I don't know how deep this floor drain is? Thankfully, my shell is rough and thick-skinned, hard-wearing. It's all about playing an extended version of the super slide in the playground. I clasped my hands and closed my eyes, silently listening to the sound of the wind in my ears, and fell asleep in a daze.

"Mother, I don't want to go to the Wufu Sea." It turns out that I was like this when I was a child in my previous life! A small tugs on the head are like a radish tassels, a pair of big eyes bulging like two grapes on the face, the small body is strong and powerful to look good, a big golden tail that is extremely incongruous with the upper body, and at a glance, you know that you must be a qualified monster when you grow up. "Mother is reluctant to let you go, but you also have to learn some skills, right? Don't worry, your master is very good, as long as you are obedient, he will not punish you. Also, you have two holidays a year to come back and visit me! ”。 The screen turns. "Boy, do whatever you want you to do, don't you have any ideas yourself? It's really no fun at all. "A middle-aged man with blond hair was training me with a bamboo stick because I was too obedient. It's unreasonable! "What, still not convinced?" O Forehead God! As soon as the middle-aged man looked up, the big golden eyes really shocked me, occupying two-thirds of the entire face, the nose was small and pitiful, like a forgotten eye feces sandwiched under the eyes, the mouth matched the eyes, drawing a perfect semicircle along the bottom of the face. It's not going to be a toad, is it?" The law of our unvainous divine skills is that God moves with his heart and enjoys himself with one heart. It's all about free play, when will you be able to become a teacher like this?", what's the mess? No wonder I can't beat the Golden Dragon King, it's strange that such an unreliable master can beat it! The screen turns again. "Master, Qingmiao is here to ask you to resign." At this time, I have turned into a strong man, and I look like my son. It looks like my gene is inherited from another lifetime! But my name doesn't match my looks. "Seedlings"? With our rugged appearance, isn't this funny! "Xiaoqing--" Master's voice made me even more embarrassed! Isn't "Xiaoqing" the sister of White Snake? No, no, if you go out and be called like this again, you really can't even straighten your waist, and you must change your name when you go back. I can't call it "Qingmiao" anymore, and this damn "Xiaoqing". "Xiaoqing, you're wandering again. Yes, yes, it looks like you're really ready to become a teacher. "What kind of logic is this? It seems that this guy is a liar who specializes in misleading people's children. "You must listen carefully to what the master is going to say next, and don't get distracted. The Emperor of Heaven sent you to garrison the Yin Yang Lake for his own purposes. You must guard against arrogance and rashness, and do not act rashly. Don't forget! ”

"Kutong--" I finally landed. This process takes longer than many women with difficult births to have a baby. I opened my eyes and looked up, and the floor drain was so deep that I couldn't see my head with my eyes wide open. With my hands, it seems impossible to see the light of day again. Unless there is a miracle.

"Bow to the king's inspection." Huh – what's the situation? I looked around, but there was nothing.

"King, the old man is under you!" I quickly looked down. A huge pot lid was just under my butt, but luckily there wasn't a handle on it, otherwise I wouldn't have fallen off it and wouldn't have been on the right spot somewhere.

"Who are you? Why are you here?" When I jumped off the lid of the pot with a carp, I found out that this "pot lid" was an old turtle.

"The king is really a noble man who forgets things. The old man followed the king from the heavenly realm to the turtle beast rock of this Yin-Yang Lake, and guarded the Yin-Yang Mirror here for many years. Has the king forgotten?" The old turtle's expression was a little painful, probably because he had been smashed by me just now.

"Rock? Yin-Yang Mirror?" People in the world often use "solid as a rock" as a metaphor for indestructible love, but I didn't expect this old turtle to be called a rock. Also, what is this yin-yang mirror?

"Hehe, I'm sorry, I had a serious illness a while ago and forgot a lot of things, I don't know if Pan Lao can tell me in detail." I only know some about what happened in my previous life, and I don't know if it's true or not, since this old turtle came here with me to guard the Yin-Yang Mirror, he should know more.

