparkling eyes, and said that for example, that one can sing, and that song has fascinated Sister Yueyi so much that she lost her soul bird;

Lewdness?

What kind of skill is this?

Dog, you're talking about poetry, right?

The dog said yes, yes, oh, as long as the rogue brother recites a poem, Sister Yueyi's eyes will be straight and hee.

Why don't you say that this literati is light.

Anyway, Xiao Su Meizhi is also a famous talented woman in the Arctic Heavens, where is someone willing to praise the poems chanted by others to make the first beauty straight-eyed and lose her soul?

So, Xiao Su Meiji scanned Tu Zhe with an unkind gaze, but saw where he was reading the book. It is a collection of poems written by the Heavens, which collects poems written by famous Wenqu stars and great talents in the Arctic Heavens.

Xiao Su Mei walked up to Tu Zhe, looked at him and watched him read a section of "The Wine Union of the Gods", and said jokingly, Xiao Tianzi, do you understand?

Tu Zhe sighed and threw aside the poetry collection in his hand, saying that he had never seen a poem written so badly.

God, you're so disappointed.

Xiao Su Mei's beautiful eyes rolled into white eyes, and she said in her heart that you dare to blow it, although I don't admire these poems, but after all, they were written by famous geniuses in the heavens!

Xiao Su Mei's paper looked down on Tu Zhe a little.

It's not your fault that you're young, but frivolity is too shallow, isn't it?

So Xiao Su said: "I know that you are a great talent, so let's do it, are you familiar with the couplet? It is said that it was passed down from the world of Dafu and is very popular in the Arctic Heavens, can you write a couplet?"

What kind of brain is Tu Zhe, he immediately realized that Xiao Su Mei was unhappy, and blamed herself for being frivolous and immodest. But it's nothing. Isn't it just a couplet?

The dog slapped its little paws and screamed, yes, yes, yes, brother hooligan wants to show his skills, brother hooligan come on, and strive to win Sister Xiao Su home as a wife Hahehe-

Where can Xiao Su Mei's paper care about the dog's teasing?

Say what, there is a form of poetry in the world of Dafu Death, called the poetry clock, which is to complete the topic within the specified time. It is divided into four formats, one is a split chant, the second is a joint chant, the third is a cage yarn, and the fourth is an inlay.

How about we have a chorus today?

Tu Zhe said with a smile, what you are talking about is the one who makes an inscription, and then writes a couplet to express the meaning of the inscription, and the inscription can't appear directly in the upper and lower couplets, right?

Xiao Su Mei nodded, oh it turns out that you know Oh, then I have an inscription. Well, let's take the word "Snow" as the title, is 500 times enough?

Tu Zhe rubbed his nose and said, It's been too long, a hundred snaps of fingers should be fine.

Xiao Su glared at Tu Zhe and said You blow it first, you can't do it later, see how you see people.

So Xiao Su Mei began to flick her fingers on the ground.

Tu Zhe just groaned slightly, and saw that Xiao Sumei's paper flicked more than a dozen times, and said, there is hehe.

Xiao Su Mei was shocked, so fast?

Tu Zhe had to hold his hands behind his back and chant like a jade tree in the wind:

Pear blossoms and thousands of trees are cold

The catkins are thousands of rivers and jade wings are high

Yikes-

Xiao Su Mei pondered carefully, and her mouth opened wide in shock, and she couldn't close it.

Xiao Su Mei exclaimed in surprise, making herself feel out of shape, so she quickly pretended to be like this again.

The heart said, "Wait for me to come again, and it will be difficult for you."

Unconsciously, Xiao Su Meizhi had actually fallen into a situation where she wanted to compare herself with Tu Zhe. Of course, she didn't realize that in fact, this bureau was set up by herself unintentionally.

So, Xiao Su Mei snorted and said so, let's do it, is it difficult to sing "Mei Xue" seven times?

Tu Zhe looked at Xiao Su Mei's paper meaningfully, and said in his heart This is another literary young woman. So he thought evilly, even if he loved literature, he loved literary young women even more.

The one who killed the pig had a little bit of a mind to provoke.

In fact, speaking of which, it is still due to his competitive personality, and he doesn't want the beauty to look down on him. He didn't think about it, if people look up to you, and because you can't sleep, you can't be sure if you can give anything to others, you say you're not harmful, right?

However, when the excitement of killing pigs became a little short circuit, I thought about how to win the little stars in Xiao Sumei's paper. As for the consequences, this guy must be shamelessly surprised and ask: do I need to think about this?

So, the pig killer said, "Seven singing, it's not impossible, but what's that, is it to have some color or something to inspire you?"

Xiao Su Mei said how do you want to motivate?

The one who killed the pig pretended to groan, and then said that this is good? Let's sing seven songs by ourselves, and then we will judge with our conscience who is up and who is down?

My day, what are you talking about, what is going on and down, isn't this a tone of play?

You said that you will die if you are high or low, needless to say, you are not unintentional, you must be intentional or even deliberate.

Tu Zhe despised his frivolity in his heart.

Xiao Su Mei didn't have as many ideas as he had, so she said that if you divide the upper and lower, what color is there?

Tu Zhe deliberately looked at the dog.

The dog immediately raised his little paw and waved, saying that if the hooligan brother is on it, Sister Xiao Su will kiss the hooligan brother;

Xiao Su Mei's face was flushed, and she looked at the dog with disgust, and said in her heart that your elbow didn't turn outward, how can you take advantage of the dead hooligan, right?

The dog blinked his eyes and said in a milky voice, then kiss each other!

Xiao Su Mei is finally not a lady, her hands are crossed on her waist, her eyebrows are crossed, and she stares at the dog and says "You, you, you, you-

Tu Zhe snickered on the side, pretending to criticize the dog, what kind of idea did you come up with, if Sister Xiao Su lost, wouldn't she even lose the first kiss?

Well?

Will I lose?

Xiao Su Mei's excitement immediately shifted to winning or losing, and she glared at Tu Zhe and said You mean to win me, right?

Tu Zhe rubbed his nose and said What's that, there is half the chance of winning, right?

Xiao Su Mei paper is a veritable talented woman in the Arctic Heavens, where do you think that she only has half the winning rate? So she snorted coldly in her nose, come here, and don't play tricks if you lose.

After saying this, he thought of the color head, and couldn't help but be stunned. Is there a difference between losing and winning? This dead dog is really harmful.

Xiao Su Mei said with a red face, what is that, the color head needs to be changed, that you lose and I will kick you;

Xiao Su sister paper wants to say that if I lose, kiss me, but how can this be said from the mouth of a pure sister paper?

So Xiao Su Mei paper is you, and you can't say anything for a long time.

Tu Zhe saw that Xiao Sumei's face was flushed, and he felt that this joke was a bit too much, so he smiled and said:

I lose, you kick me;

You lost and kicked me twice, okay?

hehe