The daughter couldn't rest assured that Baishi left Yinyang Lake and went to Nanhua Mountain. I wanted to go with it, but looking at my big tail, forget it! There is such a burden, and then they will have to cause trouble. I had no choice but to endure the disgust in my heart and be accompanied by beautiful women.

On a moonlit night, sitting on a dirt bag and looking up at the starry sky, I wanted to sing a song "Go West" or "Orchid Flower", the sad tune is just right for my current mood. In the end, though, it's settled. On the one hand, I'm afraid that if I go out in my throat, the croppers in these ten miles and eight towns will come out with rolling pins to fight with me, and the second is that we really can't remember the lyrics! Why is it so difficult to express the depression in your heart? I couldn't help but lift my legs, and alas---,, I forgot that we had no legs anymore, and I fell into the pit with a tumbling belt.

"Bah, baba, baba" spit out the mud in my mouth, and I really wanted to cry when I sat in the pit. When will this kind of day when people are not ghosts and ghosts?

"Why is the husband so depressed? Such a beautiful moonlight with the best acacia flower brew in the world can just solve a thousand sorrows. "The graceful figure of the beautiful woman holding a wine plate on a dirt bag with only a few weeds reminds me of a sculpture in a certain city, but with a dark background, a strong sense of gloom comes to my face.

"Wine can be left, and nothing else will be superfluous." If you want to seduce me, you're still a little tender! I thought that I could get out of the sludge without staining it when I was stuck in the fat powder pile for the sake of business. You've seen a lot like this.

"Why does my husband always turn me away? Anyway, we have been married once. The beauty couldn't see her expression clearly with her face sideways, but just listening to the voice was quite emotional.

"Dependent origin and perishing, dependent birth is empty. The fate between you and me is over, so why force it. "It's nice to have someone listen to me pose for a beautiful sentence that I've learned before.

"Isn't it a new origin for you and I to meet again?" Beauty seems to be learning logic quite well.

"You're right, it's just that good causes make people grateful and forget, while ugly causes make people disgusted and avoid." In order not to spoil the atmosphere, I forced myself not to say the common saying "Don't shave your head, your burden will be hot".

"I'm so annoyed with my husband?" Listening to the tone of the beauty, I'm afraid it's time to cry.

"I can't talk about boredom, I just want to be able to stay away." Beauty, beauty, why do you bother! Do you want my brother to sing you a song "It's Not Your Fault for Falling in Love with Me"?

"Well, then I won't bother my husband." Hey--it's rare for a beautiful woman to be so considerate this time! It's just that --- shouldn't be, you said you were all uphill, why do you go back to that?" And behold, it's exposed. The smile on your lips is so conspicuous in the moonlight. Do you think it's better to blame you or the moon?

"Alas--it's a pity that there's a pot of locust flower stuff!" Needless to say, there must be something wrong with this wine. There are more of these kinds of film and television dramas. How could I be fooled! However, this wine cannot be wasted! What if the beautiful woman herself drank wine and waited for me in the cave? Idle is idle, I climbed the edge of the pit with difficulty, gave full play to the role of a pair of big blue eyes, and looked east and west. Coincidentally, there was a black shadow moving in the pit not far away.

"Spare your life, my lord!" It's strange that I can understand the language of beasts, and it seems that this shell has its own translation function. Looking at the dusty vole in my hand, I was a little hesitant, no matter how I said that the beauty is now my daughter's mother, I can't bury her too much. This one doesn't work, we have to change it. Looking up, the night vision function of our eyes is good, and it can't be admired without admiration! A bird scurrying around in the middle of the night is certainly not a good bird. That's it!

"Spare your life, my lord!" Same lines! It seems that our reputation in our previous life was not very good! I have to think about it, and I should be gentle with small animals in the future.

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, I won't eat you." I stroked the poor little bird and wondered if I should buy another one.

"I'm Satoru. Don't you know me, my lord? "Hey--I really didn't recognize you bird spirit if you didn't say anything, since you threw yourself into the net, then it's no wonder that this king is king.

"Satoru, it's been a long time. Did you pass the message last time?" My wife and son don't know if they will be scared to hear a bird speak in my tone.

"It's here, it's here, Xiaowu will do something, you can put a hundred hearts." The bird spirit writhed and struggled to get out of my grasp.

"And how did they react?"