"Yes, no wonder the king looked at the old man so strangely. Well, the old man will tell you from the beginning. "The rock seems to have been lonely for many years, and finally a listener finally fell and began to tell the story of the past with a very happy look.

It turned out that it had been nearly 10,000 years since I left my master and was sent to this Yinyang Lake by the Emperor of Heaven. At that time, human society had not yet taken shape. This yin-yang mirror under the Yin-Yang Lake is conceived by the two immortal qi of heaven and earth, yin and yang, which can balance the operation of the five elements and eliminate the incompatibility between heaven and earth, which is the treasure of the fairy world. It is all up to the Emperor of Heaven to rule the Quartet, so it is also coveted by all forces. For the sake of safety, the Emperor secretly ordered this mirror to be hidden under this lake, and secretly sent me and this rock to take care of it. This matter was quite secret, and only a few Divine Monarchs in the Heavenly Realm who had a close relationship with the Heavenly Emperor knew about it. As for the fact that the Golden Dragon King burned the Yin Yang Lake later, the rock did not know.

Listening to Panshi's words, I felt that my brain cells were not enough. The flesh on his face is still quite elastic, but this body has been around for 10,000 years, could it be that this body has its own embalming function? The world of immortals is really not what we mortals can imagine!

"The lake is gone, don't you know?" I think that's a bit too. The drain was under the lake, and now there was no water here, and the rock said he didn't know about it.

"The king may have forgotten that due to the existence of a yin-yang mirror in this yin-yang cave, the Emperor of Heaven specially cast a spell to set up an enchantment to enclose this place, ordinary things can't get in, and of course water is the same." Listening to what the rock said, it seems that there is a mantra to enter this cave. But I slipped in like this, and I didn't see anything blocking me?

"The king is the emperor's favorite general, so it is naturally unimpeded." Maybe now I have become a waste in the eyes of the rock, look at his eyes, clearly written nine big words, "If there is anything unclear, hurry up and ask", oh - no, one, two, three...... Ten is ten big characters.

"So my dwelling at the bottom of the lake has been immortalized like this Yin-Yang Cave?" I think of the spacious rooms above, and there is only one possibility that no mortal can see or enter after so many years, and that is that mortals can't see or enter at all.

"Of course. Including the entire area at the bottom of the Yinyang Lake, mortals will fall into the deep pit next to it as long as they enter. You can go and see how many unfinished bodies there have fallen over the years. "You old turtle is deliberately teasing me, aren't you? Could it be that the bone I dug out of the pit in the morning was a human bone? Bad luck, bad luck!

"Is this immortal method only useful to mortals? I see that the above few immortals come and go freely in my house, and it is not very good. "I suspect that the immortal method above has been burned by a heavenly fire of the Golden Dragon King.

"Cut--what you have above is just an ordinary immortal method, of course they can come and go as they please. You let them come down and try it, and they don't even have a chance to be reincarnated. "The rock is really bullish! But this is a handful for me! I'm still waiting for Huang Shilang to come down and pick me up! What's the matter?

"Pan Lao, no, Pan Daxian, can you do something?" There is no way, we can only beg the great god in front of us with a face.

"Your Majesty, you don't have to be polite, just follow your orders." Rock probably didn't think I was asking him to help? Thinking it was just a routine, he threw his hand at me (it should be the front paws).

"Hehe, can you send me up." How much courage it must have to say this in the face of this old turtle! What a shame on me!

"Huh? What does the king mean? The old man didn't understand. Rock looked up excitedly. I didn't understand this time. What is he excited about? Could it be ...... Oh - I see.

"That's right! As you think, I invite you to come up as a guest. It's too lonely to stay here alone for a long time, how about going up and feeling the taste of the world?" Therefore, it is said that it is necessary to rely on the brain to do things, and the effect of saying different things about the same thing is completely different!

