Chapter 135: Pairing

Xiao Su Mei Paper has heard a little about the first beauty of the Three Realms of the Shi Family.

If you want to talk about the problem of women, but whether you are a mortal or an immortal, as long as she is a woman, she cannot escape the common problems of women, well, or characteristics or nature.

There is a very speechless characteristic in the nature of women, that is, you can't say who is the first beauty in the place. Just like a man's Wen Wu is the first, Wu Wu is the second, as long as you say who is the first, the vinegar jar will be smashed soon.

As long as it is the first beauty, it doesn't matter how far you are from her, whether you have a competitive relationship with her, these are secondary.

The important thing is that you can't be first, where do I put if you are first, right?

You say there are women who are not jealous?

Yes, that is, she feels that she is too ugly to see people, is it useful for her to be jealous? All she has is envy and lamentation. Such a woman feels that she is not even qualified to be jealous and hateful.

The bad thing is that there are still a little bit of posture, and I always feel that my beauty can still be dizzy. If this kind of woman is jealous, or even very open, it will be disastrous.

A real-life example is poor Andromeda, whose mother Theopeia angered the sea god's wife by showing off her appearance, so there is the story of Andromeda's suffering.

Although Xiao Su Meizhi is kind-hearted and calm-hearted, you must remember that Xiao Su is also a woman, and she is also a woman who thinks she is also a beautiful woman in the Arctic Heavens.

Although Xiao Su is not as ruthless as the wife of the sea god Poseidon, it is always okay to express his jealousy, right?

So Xiao Su said sourly, what is that, pleasing an asura, is it really beautiful like that?

The dog seemed to be open-mouthed, but what he said was said in Xiao Sumei's heart.

The dog said Of course, it's difficult for us to find a piece that is more beautiful than Sister Yueyi, even if you look at it, Sister Xiao Su, you are on par with her, and the others, even if it's the old dripping fox Theopea, right?

When Xiao Su heard this, his brain immediately dropped in wisdom, and he was overjoyed in his heart, ah-it turns out that I am comparable to the first beauty of the Three Realms and Heavens of the Shi family. This heart is beautiful, just look at the dog's eyes.

Tu Zhe looked at the dog strangely, and said that this dog was a little wrong today.

In the past, when I saw a beautiful woman next to my buddies, it was like a thief, how can I be so generous today?

No, this dog has a problem today.

However, Tu Zhe couldn't ask in front of Xiao Su Mei's paper, so he put this matter down first.

So, Xiao Su Meiji suddenly discovered a common language with dogs, and she chatted endlessly with dogs.

The dog sells cuteness, saying that Sister Xiaosu is long and beautiful, why are you still single? You see that Sister Yueyi has already had a mother-in-law's family, and my hooligan brother has no choice but to recognize others as sister birds, what a pity, now you can't chase birds, and when you chase them, you will become incestuous birds

As soon as he met a beautiful woman, the dog always took the opportunity to say a few words, as if reminding others of something, and Xiao Su felt that he didn't know how to answer him.

The dog doesn't care about your set, continue to say, in fact, sister, you, it's the most suitable bird to be my rogue brother's wife, do you want to be a matchmaker?

Tu Zhe's face was sweating profusely, you are still a matchmaker, you are still a prostitute matchmaker, can you say this to someone just after you met?

Besides, you asked the rogue brother?

Brother Rogue's feelings are ignored by you?

Brother Rogue is the main bird of your life?

Are you your brother's sister or your brother's mother?

Xiao Su Mei coughed twice, and said What is that, dog, don't you hooligan brother still have three witches, they are all beautiful enough?

The dog's mouth pursed, and he raised his little face disdainfully, how can they do what they do? Although it is said that they don't care about their three-pot little hoof birds now, it is resolutely not good to be the wife of the hooligan brother. Because you know the truth, right?

Xiao Su shook his head in confusion.

The dog whispered in Xiao Sumei's ear, even tell you, their three pots are no longer pure, Sister Xiaosu, you say, can the daughter-in-law of the puppet family be impure, right?

Xiao Su Mei's paper was not only so embarrassed that her face turned red, but the black lines on her head were also one by one.

This dog is cute, but it's too straightforward, right?

What is an impure bird?

When you talk to a pure sister that others are not pure birds, then you have to think of it, how are their three pots impure?

Isn't that shameful?

Before the dog was finished, Tu Zhe hurriedly covered the dog's mouth, but was unceremoniously beaten off by the dog.

The dog snorted angrily and said that the hooligan brother puppet told you that the other things don't matter, our family even says that the bird counts, if your wife doesn't even approve of the drop, she can't even enter the door.

Tu Zhe rubbed his nose and stopped talking, and his eyes didn't dare to look at Xiao Su Mei's paper.

Is this Nima all a miracle?

If it weren't for the fact that this woman listened to gossip, she wouldn't care about anything.

If you put it in normal times, or say this to Xiao Su Mei with another person, she would have been swept out of the house a long time ago.

However, isn't this about the first beauty and the god horse godsister godbrother? If you don't listen to it, it's like finding insomnia by yourself.

I saw the dog mysteriously floating in front of Xiao Su Mei's face, two little paws supporting the little cheeks, and the head was tilted left and right, looking at Xiao Su Mei paper, and said Sister, you are not the same bird, right?

Xiao Su Mei raised her hand and made a gesture to fight, what do you say, who is not pure

The dog grinned, and didn't dodge, saying that sister, if you want to give up, you can hit it, but don't hit your face, if you want to hit your ass, you can hit your ass?

Xiao Su Meizhi looked at the dog and felt that she hated and loved it to death, and pointed to the dog's forehead and said You, it's one

Xiao Su Mei pretended to be puzzled and asked, "Why did your hooligan brother become the younger brother of Concubine Yueyi?"

The dog attached it to Xiao Su Mei's ear and whispered, sister, you don't know what to do. Sister Yueyi actually likes the rogue brother, but she has a husband bird, so she has to recognize a younger brother.

Xiao Su Meizi couldn't help but look at Tu Zhe twice, and said in her heart that in addition to looking okay, she didn't see anything special about him, why did she invite the first beauty of the family to see him?

Tu Zhe didn't dare to mingle with their chat now, and when he saw a book on a jade chair, he picked it up and read it.

The spirit of the dog's gossip today is carried forward, and the story of Tu Zhe and Yueyi, as well as the various things in Mount Meru and the city of Mopo Emperor, is told again and again, which makes Xiao Su Mei's eyes shine, and the fire of gossip is even more burning.

Oh my God, it turns out that this little genius is still so powerful, he killed the head of Laizha and so many saints by himself, and he also killed dozens of killers of the "Enchanting Wall". couldn't help but look at Tu Zhe differently.

The story is almost over, and the dog barks that Sister Xiao Su is even dry and dry, and she doesn't want to drink anything.

Xiao Su Mei hurriedly poured a Jingxiao jade dew for the dog to quench its thirst. The dog grunted and began to aim at Xiao Su again.

The dog made a mysterious shape and put his little head against Xiao Sumei's paper face, and said that Sister Xiao Su said you, you want to look good, you want to be pure and pure, you want to learn and learn, you see that you have built such a big drop of library birds, and you can catch up with the puppet hooligan brother has learned birds, so I think it's right, the two of you are the most suitable bird. ”

Xiao Su Mei had a fever on her face, so she selectively listened to the dog's words, and directly ignored the advice of the pair, saying that your hooligan brother is very knowledgeable?