Chapter 243: Coercion and Calculation

The moment the dog became the only sun to kill the pig, he let go of the unwillingness and resentment in his heart. Yes, yes, even if Brother Rogue has countless moons, but even if it is the only one, even if it is the sun, all the moons add up, is it comparable to a sun?

So the dog kissed the pig on the face a few times, and the face of the pig was so wet that his heart was sweet. As long as the dog is happy, don't talk about the couple, it's okay to bite the couple.

And Xiao Su Mei, Yueyi, and Yanyan, who were watching this scene with straight eyes, were moved by the true feelings of dogs and pigs, but they had their own thoughts.

Xiao Su Mei was really completely moved, and I really wanted to write a song similar to "People and Dogs Don't Love" to express my feelings at this time.

Is there anything more touching than the sincere emotions of different races that have a mountain that does not break down and the water does not dry up?

Just imagine, together with the races, the races are generally plundering, cheating, and killing each other, and this kind of boundless love, how can it not be sung without wet songs? How can it not touch the selfish and cruel fellows of all kinds in the heavens?

Just think about it again, Xiao Sumei's paper body is also a demon clan, and the relationship between the pig killer and the dog doesn't just show that the pig killer is for the demon clan, and even for all kinds of innocent feelings?

And Yueyi, as an Asura clan, although the book says that she is full of virtues, but the straightforwardness and simplicity of the Asura clan still make her unable to hide her jealousy and unwillingness.

Hmph, my godsister is the moon?

But this dog is clearly in love with you, and he is competing with us for favor. Fortunately, it's not a human body, otherwise I don't know how to burn to death, let's pinch.

However, the moon is also big and small, right?

Miss Yanyan is so pleasing and resentful. Miss Yanyan is not even a moon now, and she is not qualified to eat dog's vinegar, right?

So Miss Yanyan looked up at the three moons in the sky and muttered in her heart:

Two of them have a hukou, and the remaining one is wandering.

Oh, dead rascal, do you want to give me a happy word?

And in the distance, Mu Xiu Loutuo showed a knowing smile on his face.

He is really a little grateful to this kid who killed the pig, this guy wants to say the moon and stars or something, and he doesn't the dog to death? If the dog listens to him say that he is not the sun and is not the only one, in case he runs away in anger again, then he is not in a hurry to die?

And at this time, the dog's two little paws tore at the cheeks of the pig-killing and said with a grin, Brother hooligan, let's build a moon palace at home, or if we have 10,000 moons in the future, we will have a place to live with birds, right?

Ten thousand moons?

Who are you going to be tired to death if you are paralyzed? Is the hooligan brother so greedy? There are so many three, five, or thirty, fifty, or at most, one hundred and eighty, and at most one hundred and eighty, which is about the same bird, right?

Do you think that the hooligan brother is Wei Xiaobao? He married seven wives at once? The one who killed the pig was unconscious, and he himself was more greedy than Wei Xiaobao, I don't know how many times.

The one who killed the pig sighed, this person can't have too many desires, ha, if he has desires, he will engage in corruption, you must know that the heavens and all the worlds don't know how many bitter singles are waiting to marry a daughter-in-law, right? We have a hundred and eighty here, it's about the same, right? Mmmm, it can't be more, and if there is more, it's not corruption, it's called rotting.

Of course, whether it was the dog's words or the pig's words, it caused Xiao Su Mei's paper and Yueyi's disdain and anger, and for a while, the pig-killing girl drilled everywhere, and the ghost cried wolf howling for help or something, and only Yanyan girl saved him. The little lady is not angry, you heart thief has two formal ones and even this backup, and you are still thinking about dozens or hundreds? Okay, even to save you, even to save you There is a piece of flesh all over your body that is not purple dripping hum.

I didn't mention the corrupt and debaucherous scene here, but said that the three old ghosts of Lao Luohu, Mo Bo Xun, and Mu Xiu Loutuo had decided to go to Mount Meru to talk about life and ideals with Emperor Shakti.

The old guys had already made up their minds, and they didn't say hello to the pig killers, and came to Mount Meru with a few flashes.

Lord Mu Xiuloutuo was in charge of picking up people from the Jin brothers' palace in the Little Heavenly King's Palace, and Lao Rahu and Mo Bo Xun were in charge of negotiating with Emperor Shakti.

Emperor Shakti was drinking wine in the city of Zenjian and waiting for the news, but he didn't think that what he was waiting for was not good news, but bad news that he was happy to divorce him.

This paralyzing thing is something that the uncle can endure and the aunt can't bear either.

Lao Tzu, I am also a god, and one of your paralyzed father-in-law came and said that my daughter wants to divorce you, what do you say?

A marriage that says that wood has love is a hooligan, and the twisted melon is not sweet.

Paralyzed, this is to step on my old emperor's face into the cow and stomp on it, right?

You, a great Asura King, a realm lord, are just bullying me with a shy face? Coercion by force, right? The paralyzed would rather be broken than broken, and the old men will fight with you—

Emperor Shakti wanted to recite the "Nioh Protector Mantra" regardless of it, and wanted to recite the old Rahu to death.

But where can he hide this little bit of caution from the old devil Mo Bo Xun?

I saw the old devil wave his hand and said, "You rest, paralyzed, you don't know our means of turning into a free man? As long as it is something that has been seen, it can't be turned into wood, and if it can be turned out, it can be used by the puppet. Nima, you have seen this little trick several times, can you bluff my two brothers? Believe it or not, I will destroy your kid first with two sentences?