"Thank you so much for the king, woo woo, the old man has not seen the scene of the world for thousands of years, and the last time he went out, he drank the full moon wine of the king's daughter. The old man has been waiting for the king's words for thousands of years. "I didn't expect my casual change of words to make Rock so excited. He even drank my daughter's full moon wine! In this way, Xiaoli is more than 1,000 years old. Oh, my God! That's an old woman! No, no, no, it can't be counted like this, one day in heaven and one year on earth, and three hundred and sixty-five years on earth is equivalent to one year in heaven, so my daughter is almost three years old. It doesn't work that way. It's really tangled!

"Does the king inspect first, let's go up again?" Looks like the rock thought I was here to inspect the work. In this way, it seems that he is not a good leader. Let the family stay alone in this dark and secluded underground, and people are not allowed to go out for a walk. Anyway, I let him out of the wind every once in a while!

"With Pan Daisen guarding here, I still have something to worry about. Let's go up now. "I was secretly ashamed. I didn't treat people well in my previous life, and now I have to lie to him again, isn't this a bit too much?

"Wait a moment, my lord, I'll go change my clothes." Let's go, one step at a time and no turning back. Rock turned around and turned into a simple middle-aged uncle, who was so envious that I couldn't wait to rip off his two legs and put them on me.

"Ouch, I twisted my waist when I just came down, can Pan Daxian help me." At the critical moment, you have to rely on your acting skills, and I don't know if we can pass this performance?

"The king is really good at laughing, and a god of your level will twist his waist." It's over, it looks like we've messed up this play.

"I'll tell you the truth, I've forgotten all the immortal laws now, and I can't fly. So you're going to have to drag me up. "There is no way, only the truth, which is the eternal truth.

"The king laughed again, what kind of immortal method do you people need in the sea of vain, isn't it all based on the communication of the heart." Why doesn't this old turtle believe it? Wait, what he said about "heart-to-heart connection" is basically the same as what I heard my master say in my dream, is it really just to follow what I want to do to achieve the effect?

"If only my fish tail could turn into legs." I said silently in my heart. Alas--no! The tail is still the same tail.

"It seems that the king really forgot. Heart-to-heart connection is easy to say, but hard to do. Take your time, don't rush, I'll go up and wait for you first. Thank you, King, for letting us out. The rock's sentence "waiting for you" disappeared. I stood in a dark hole and looked up to the sky and sighed, "You old turtle is really not a thing", the first half of the sentence moved me a lot, but the second half of the sentence completely changed its taste.

"It's better to rely on people than to rely on yourself." That's our motto when we were mortals. Since no one is reliable, I can only work hard. I sat on the ground and relaxed myself, filled with only one thought---- go out, go up, go out, go up and .......

"Huh--" Why am I sitting on the bed? Look around, this isn't the room we rest! It turns out that the miracle is so simple, what a surprise!

"I'll just say, with the qualifications of the king, it's not easy to understand the previous mental method." Rock sat in front of me with a smile.

"Thank you for your advice!" I can't thank you for my kindness, but this time I sincerely want to thank Rock. Without his agitation, I would not have been able to comprehend my previous mental methods in such a short period of time. That was a thrill that made me immediately take it up a few notches!

"What a change in this world! It's a pity that our Yinyang Lake is gone. Rock had a melancholy look on his face.

"Yes, everything in the world is changing. I don't know how many times better the world is now than before. I sighed. I can't help but feel sad when I think I don't know if I can go back to my old home.

"It seems that the king must have been through a lot of ups and downs over the years, I don't know if I can say a word or two to the old man." Panshi's eyes were full of wisdom, and he smiled like an enlightened monk facing a benefactor in need.

"Daxian thinks too highly of me. The so-called wind and rain are just passing clouds, but there are too many worries, and they can't be forgotten from time to time. "What is in the eyes of others is not a big thing for me in this life. There is only one thing I care about - my wife and children are hot on the kang. Still, I gave him a rough overview of what had happened recently and what I had heard from Huang Shiro.

