Chapter 244: The Dog Asks for a Bribe
Chapter 244: Dogs Soliciting Bribes
It is said that since the pig killer left Mount Meru, the Jin brothers don't need to mention the miss in their hearts.
You said that it was not easy to have two sons, but people still thought that this Mount Meru was too small, so they couldn't open it and left. Fortunately, there is still a group of wolf-like generals and guards who serve the two old ones so comfortably that they are comfortable, and the lewd ones don't know how to live.
It's true to say that the first brother is loyal to the old Jin brothers, but it can't be said that he is in awe of these brothers.
The first brother and Jano Gara and the Yaksha are all infinitely worshipping the little Son of Heaven.
That guy, that guy first deflated Hu Lu Zhina, and then deflated the Great Dragon Elephant King Iro Bona, and later gave Emperor Shakti a big trick, almost wiped out the Naga clan in the great saltwater sea, and wiped out the killer of "Charm Wall", and the prestige in Mount Meru is unmatched.
The paralyzed brothers will cultivate well, and in the future, they will play a sunny day with the little Tianzi, don't use us when we are all like the deflated three, and none of them can handle the magic power!
So in the days when Tu Zhe left Mount Meru, these guys worked hard to cultivate, and their realms have made great progress and improvement.
Let's just say that the two leaders of the first brother and the first brother have crossed the realm of the Great Sage to the first level of the God King, and the first brother has also reached the peak of the Great Sage. And almost all the Yaksha generals are above the Arhat realm, and very few are only in the Anahan realm, and their faces are so ashamed that they can't even lift them, and they can't see people anymore.
As soon as the first brother saw Tu Zhe, he rushed forward to hug him like something, laughing and saying that the brother and master wanted to die. He didn't think there was anything wrong with that.
Then when Tu Zhe gave the Jin brothers a salute, he couldn't wait to show off his achievements, saying what realm this is, what realm is that, and Tu Zhe kept nodding his head.
The first brother is proud, and the dog next to him snorted and said What is there, what is it, look at you, I will give you sè drops, even those Naga guard drops, there is one of them is the realm below the emperor, Tianzun has several birds, you say you have to sè a god and a horse?
I'm going to rely on—
The dog's words directly shocked the first brother and sat on the ground, and at the same time bit his tongue.
What are you talking about? There are several Tianzun? This and this are all myths, right? This and this are all scaring me, right? There is a Tianzun in the Heavenly Restoration, and there are several of our master brothers?
Since the dog opened the knot, it has become lively again, and it is not good to talk.
Hmph! What are a few pinching? Looking at Mu You, there are hundreds of heavenly venerables and countless great emperors and god kings on the Yudan Yue Continent in Beiju Luzhou, which one doesn't listen to the hooligan brother of the puppet family? A few Tianzun? It's a pity that you hum a few birds!
Now the Yaksha will be frightened by a piece of nonsense, hundreds of Tianzun have never seen such a blow, saying that the dog has not seen it in the past few days, how can he learn to brag and pinch it?
The dog stood on Tu Zhe's shoulder and held his little feet, did you see? This is called sè hee, don't you believe it? Even give you frogs at the bottom of the well who have seen the world one by one.
Is there a lot of more than 100 Tianzun? Do you know that the rogue brother of the puppet family still has a Datong star? That's a big star, tens of millions of people on it are pinched, and they are all being promoted, and I don't know how many more Tianzun pinched when I go back this time.
And there is also Oh, now the free people here are also being promoted, and I don't know how many Tianzun will come out in a few days, and the even rogue brother is amazing, right?
Needless to say, even the little heart of the thick-skinned Yaksha can't withstand this stimulation.
The first brother stepped forward with tears and grabbed the hand that killed the pig, and said that the master brother, I really worked hard, don't say a Tianzun, even a great emperor has practiced it, which is a shame for the master brother
The pig killed the comforting patted the shoulder of the first brother, and said yes, yes, yes, the first brother is the god king, and he can kick it open when he is free, some are opportunities, some are time, let's take our time, okay?
The Kim brothers were so emotional.
Look at this child, only a few days after leaving Mount Meru, the family business is booming, the family is lucky, the ancestral tomb is smoking, and he can finally face Lou Jingou's fathers.
The first brother wiped his tears and looked Tu Zhe up and down, and then stared at this and this. When the pig killer saw his virtue, he laughed and said, "What's wrong? Did you see lice or fleas on the puppet?
The first brother pointed and said, "Master, brother, what kind of realm are you?"
The pig killer rubbed his nose and said in his heart what kind of realm the buddies are, even the buddies themselves don't know.
Let's talk about this supernatural power or something, and if you don't use one and a half coldly, the true monarch is enough to drink a pot, but if you want to talk about this realm, it's not bad to be barely a Tianzun beginner. So it's hard to say, right?
The chatty dog began to sè again. What is the dog proud of? That's the rogue brother who kisses the pimple, right? So there is a chance to brag about the rogue brother, and the dog can let it go?