He turned into a free heaven, that is the highest heaven in the desire realm, but it is not the ability of Emperor Shakti to compete, Shakyamuni can't do it, what can he do, the old devil really can't pull anyone out. Back then, the old devil instructed the three witches to seduce Shakyamuni and ruin his Taoism, although he didn't succeed, but Shakyamuni didn't do much, right?

To say that this Shakti is actually not the kind of person who would rather bend than bend, otherwise he would not have called on the heavens to help him fight with the Asura or the Yaksha Kingdom. The Heavenly Lords actually don't look up to the Emperor Shakti, and helping him fight is also completely considering the face of the heavens, otherwise if he loses the battle, this person can't afford to lose it.

As soon as the old devil's words came out, Emperor Shakti was deflated, and the little bit of Geng Qi that he wanted to break the jade just now disappeared for a while.

But although Geng Qi is gone, there is still resentment.

So, the old emperor said with a bitter face, what is this, it's not that my emperor Shakti is unreasonable, this is really about face, otherwise the two of you will teach me a way, which can not only dissolve this marriage, but also not lose our face?

Mo Bo Xun laughed and said, "What's so difficult about this?"

Do you think this is going to be done? You should now issue a decree of God, saying that in order to adapt the Hammorebi Code to the requirements of the new form, to ensure that marriage is based on affection and that the Code of Law is the guarantee, and that all marriages against the will of one party will be illegal in the future. Forcing one party to obey, re-education through labor at the lightest, and sentencing at the worst, which one dares to rob men and women?

And then what about you? Set an example for your body, and first take the initiative to dissolve your marriage with pleasure, isn't this all face? The old devil is not talented, and he must call on the heavens of the desire realm to learn from you and promote your advanced experience from Mount Sumeru, so that you can make it?

Nima, are you forcing Lao Tzu to obey your wishes?

You are called raping Lao Tzu's will, do you know? Then you will first give yourself to the old emperor to take a look?

Although Emperor Shakti turned the Demon Wave Curse upside down in his heart, after thinking about it carefully, he felt that the old devil's mention was still quite good.

According to the legal code, the autonomy and voluntariness of this marriage is a civilized progress, right? Lao Tzu gave up his pleasure first, that is the act of benevolence, right? In this way, Lao Tzu has a face, and he is not afraid of the jokes of the heavens when he says it.

But can you guarantee that you will really promote the experience of Lao Tzu in the heavens? Nima Lao Tzu is waiting to see those wives who have been forced by you and Lao Luo Hu to fight divorce lawsuits with you.

Shakti thought evilly, and couldn't help laughing.

If you are paralyzed, you will be embarrassed, why is Lao Tzu the only one who is deflated? Lao Tzu wants to set off a marriage revolution in the heavens of the Three Realms, so that your favorite wives will run away with others, hahaha-

So, Emperor Shakti promised that this was no problem, but there was a request, the realm lord, you said that you want to promote the experience of our Mount Meru, this is not for fun, right?

Tsk –

I've never seen anyone more crooked than you, and it's good to be the master of the day, although the supernatural powers are weak, but the strength can't be small, right?

There is no problem at all with the paralyzed Lao Tzu promoting and publicizing this for you, but whether the heavens want to follow you like this is their internal affairs, and they have learned it, and then said that this is not in line with our situation, and we are not going to implement it for the time being. Do you still let Lao Tzu pinch his neck and let the family do the same? Do you know what a local characteristic is?

So the old devil nodded like a chicken pecking rice, saying that there was a problem with this wood, vigorously promoting it, and sparing no effort.

So the old emperor happily signed the divorce contract.

After signing, Lao Luo Hu proposed to say what, Tu Zhe said that he wanted to move his family out of bounds, and the law of free movement was recognized by the heavens.

Emperor Shakti sneered in his heart, paralyzed This is to avoid Lao Tzu, I want to be beautiful, Lao Tzu does not agree, otherwise Lao Tzu will destroy the Jin brothers and family in the future, it is not suitable.

So the old emperor smiled and said that there is no need for this! If you want to say that you don't leave the country, isn't it very free? If you want to settle down somewhere, you can get a dual realm? Why bother like this? Besides, Tu Zhe's little Tianzi is the pride of the sky of our Sumeru Mountain, and we will still expect him to win glory for Sumeru Mountain in the future, not to mention anything else, after nine and a half years, I will still expect the little Tianzi to get a good ranking in the Heavens of the Desire Realm Young Talents Literary and Military Competition, right?

Did you tell me everything, what else are we talking about?

Old Rahu and Mobo Xun glanced at each other, and they understood in their hearts the plans of the emperor. Isn't it just that you want to play some tricks in the future, and when you clean up the Jin family, there is a reason why the outside world must not interfere in internal affairs?

So the two sides agreed that Tu Zhe could obtain the dual realm of any place, but the ancestral realm must be Litian.

Lao Luo Hu didn't wait to grind with him, and said goodbye, Mu Xiu Loutuo had already brought out the Jin brothers' family, and of course, the good things left by Tu Zhe were also included in the ring.

Not to mention the farewell with false eyebrows, the three old political hooligans led the Jin family to return to the Yudan Yue Continent in a few flashes.

When they saw Tu Zhe, the Jin brothers burst into tears, and now they finally escaped from the wolf's den to see their relatives.

As soon as Shudra, the captain of the personal guard, saw Tu Zhe, he howled and rushed forward: "Brother master, my brother will come occasionally-"