"It's really touching that the king is so affectionate. But fate is determined by cause and effect. I believe that as long as the king moves with his heart, he will produce a good fruit and relieve this trouble. "It seems that these 10,000 years of rock are not in vain. This is a set of great truths.

"Daxian wants to go with me to taste the food of the world?" As he spoke, his stomach began to get hungry again. Now that we have understood the mental method, we have finally turned over and become our own master, isn't it time to enjoy it?

"I can't ask for it, I can't ask for it!" As soon as he heard that there was something delicious, the monk immediately smiled.

"This mapo tofu looks good, as well as this stir-fried asparagus, hot and sour shredded potatoes...... "I pointed to the home-cooked dishes on the menu, eager to order them all. At this time, I had taken on the form of a man, a big man, and I really looked like my son. The rock is still the same as before, except that I asked him to change out of the kaftan and put on the jacket and trousers that are now in vogue. I didn't expect such ordinary clothes to be worn on his body, and they were worn out of the taste of a scholar. Look at me again, even though I am wearing the same jacket and trousers, I look like a thug carrying a bag. I can only sigh in my heart - the inner is really very important, and it seems that cultivation is necessary!

"Uh--can we order these?" Rock flipped through the menu, pointed to the piece of chicken, duck and fish, and swallowed his saliva.

"Uh--well, but you can only order one, or how about this one called Flower Chicken?" I touched the piece of Grandpa Mao in my pocket that I had just exchanged for the piece of silver I had dug out, and quickly calculated the price in my heart. Fortunately, it didn't exceed the standard.

"It smells so good!" At this time, the rock has completely changed, holding the flower chicken with both hands, and the mouth is full of oil, which is really sweeping the floor.

"Can you eat more slowly?" I can't stand it. This turtle has not lost weight for so many years underground, which proves that there must be a way to get something to eat. But now he looks like he was reincarnated as a starving ghost, and he didn't even let go of the oil soup at the bottom of the plate, and several dishes and more than a dozen steamed buns were all contracted by him. Pity me with half a steamed bun in my hand to hold two chopsticks and dishes, and there are only empty plates left in front of me.

"Hehe, I'm sorry, I'm hungry down there. Can you order a few more dishes?" Rock smirked at me. My depressed mood became even more depressed. Haven't eaten enough yet?

"The point is that we don't have any money now, so we can only grieve you to eat so much for the time being." I thought I'd have to dump this guy when I got a chance later, and use the few dollars left in my pocket to fill my stomach with some goods. Otherwise, this trip is in vain.

"Or, you can get two more steamed buns. Don't you still have the change you just found in your pocket? "Hey--I said you were possessed by Zhou Peel or what? Don't leave me with any thoughts.

"Oh--- it's optimistic, there are only four yuan and five cents in total, and one steamed bun is five cents, you can buy nine, and we are four and a half for each person. Isn't that fair?" In order to prove my selflessness, I turned my pocket over and showed it to Panshi, and then counted the money on the table in front of him, and asked the waiter to serve nine more steamed buns.

"You don't seem to be hungry, so I'll eat two more." It's really dull to eat just eating steamed buns without ordering, and I hesitated and was occupied by two of them. Forget it, don't care about him. When my daughter comes back, I'll have to talk to her about getting some money to spend.

"Why don't we make a little spell and turn it into a bunch of money?" Rock still doesn't seem to have enough to eat. The so-called "starvation makes him dizzy" refers to his current appearance.

"Can you be a little principled. After all, we are also immortals, how can we do that thing of stealing chickens and dogs. "Before the meal, I was looking up to the rock, but now I have become completely contemptuous. From him, I finally figured out an old story---- how unrealistic it is to enjoy the flowers hungry. When I was dating a beautiful woman, I was hungry all the time in order to line up to enjoy the flowers. As a result, the beauty also ran away after watching the flowers. I kept feeling depressed, thinking that her first impression of me was good at the time, why did it end like that? I finally figured it out today.