"They were happy and thanked me." What nonsense. As for my wife and son, the two living treasures are still happy to see you imitate me and speak? Thank you too? Pull it down. It's no wonder they don't kill you. Since you're lying to me, hehe, we'll settle it out if we use you as an experiment.

"Oh-yes, thank you so much. Come, I just have a pot of good locust flower brew here, which is a reward for you. "I pinched the bird's beak with one hand, and poured the pot into its mouth with the other.

"Goo-goo-no-goo-goo-drink, goo-goo." I don't care if you drink it or not, this pot of wine is yours anyway.

"Ahh I let go of my hand when I finished drinking, and the bird flapped its wings and slammed into the ground.

"Why don't you go to my cave and rest." I picked up the bird spirit and rubbed it to the entrance of the cave, but I didn't expect the fish tail to be much more flexible when I did this, it was so smooth!

Seeing the bird stumble into the hole, I hurriedly rubbed to the side and hid.

"Ah---" The beauty's high-pitched and passionate voice is as good as Huang Shilang's fart sound. All of a sudden, the whole depression was noisy with birds, flying squirrels, jumping mosquitoes.

"Brother Qingmu, you've done a bit too much!" Early the next morning, as soon as I got into bed after watching a good show all night, Huang Shilang leaned on the edge of the bed and blew the wind in my ears.

"Are you bothered? What am I doing? Let me get some good sleep, okay?" I turned around and really didn't pay attention to him. This is tired! Straight to sleep.

"Husband, look, this jade jade bracelet is so beautiful." The beauty clutched a green bracelet lightly in her fingers. "Madame, if you like it, buy it. Boss, how much does this bracelet cost?" Odd? I even called the beauty Madame. "This guest officer, I won't tell you, this bracelet is the goods we just purchased, the special Burmese old pit material, you look at this color, then look at this water head, and then listen to this sound, it is definitely a rare good goods! At present, this kind of goods on the market also have at least three thousand taels of silver, look at your two extraordinary appearance, must not be a small family, and hope to come to help in the future, today count you two a return price, two thousand eight hundred taels. "It's too expensive, just take a look." The beauty put down the bracelet and turned her head to look at some small objects. "Madame has a rare fancy for something, come, try it." I gently lifted my jade-like left hand and slowly pushed the bracelet through my fingertips. A light red locust flower birthmark on the beauty's arm looks more elegant and charming against the background of the turquoise bracelet. "Hey--Madame's acacia flower print has one more petal, congratulations Madame." I whispered in the beautie's ear. "Yes, even I didn't expect that there would be seven petals." The beauty looked down and smiled. "It just so happens that this bracelet is a congratulatory gift from Madame. Boss, check out. "No, it's too expensive. Buy that pair of emerald earrings the same. "Well, it's such a big thing, I don't think this bracelet is a little heavy enough." If you like it, that's it. "It's fine, thank you. It should be a dowry prepared in advance for our daughter. The beautiful woman carefully removed the bracelet from her hand, ready for the boss to wrap it. What kind of bag to pack, take it directly with you, you take it with you before giving it to your daughter, so that she can know that this is her mother's personal belongings. The beautiful woman rested her head on my shoulder with a happy face......

Hey--- this dream is a bit level! Could it be that my wife from my previous life gave me a dream so that I could tell whether the person in front of me was real or fake? I stretched my waist, flicked my big tail, "bang", and hurriedly propped my head to take a look, facing Huang Shilang's resentful gaze.

"You said that you didn't treat me well, you didn't lie at the end of my bed, and people who didn't know the truth thought you were spying on me." I need to put out his fire before he gets mad.

"You--don't you feel very uncomfortable if you don't run people?" Huang Shilang's stupid appearance is really happy, my heart is so happy!

"That's right, you're right this time. I just don't feel well. I rolled over and originally wanted to Erlang's legs, but the big tail flicked again, and "pop--" slapped Huang Shilang directly on all fours.

"Ouch - are we born to be compatible." Huang Shilang covered his face and got up from the ground, looking miserable, and his nosebleeds came out.

"I'm sorry, it's all because of this big tail." I wanted to laugh but felt too cruel, so I quickly shut my mouth.

"Alright, don't pretend to be a good person here. Don't you just want me to teach you the art of transformation? Huang Shilang rubbed his nose with the placket of his clothes.

"Have you thought about it? To teach or not to teach?" I didn't bother to talk to him.