So the dog began to blow on the nostrils to the sky, saying that you don't know, you can't see it, the supernatural power of the puppet hooligan brother, that guy, hey, have you heard of the thunder robbery? Nine kinds of thunder, that formation, the overwhelming thunder and lightning have all become a sea, and the nine thunder spirits have all come out of the birds, but what can they do when they come out? There is also Oh, a cover in the realm of the puppet hooligan brother's divine consciousness, that guy, tens of millions of people have crossed the catastrophe and pinched, 100,000 saints pinched, 100,000 Oh, all of them have been refined by the puppet hooligan brother into a fat bird
No, I'm going to die! Is there anything more shocking than this? 100,000 saints are fat, what kind of realm is this? I can't calculate it at all, you say that no realm is it, right? The question is, this paralyzed master brother has only lived for a few days?
The first brother and a group of Yaksha generals were so shocked that they didn't know what to call a shock, and they all hid to the side and looked at the sky blankly, imagining the scene of 100,000 saints becoming human fat.
At this time, the dog is depressed.
Is there a mistake in the wood? This is scared? I can't stand it?
However, at this time, the dog turned his attention to the Jin brothers, stepped forward and said with a smile, "What kind of uncle, do you want to see the rogue brothers of the puppet family?
Huh, wives?
Didn't you say that Yueyi divorced and followed her son?
Without waiting for the Jin brothers to figure out what to taste, the dog pulled Xiao Su Mei over and said that the sister-in-law paper would meet her father-in-law soon, what kind of father and uncle This is one of the moons of the puppet hooligan brother hehe, the puppet hooligan brother will have a lot of moon pinching in the future, but even the only one to drop the sun hee
Xiao Su Mei's heart was beating wildly at this time, her face was feverish, and her hands and feet were a little weak.
This is considered to be seeing the other person's adult? Actually, it's still in the love stage, isn't it? So what should this be called? Call daddy? Is it a little anxious? Call uncle? Is it a little more estranged?
Xiao Su Mei was tangled and twisted, and as soon as she looked up, she saw the eyes of joy and jealousy, and also saw the eager expression of the fifth sister rogue Yan, her heart tightened, and she bowed down without saying a word, saying that her father and uncle were on top, and her daughter-in-law Shi Su and her father and uncle were on top
Just kidding, if you twist it, wait for the shameless pleasure or the fifth sister of the anxious mother-in-law to call the father and uncle first, this will not let the two old people have an opinion on the occasional situation. A daughter-in-law is a daughter-in-law, is it possible to become someone else's daughter-in-law?
The Kim brothers are called a musician. This daughter-in-law is still a famous host in the three walls of the North Pole, a very talented woman? This is going to be said to be a face, haha? haha
So the two brothers were busy holding on to Xiao Su Mei's paper, and said hurry up, hurry up, hey, such a sensible daughter-in-law is the blessing of our Jin family, haha.
The next to him flickered with flattering eyes. This shameless one, if you marry in the past, the daughter-in-law is long and the daughter-in-law is short, will something happen, right? Will you be a couple?
So Yueyi didn't wait for the dog to introduce her, and directly stepped forward to kneel down for the Jin brothers, saying that her daughter-in-law had seen her father and uncle. The heart said that who wouldn't pat the sycophants, right? What is your ten thousand blessings? Even just kneel down and hum the bird!
The dog covered his small mouth and giggled, and suddenly there was a sentence that could frighten people to death, saying Sister Yueyi, you kneel like that, your ass is so round and round
Yue Yi was so ashamed that even her toes were red, and she glared at the dog, what are you talking about, what are you talking about, what are you pinching, what are you pinching, what are you talking about, can you say dripping in front of your father-in-law? But then again, how round is the buttocks?
After the dog said this, he ran behind Miss Yanyan and hid, pretending to be afraid that Yue Yi would find the back account, and spit out the tip of his tongue and made a face with Yue Yi, which made everyone laugh.
At the scene, only the hooligan Yan was in a hurry, seeing that Xiao Su Mei and Yueyi had visited the old man as daughters-in-law, how could they see the law?
The dead rascal was smiling and pinching over there, not knowing how to fart out and point out. Oh, mom, what do you do?
This rubbing hands is not moving, the dog ran over in time, Yan Yan now has an idea, while everyone is laughing forward and backward, whispered to the dog, said the dog kiss, Sister Yan pinched?
The dog looked up at the hooligan swallow, blinked his eyes and whispered, Sister hooligan, do you also want to make a drop of the moon?
Where can Miss Yanyan care about what the dog calls her now? The chicken pecked at the rice and nodded, "Think, think, what do you say the dog should do?"
The dog bit one of his dog nails and rolled his eyes to look at the sky for a long time, humming and chirping for a long time, and suddenly shouted at the pig killer: "Brother hooligan, who in the puppet family said that the bird is pinched? Is it the moon or the sun?"
The pig killer replied very resolutely, does this need to be asked? Of course it is the sun!
The dog then proudly raised his little head, and said to the rogue swallow vividly: Hear the birds, the puppets say that the birds are counted, you want to be the moon, well, it's not impossible, but
You can really kill someone in a hurry, just say what you have to say, and you can let it go if you have that. The hooligan Yan was really anxious, and everyone stopped laughing, and they all looked at how they were polite. This dead dog is still here to pinch and pinch it, it's really dripping.
I saw the dog stretch out a small paw and hold it, flying out of the corner of his eye to turn into a rogue swallow. Say that, what, this and that are a little poor, right?
When the hooligan Yan heard this, this was a bribe.
Even the heavens and the earth, the gods, the Buddhas, no one has ever asked for it, why do you have to make offerings here?