On the way back, Panshi kept touching his stomach and was a little depressed. I can only sigh with it. When I passed by a brick factory, I couldn't help but feel happy when I saw the revelation of recruitment—God helped me!

"Excuse me, do you have a daily wage for moving bricks here?" This kind of cheeky thing can only be done by me.

"We are counted by the car, and the last car brick is fifty." They didn't even look at me.

"Rock, take a walk, your chance to behave has come. Let's make money. "I put my arm around Panshi's shoulders and pushed it into the brickyard.

Grandma's, this job is really not done by a god. Although we have divine power, the bricks will be broken with a little effort. As a result, a piece was broken and five cents were deducted. I worked hard with the rock to load a cart of bricks, and only after settling the account did I get ten dollars and five cents. In this way, they didn't let us do it, saying that he couldn't afford to pay it. I --, it just means that your bricks are of poor quality. It's such a brick - you're going to have to close the door sooner or later. I cursed the brick factory owner hundreds of times in my heart against the gate of the brick factory, and when I turned around, well, the rock was still settling accounts with his fingers.

"King, I've calculated carefully, we can buy twenty-one steamed buns again." I was speechless in the face of Panshi's happy expression! Do you think I should praise you for your correct calculations or for your generosity? Still steamed buns? Alas, I can only buy steamed buns for about ten yuan.

"No, no, no, this time I can only buy eighteen steamed buns, and I have to keep a piece of five bags of mustard. Eating is a process of enjoyment, and it can't be too bitter for our mouths. "I teach the rock with great care.

"Everything is up to the king." So, the two of us went hand in hand to buy steamed buns and mustard.

I burped and farted all the way back to my cave with Rock, only to be faced with a sumptuous meal prepared by a beautiful woman. Oops, that regret! I knew that the beauty would be regardless of the previous suspicions, and I would still move some bricks! Looking back at the rock, I wanted to get some comfort from the rock, but people rolled up their sleeves, took a deep breath, sat down on the table and continued to eat. Big brother, is your stomach really as deep as the hole you live in?

"Husband remembered the art of change?" The beautiful woman stared at me with a pair of legs and her eyes widened.

"Thanks to my dude's help, I can barely change into a human form." I can't be too secretive about suspicious people.

"Who is this?" The beauty's puzzled expression showed that she didn't know the rock. Haha, the suspicion has finally appeared. Aren't you my wife in my previous life? How can you not recognize your husband's subordinates?

"This is my buddy, come on, Daxian, let me introduce you, this is my daughter's mother." I patted Rock's head, which was only concerned with eating, to see how he reacted.

"The mother of the king's daughter? Isn't that the king's wife? Hey, could it be that the king married the second wife, this is the second lady?" Panshi gnawed on the pig's trotters in his hand and looked carefully at the beauty in front of him, and the look of the second monk was confused, which confirmed what I thought.

"What nonsense are you talking about! This is the mother of my only daughter, Xiaoli--- the Sophora Fairy. "I can't be too reckless, I still have to make sure.

"Don't be kidding! I think that my other skills may not be ranked in the heavenly realm, and our ability to recognize people is the second, and no one dares to recognize the first. She's definitely not your real lady, the Sophora Fairy. Rock glanced at the beautiful woman disdainfully, turned and sat down to continue eating.

"Husband, do you have to humiliate me and force me to leave?" The beauty's face changed and changed, and she pretended to be calm and turned away with tears in her eyes.

"Don't rush to leave. Do you know who he is?" I grabbed the beautiful woman's sleeve. It's all at this time, how can you slip away easily.

"Rock, don't talk nonsense about my wife. You say she's not my real lady, do you have any proof?" I poked my finger at the rock's back. Eat, eat, eat, know how to eat, and I'm not afraid to kill you.