"It's okay to teach, but I have one condition, you have to swear that you will never tell anyone that I taught it." What should I be, cut --, this oath is too substandard,

"Okay, I swear, only God knows that Huang Shilang taught me the art of transformation, the earth knows, I know, you know, if I say it, I will drag this big tail forever. This is going down, isn't it?" I swore an oath, and I was worried that this guy would change his mind.

"Listen to it, I'll only demonstrate it once." Huang Shilang began to swing his Ultraman moves again.

"Stop, stop, can we not pose so childishly? If you want to pose, you have to pose as an adult, ouch--- "I wanted to show a Huang Feihong's opening move, but I forgot about this big tail, a butt pier, and it hurt me so much that I burst into tears."

"Hahaha, you also have today. Hahaha, poof--" This Huang Shilang was too carried away, and the back door suddenly fell. OMG! In this almost enclosed space, I am the only victim, even if there is one more person to share it! Is this retribution? Well, I confess, I shouldn't have done such an outrageous thing to a beautiful woman last night, and I shouldn't have slapped Huang Shiro with a big tail just now. However, this retribution is also a little more ruthless!

"I--I--a-" Huang Shilang is still a responsible guy, sucking in and squirting out of a big mouthful of his own fart, his face swollen and red. As soon as I saw that the situation was not good, it was about to make a second sound, and I hurriedly rushed out of the hole.

I took a few sharp breaths of fresh air, and when I looked up, I looked up at the beautiful woman with a look of resentment and doubt.

"Hurry up and save Huang Shilang." I pointed to the hole behind me, pretending to be exhausted. Now that you have received retribution, you don't care if there is a second time.

"Boom---" Seeing the beautiful woman lying on the side of the small dirt bag and vomiting, my heart is much more balanced. That's right, how can you enjoy good things alone!

Huang Shilang should have been embarrassed because he lost face in front of a beautiful woman, and he didn't see him for a few days. The beautiful woman probably hates me so much that she doesn't even cook for me. There is no way, we can only rely on ourselves. Fortunately, there is still some food left in the cave that I don't know who has purchased it, so we don't have to dig the weeds on the edge of the pit. My daughter and Shiraishi still haven't heard from me, and I don't know how they're doing? I was completely alone. In order to pass the time of boredom, I began to carry out Taobao activities in the depression. This piece of land that once belonged to me now needs to be brought back to its owner's arms. I started to expand my territory around the cave where I lived, pitting pit by pit like a child. It's really not covered, and the harvest is quite rich. From the first copper plate I picked up to yesterday's piece of silver, I have gathered a small pile of large and small objects. My mood became more and more excited, and this depression was like a cornucopia in my eyes. Thinking about it when I was a child, I obviously lived not far from here, if I dared to come here at that time, maybe my family would have become a 10,000 yuan household.

"My lord, I'm so interested." I was sitting in a pit and studying what kind of animal had left a slender and slender bone that had just been dug out, and the bird spirit that I had groomed hovered and landed on the edge of the pit, the hair on my head was torn by the beautiful woman, and my little face was covered with a quick band-aid.

"Ouch, after a few days of hard work, Xiao Wu is also beautiful." I teased with a smile.

"Hehe, the king is really good at laughing. I was almost scratched to death by that woman, didn't I just kiss her? As for it?" The bird spirit looks angry and cute.

"That is to say, our little Wu is so handsome, kissing her is to give her face." Sometimes teasing birds seems to be more fun than teasing people.

"My lord, I know there is good stuff in a pit. Are you going or not?" The bird's eyes sparkled with sincerity.

"Really? What's good?" I threw away the bones in my hand and got up with a grunt.

"There used to be your treasure room, the king, and I have only seen the things in it once, and there are many rare treasures." I still have a treasure room? It seems that we were also an explosive household in our previous life.

"Where? Walk briskly, lead the way. "I was thrilled to see the collection from my past life.

"Right behind the hole where you live now." The bird spirit was unhurried in the air to lead the way for me.

"See, it's right below that slope, and you can slide down the slope to get there." The bird flapped its wings happily.

"Treasure, I'm coming!" I yelled at the fishtail and rushed straight down with the joy of playing on the slide when I was younger.

"Whoosh----"Holy! Why did we forget to guard against this cheap bird when we only cared about anti-wolf, anti-rat, anti-beauty? This is the end of greed for money! When a big black hole flashed in front of me, I knew I had been fooled, and I could only silently say "Floor drain, I'm coming" in my heart while the last ray of light disappeared.