"Oh my lord, my rock says no, it's not, it's about my reputation. You don't believe in pulling down. Rock twisted his waist impatiently, and continued to fight with the pig's trotters without even raising his head.

"If the king wants me to go, you can say it bluntly, why do you have to find a vulgar wild man to insult me. I'll just go. Seeing that there was no evidence of the rock, the beauty seemed to have more confidence, and twisted her head angrily but did not move.

"Vulgar barbarian! Hey--I said you apricot blossom demon, you don't have a face to give you, and you kicked your nose in the face. Rock threw away the pig's trotters and pushed the chair away with a "clang".

"Apricot Blossom Demon? Wouldn't it?" My eyes are straight. This acacia and apricot blossom are not the same variety at all, which can also be fake and real.

"What do you think she's a thing? I heard that there is a secret technique called soul receiving in the Valley of Hundred Flowers, as long as the soul of one flower fairy is separated and led into the body of another flower fairy, the flower fairy who receives the soul can have the characteristics of two flower fairies, and can freely switch between the two characteristics. What's more, they can receive more than three kinds of flower fairy spirits. I wonder how many kinds of this apricot blossom fairy has received?" It's a long experience. This rock is really knowledgeable!

"Who the hell are you-you-you?" The beauty's face had turned pale when she heard the words "Hundred Flowers Valley", and her body had begun to tremble slightly when she heard the "soul receiving technique", and she had completely disarmed and surrendered after listening to Panshi's words.

"The little god is not talented, and he was fortunate enough to have a relationship with the peony fairy, the lord of the Hundred Flowers Valley, so he has a little understanding of the soul art. Moreover, --- King's wife, the Sophora Flower Fairy, was also introduced to the King by me. "Rock, this guy is really hidden! He didn't even mention anything about being a matchmaker for me. In this way, this is still a great gaga!

"It seems that I can only admit it, I didn't expect the king to get acquainted with such a master, hehehehe....." The beauty looked bitter, and her body began to slowly melt with a strange smile.

"Soul Eater." Panshi's face changed drastically, and a golden light sprinkled towards the beauty.

"Don't bother with me. Thinking that I went astray and was ashamed of the valley master, it is normal to have this retribution. It's a pity that I hope to get the king's mercy but I can't do it. After saying this, the beauty turned into a pale blue sky and dust drifted in the air.

"Hey--- I still have a question for you, why are you gone?" It was really a boiled duck that flew away, and I couldn't help but glare at the rock.

"It's no wonder the old man. Someone had placed a Soul Eater curse on her, and her life could be taken at any moment. The rocker said there was nothing he could do.

"It must be Huang Shilang, this yellow-haired monster didn't have a good heart from the beginning." I thought about the things before and after, and I felt that Huang Shilang was the most suspicious. It was he who brought me back to my hometown, and it was he who colluded with beautiful women to use soul-attracting grass to introduce my soul into the body of my previous life.

"You mean the yellow spirit? I know what he used to do, it can't be him. Soul Eater is a very domineering immortal art, the person who casts the spell must have profound divine skills, and while destroying the opponent's soul, he will also receive the same level of damage. In the entire Heavenly Realm, apart from a few great gods, I really can't think of anyone else with this divine skill. Unless Huang Shilang has had some adventures over the years and his magic skills have soared, it can't be him. "How do you know everything about this rock? At least a doctor of history in the world.

"No, I still think the yellow-haired monster is suspicious, but I haven't been able to guess his purpose. Why don't you arrest him and ask him?" As for the yellow-haired monster, although I say this, I still don't want him to be a villain in my heart, after all, he didn't really hurt me from beginning to end.

"I think it's better to forget it. Why do you cause that trouble, if you have that energy, we might as well find a way to get some silver and go to the restaurant a few more times. I think the last time I moved the bricks was not bad, so let's find another brick factory to play. Rock licked his lips as he touched his stomach. The way he looks makes me want to go up and slap him to death. Also move bricks! Are your children and grandchildren in the same league as Yugong?

"It seems that Daxian is very interested in making money! Why don't we go around town. "Since you love to move bricks so much, well, I'll fulfill you.

"Boss, I heard that there is a shortage of manpower in your mine, and I will give you a thousand yuan in intermediary fees to help you pull a strong laborer, right?" The only one in the town of Brickyard is where we've stayed, so forget it. When I was walking around the town, I saw a small advertisement for a coal mine recruiting workers. Anyway, the purpose of the rock is to make money, and where to do it is not the same.

"That's right, that's right, but let's say it in advance, this thousand yuan is not given for nothing, the person you pull will at least stay in our mine for half a year, if you don't stay for half a year and want to leave, we won't let people go." Unless you return a thousand dollars. "At first glance, this recruiter is a ruffian hooligan, with a fierce light in his eyes. In the past, when I met such a person, how far away was it and how far to hide.

"No problem, as long as you have enough to eat, you won't run." I'm still quite confident about the rock. That guy is a dog now, as long as he wags his tail with absolute joy.

"King, aren't you going to have such a good opportunity?" There was a look of pity in Rock's eyes.

"Daxian, people have taken a fancy to you but not me, because they think I'm not strong enough." Watching the car pulling the rock away from the distance, I reached out and fanned the dust in front of me, and touched the thousand dollars in my pocket. Let's go -- let's go down to the restaurant!

I hummed a little song on my stomach and walked home on the way, and I felt so beautiful in my heart! As I walked, I stopped, thinking about how lonely it must have been that I was the only one left in the cave, and there was no one to talk to! No, you can't go back. Now that we've understood the Immortal Dafa, why don't we go home and take a look?

"Oh, this house doesn't look as good as my cave house!" On the way, I closed my eyes and just got home, and when I woke up, I was standing in my living room. This immortal method is really amazing! It's scary to think about it. If there are no heavenly rules in the heavenly realm, these immortals and spirits come to the world one by one, where is there still a way for mortals to live!

There was no one at home. What day of the month and day of the week is today? Now I don't have that concept at all. It's certainly not a weekend, though. I looked east and west, and the house was very clean! It seems that my lazy woman is gone, and my hands-on ability is quite strong by my side. In the past, it was always perfunctory to ask her to do a job, which made me angry, but I just did it myself. Now when I look at it again, I realize that I am stupid. So this girl is playing tricks on me! Thinking about my wife's previous appearance makes me hate it so much, and when I see her again, I must get her debts back.

"Sir, who are you looking for?" Oh my god! That's what you want! This immortal method is really amazing! Facing my familiar wife, who was still gritting my teeth just now, I was so excited that I couldn't express my excitement. How long has it been since we saw each other? It's been about two months. No wonder there is a saying that "little don't win the newlywed"! Looking at my wife's somewhat emaciated face, I feel so distressed! I can't wait to hold her in my arms and kiss her.

"Old--you--" I choked my throat in one breath, and my eyes were red.

"What's wrong with you, sir? What's uncomfortable?" My wife is always so enthusiastic about people she doesn't know, and I've complained about it a lot before.

"Hehe, it's okay, it's okay." I held back the tears that came out of my eyes and squeezed out a smile.

"I think you seem to be a little uncomfortable, or I'll help you to the chair in our hall to rest for a while." My wife gently put her arm around me. Smelling the faint fragrance that is characteristic of her, my tears finally fell. "Wife, it's me!" I kept calling in my heart, but I didn't dare to open my mouth. It turns out that it is so uncomfortable to miss someone in my heart and think of the extreme. Wife, I was wrong, I will never laugh at you for crying when you watch TV series in the future.

"Xiao Zhou, did I get the data you counted?" A man who looked younger than his wife stood at the door of the office with a look of displeasure.

"It's almost done." His wife's face turned a little pale.

"Although I know that you have difficulties at home, you can't just wander around and not work during working hours, right?" The man had a disgusted expression.

"Yes, I'll do it right away." My wife let go of my arm and returned to her seat with her head down. What is it! Don't say it politely, dare to discipline my wife in front of me, I really don't know how many eyes Lord Ma has!

"Director Sun, it doesn't seem safe for the family's money to hide in the mattress! By the way, the red envelope given by the contractor just now should be kept in the bottom drawer on the left side of the desk, and you should remember to take it home! I spied into the boy's mind, then moved behind the boy at the speed of light and blew softly in his ear.

"You--who are you? What do you want to do?" Director Sun's face changed dramatically in an instant, and his body began to tremble slightly.

"It doesn't matter who I am, the important thing is that my subordinates have difficulties at home, and we should care about helping instead of falling into the ground, are you right?" I stared into his eyes, trying to make him feel fear from the bottom of my heart.

"Good--good--" Director Sun's legs kept spinning and trembling like a hula hoop.

"Remember what I said today, being good to your subordinates is being good to yourself. Otherwise—" I smiled at him and turned to leave.

"Wife, I'll come to see you again in a while." Standing on the road and looking up at where my wife worked, I waved my hand. I believe that from now on, Director Sun will no longer dare to yell at his wife.

"My wife was bullied because of my business, I don't know what will happen to my son?" As soon as this question came to mind, I moved to the playground of my son's school.

"Hey--- hey---- call you, that's you, how did you get in?" A uniformed security guard stood not far away and yelled at me.

"It's outrageous! Can't we wear it outside our son's classroom?" Looking at the security guard's waving arm, I thought a little embarrassed. Hey--it looks like we're getting more and more proficient at this magic skill. The image that appeared in front of my eyes suddenly became my son's classroom. I looked at my son through the windowpane. This kid looks a lot more mature, and is taking notes while listening to the teacher's lecture seriously. Yes, yes, it seems that my story has had a positive effect on my son. Now I'm relieved.

"Hey--- you were on the playground just now, right? Didn't you hear me call you? Flashes faster than a rabbit. Are the soles of your feet greased or rocketed! "I was walking along the campus road to the school gate when the security guard reappeared. It's really responsible! Children are really lucky to have such security guards!

"I'm sorry, I was distracted just now, and I didn't hear you call me." At this time, my role should be that of an honest and responsible parent of a student.

"How did you get in? What's the matter?" The security guard questioned carefully and uneasily.

"I walked in through the school gate, and I didn't see you at the time." I looked confused, and I should have performed well.

"Really? Am I napping again? Oops, I'm so old, I can't even do the job of a security guard, and if I get fired again, what kind of face will I have to go home! "The look of self-reproach from the security guard made my heart tremble. I seem to see my former self, in order to support my family, I am inferior to the eyes of others. It's not easy to be an ordinary person!

"I'm kidding you. Actually, I came in in your principal's car. I'm sorry. "It's not hard to lie, as long as you have good intentions and are easy to do.

"Oh, you scared the scare of me. I said, I've been standing since morning, and I'm afraid that I'll take a nap when I sit down and make a mistake. The security guard let out a sigh of relief. Ordinary people always bring us ordinary touches. This example of a security guard can be used as material for my son's writing!

"It's a blessing for children to have a responsible security guard like you!" We should respect ordinary good people more.

"Ouch, look at what you said. Thank you, thank you. The security guard saluted me with some embarrassment.

After seeing my wife and son, I wanted to go back to my cave immediately, but I was still a little worried about my wife's previous grievances, so I went to the flower shop and bought a bouquet of red roses in the name of my friend and asked them to give to my wife. The card reads, "I love you, wife. At the bottom of the card, it was written in two yards small: "In my dream last night, your husband asked me to buy you a bouquet of red roses, and asked to write the above five words." He said these are the five words you asked him for before, but he couldn't utter. Your husband's friend. Another: Don't be afraid of Director Sun, you will straighten your waist in front of him. This sentence is also what your husband asked me to convey to you. ”